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Total Members Voted: 6

[Joben]

Attempt to loot dwarf corpses again.

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Joben GooglyGook, M
Silver Dagger
*Iron Dagger*

[Nirur Torir]

Draw a happy scene!

((Nirur, IIRC Kobolds won't eat sentient beings))

((I. Um. I meant to use bait to catch edible things. Yes, that's what I meant.))

[squidgen]

Draw a happy scene!

((Nirur, IIRC Kobolds won't eat sentient beings))

((I. Um. I meant to use bait to catch edible things. Yes, that's what I meant.))

You could probably give the elves some delicious dwarf meat. The dwarves that aren't rotting, at least.

[mastahcheese]

Stuff a child into a bag!

I don't care if it's a goblin thing to do.
It'll come in handy later, trust me.

[squidgen]

Look for stuff I can steal.

(3) It looks like the kids are playing with some pretty well crafted wooden toys.

Loot gear off of the dwarves.

 (5) You find a steel short sword, along with an iron helmet!

Attempt to loot dwarf corpses again.

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Joben GooglyGook, M
Silver Dagger
*Iron Dagger*

(4) You find another iron dagger

Draw a happy scene!

((Nirur, IIRC Kobolds won't eat sentient beings))

((I. Um. I meant to use bait to catch edible things. Yes, that's what I meant.))

(5) You draw a <<*Dirt Engraving*>>! It shows elves frolicking with animals and hugging trees. The elves give a round of applause for your artwork!

Stuff a child into a bag!

I don't care if it's a goblin thing to do.
It'll come in handy later, trust me.

(3) The applause is quickly interrupted by you jumping out of the shadows, and grabbing one of the elf children! You manage to stuff it in your bag, but not before it starts screaming, and kicks you in the nose. Ouch.


Hearing the screams a war [1] Hoary Marmot bursts through the trees!


Wow. Mostly 4-5s and the only 1 was an enemy roll. I was hoping I could introduce a unicorn or giant tiger.

[mastahcheese]

Jump back into the shadows!

Silly elves and their hoary marmots.

[kj1225]

Sneak into the village.

[Lukeinator]

Loot wooden crap off of the Elves.

[Nirur Torir]

Act shocked and chase the elfnapper ineffectually, hopefully failing in some way that the elves will find adorable.

[Joben]

Throw a dwarf corpse at the Hoary Marmot

((Hopefully DF physics are in full effect...))

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Joben GooglyGook, M
Silver Dagger
*Iron Dagger*
Iron Dagger

[squidgen]

Jump back into the shadows!

Silly elves and their hoary marmots.

(3) You stumble back into the shadows, and hide behind a tree.

Sneak into the village.

(4) You succsessfuly sneak into the village. A few elves are moving towards the commotion behind you, but the rest appear to be loading up a caravan.

Loot wooden crap off of the Elves.

(2) You loot the wooden figurines that are statues of various trees. How... elven.

Act shocked and chase the elfnapper ineffectually, hopefully failing in some way that the elves will find adorable.

(2) You fail at failing, and instead tackle Kregwillen!

Throw a dwarf corpse at the Hoary Marmot

((Hopefully DF physics are in full effect...))

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Joben GooglyGook, M
Silver Dagger
*Iron Dagger*
Iron Dagger

(1) You pick up a dwarf corpse, but trip over the hoary marmot! The dwarf corpse falls on top of you, and you are pinned down.


[4] The hoary marmot attacks Joben! It bites his left leg, and latches on firmly!

[Nirur Torir]

Cry about how there are better ways to get food. Ways that don't involve scaring children.

[kj1225]

Steal from the caravan. Run if they look like they see me.

[mastahcheese]

Cry about how there are better ways to get food. Ways that don't involve scaring children.

I'm not doing it for food, you idiot!
Shake this tree-hugger off of me, get into a better spot closer to their village

[Joben]

"Stop wrestling and give me a hand, this thing is biting me!"

Stab Hoary Marmot with Iron Dagger. Or if being under the dead dwarf means I cant then shove the dwarf off me instead.

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Joben GooglyGook, M
Silver Dagger
*Iron Dagger*
Iron Dagger