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[stefmor90]

SELL BILL GATES KNIFE TO HITMAN TO HIRE HIM TO KILL BILL GATES

BILLY MAYS: 2

YOU SELL KNIFE TO HITMEN BUT THE HITMEN ACTUALLY ARE BILL GATES AND BILL GATES STABS YOU IN THE FACE. YOU OBTAINED KNIFE.

BILLY MAYS HERE!

THE PERSON WHO BIDS THE MOST SOULS GETS A HOMICIDAL BILL GATES!

BILLY MAYS: 5

YOU STEAL THE HITMENS SOULS AND BECOME THE FINAL BOSS AND BILL GATES BECOMES A SLAVE TO HIMSELF.

[Empiricist]

Create some sort of pointless doomsday device.

[stefmor90]

BILLY MAYS: 3

YOU MAKE A DOOMSDAY DEVICE BUT IT DOESN'T WORK RIGHT AND THEN YOU FEEL BAD.

[Wwolin]

Sell bad feelings away to make self feel better.

[Empiricist]

Sell the doomsday device as well.

[stefmor90]

Sell bad feelings away to make self feel better.

BILLY MAYS: 3

YOU TRY TO SELL THE BAD FEELINGS AND BILL GATES TRIES TO BUY THEM. BUT THEN YOU FEEL BAD FOR BILL GATES.

Sell the doomsday device as well.

BILLY MAYS: 1

THE DOOMSDAY DEVICES TRIES TO SELL YOU INSTEAD. BILL GATES BUYS YOU AND THEN YOU ARE NOW BILL GATES SLAVE.

[Empiricist]

Sell the honor of being Bill Gates's slave to someone else.

[Lenglon]

sell slavery to dragons

[stefmor90]

Sell the honor of being Bill Gates's slave to someone else.

BILLY SLAVES: 2

YOU SELL YOUR SLAVERY TO THE HITMEN BUT THE HITMEN IS BILL GATES AND THEN BILL GATES BUYS YOU TWICE.

sell slavery to dragons

BILLY MAYS: 4

THE DRAGONS THEN BUY YOUR SLAVERY AND BILL GATES CRIES BECAUSE YOUR NOT HIS SLAVE ANY MORE BUT THEN YOU PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE BECAUSE HE'S BEING A BITCH.

[Lenglon]

Sell Death to God

Sell Feet to Fish

Sell Dragons to Demons

Sell Demons to Dragons

Sell Jesus to Taoism

Sell Ice Cream to Potatos

Sell Life to Victory

Sell Blue to Chaos

Sell Commerce to Religion

Sell Pizza to Orangatans

Sell Manga to Vlad the Impailer

Sell Forums to Dwarves

Sell Wisdom to Wizards

Sell Chairs to Eels

Sell Backwards to Sonic

Sell Brakes to Ninjas

Sell Books to Babies

Sell Yukkuri Yurikamo to Xantlos

Sell L to K

Sell Everything to Nothing

Sell Fire to Penguins

Sell Sales to Billy Mays

[Empiricist]

Sell Death to God

Sell Feet to Fish

Sell Dragons to Demons

Sell Demons to Dragons

Sell Jesus to Taoism

Sell Ice Cream to Potatos

Sell Life to Victory

Sell Blue to Chaos

Sell Commerce to Religion

Sell Pizza to Orangatans

Sell Manga to Vlad the Impailer

Sell Forums to Dwarves

Sell Wisdom to Wizards

Sell Chairs to Eels

Sell Backwards to Sonic

Sell Brakes to Ninjas

Sell Books to Babies

Sell Yukkuri Yurikamo to Xantlos

Sell L to K

Sell Everything to Nothing

Sell Fire to Penguins

Sell Sales to Billy Mays

All of this.

[stefmor90]

I fucking hate all of you

Sell Death to God

Sell Feet to Fish

Sell Dragons to Demons

Sell Demons to Dragons

Sell Jesus to Taoism

Sell Ice Cream to Potatos

Sell Life to Victory

Sell Blue to Chaos

Sell Commerce to Religion

Sell Pizza to Orangatans

Sell Manga to Vlad the Impailer

Sell Forums to Dwarves

Sell Wisdom to Wizards

Sell Chairs to Eels

Sell Backwards to Sonic

Sell Brakes to Ninjas

Sell Books to Babies

Sell Yukkuri Yurikamo to Xantlos

Sell L to K

Sell Everything to Nothing

Sell Fire to Penguins

Sell Sales to Billy Mays

All of this.

BILLY MAYS: 1

YOU TRY TO SELL DEATH TO GOD BUT YOU ARE SMITED. IT HURTS REALLY BADLY AND YOU DIE AND STUFF

BILLY MAYS: 4

YOU SELL YOUR DEAD FEET TO FISH AND THE FISH EAT YOUR FEET. THEY TASTE GOOD.

BILLY MAYS: 6

YOU SELL THE DRAGONS TO THE DEMONS AND THE DEMONS TAKE YOUR SLAVERY AND NOW YOU ARE DEMON SLAVE.

BILLY MAYS: 3

YOU SELL THE DEMONS TO THE DRAGONS BUT THE DRAGONS ARE ANGRY AND KILL ALL THE DEMONS AND YOU DIE AGAIN.

BILLY MAYS: 1

YOU ACCIDENTALLY SELL JESUS TO BUDDHISM AND JESUS GETS ANGRY AND PUNCHES YOU TO DEATH AGAIN.

BILLY MAYS: 6

YOU SELL THE ICECREAM TO THE POTATOES BUT NOW ALL THE ICECREAM IS POTATOES AND THE WORLD HATES YOU.

BILLY MAYS: 4

YOU SELL LIFE TO VICTORY BUT YOU'RE ALREADY DEAD AND VICTORY PUNCHES YOU IN THE FACE AND YOU DIE AGAIN.

BILLY MAYS: 2

YOU SELL BLUE TO PEACE CORPS AND THEY THANK YOU FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE. YOU DIE AGAIN.

BILLY MAYS: 3

YOU SELL COMMERCE TO RELIGION AND JESUS KILLS YOU BECAUSE HE WANTED BITCHES NOT ECONOMY.

BILLY MAYS: 6

YOU SELL PIZZA TO ORANGATANS BUT YOU SOLD SO MUCH PIZZA ALL YOUR ARMS BREAK OFF AND YOU DIE AGAIN.

BILLY MAYS: 4

YOU SELL SHITTY HENTAI TO VLAD THE IMPAILER BUT HE DOESN'T LIKE IT AND DEMANDS MORE.

BILLY MAYS: 4

YOU SELL THE DWARVES TO THE FORUMS BUT THE DWARVES LIKED THEIR MOUNTAIN HOME BETTER AND PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE.

BILLY MAYS: 4

YOU SELL THE WISDOM TO THE WIZARDS BUT THE WIZARDS FIND OUT ALL YOUR MARKETING TECHNIQUES AND TRY TO TAKE YOUR BUSINESS.

BILLY MAYS: 4

YOU SELL CHAIRS TO THE EELS. YOU GET SHOCKED ANYWAYS.

BILLY MAYS: 5

YOU SELL BACKWARDS TO SONIC. SONIC IS HAPPY AND GIVES YOU THE ABILITY TO RUN REALLY SUPER FAST AT THE SPEED OF THE SAME SPEED THAT SONIC RUNS AT MAYBE. BUT ONLY BACKWARDS.

BILLY MAYS: 1

YOU TRY TO SELL BRAKES TO THE NINJAS BUT THE NINJAS BREAK YOU.

BILLY MAYS: 2

YOU SELL THE BOOKS TO THE BABIES BUT THE BABIES ARE ACTUALLY TERRORIST WIZARDS THAT HAVE LEARNED ALL OF YOUR MARKETING SCHEMES AND ARE TRYING TO MURDER YOU AND THEN YOU DIE.

BILLY MAYS: 5

YOU SELL YUKKURI TO XANTALOS AND XANTALOS DIES AND STUFF BECAUSE YUKKURI FUCKED HIM TO DEATH.

BILLY MAYS: 4

YOU SELL L TO K BUT K IS ACTUALLY GAY AND DOESN'T WANT L AND THEN L IS ACTUALLY THE SAME GENDER AS K AND THEY LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER THE END.

BILLY MAYS: 1

YOU SELL EVERYTHING TO NOTHING BUT NOTHING HATES BILLY MAYS AND NOTHING KILLS YOU TO DEATH.

BILLY MAYS: 6

YOU SELL FIRE TO THE PENGUINS BUT NOW ALL THE PENGUINS ARE ON FIRE AND THE FIRE SPREADS AND YOU DESTROY EARTH AND NOW WIZARDS ARE TRYING TO KILL YOU AGAIN.

BILLY MAYS: 2

YOU TRY TO SELL THE SALES TO YOURSELF BUT YOU ALREADY HAVE A THE SALES AND THEN YOU ACCIDENTALLY SELL THE SALES THE TO WIZARDS AND JESUS KILLS YOU AGAIN.

[Empiricist]

Sell the fire penguins.

[Lenglon]

...
well done

[stefmor90]

Sell the fire penguins.

BILLY MAYS: 1

YOU CATCH ON FIRE BECAUSE THE PENGUINS DEMAND VENGEANCE FOR THEIR HABITAT BLOWING UP.

...
well done

BILLY MAYS: 2

YOU TRY TO SELL THE GM'S EFFORTS BUT NO ONE CARES.