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Total Members Voted: 6

[Nirur Torir]

Some story would be good.

[squidgen]

YOU HUNGRY, WE STEAL STUFF.
Also, AM I IN?!

Depends if I'm going to do a story-building intermission first. But you are next in line for the next mission.

[kj1225]

Do I get an awarred for being the top grossing kobold?

[squidgen]

Yep. All "winners" will get put in the lootmaster hall of fame.

[Coolrune206]

So will we have some way to do stuff with our stealings? Because if we raid the dwarves, I want to get a copper pick. To impress them with mining.

[mastahcheese]

I'm good in any case.

Can I get an achievement for taking a hostage?

[squidgen]

Well, I think I'll try for the story.


The kobolds of Gooblygook were understandably suprised when you came riding in in a stolen elven caravan, especially one pulled by such a vicious creature. After all of the random creatures were butchered (exept the horse) the Council of Kobolds decided to try and sell all if the junk you brought back.

It went well enough, until the elves started screaming about evil kobolds to anyone that would listen. Of course, no one bought it. It escalated until a group of dwarves got in a fistfight with some elven merchants about "accusin' th' adorable cutebolds o' stealin'" and the humans kicked them out. Not before one of the elves saw you, and went beserk, yelling about one of you trying to kill her child. How rediculous!

After, you fled the scene, you heard that "The vile fiend killed eight in her lust for murder. She even devoured cat!" The elf was apparently killed right after she had committed the horrible crime of cat-murder.

When you got back to Gooblygook, the news had spread that the elves had declared war on the humans. Apparently, the dead elf was a princes. Go figure.

Suddenly, something falls over with a loud bang. Over in the shadows is... An elven child. The same one you took hostage. It must have hidden in one of your bags. Oh, and it has a sword. Wait... Wasn't the princess talking about a child?

SWEET MOTHER OF ARMOK, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?

[mastahcheese]

But I dumped him off as a trade for the loot!

...Also I would have totally killed her for hurting kittehs.

[squidgen]

But I dumped him off as a trade for the loot!

...Also I would have totally killed her for hurting kittehs.

He followed you. For revenge! Or something.

[Nirur Torir]

Diffuse the situation by offering the child sweet things.

[SOLDIER First]

Wander in and state stupidly at the shiny pointy hurt-stick.

[Coolrune206]

Walk in (As me, because you're at the kobold-cave and that's where I am), Make googly eyed faces at the child, then persuade it to put down it's knife.

[kj1225]

Sneak into the hoard and wait for everyone else to kill it.

[squidgen]

Diffuse the situation by offering the child sweet things.

(4) You offer him a strawberry. He takes it, and squishes it.

Wander in and state stupidly at the shiny pointy hurt-stick.

(2) You run in, and get stabbed in the foot! Ouch.

Walk in (As me, because you're at the kobold-cave and that's where I am), Make googly eyed faces at the child, then persuade it to put down it's knife.

(3) You get him to put down his knife! To bad he is using a sword

Sneak into the hoard and wait for everyone else to kill it.

(1) He swings his sword with the other kobold attached and makes a koboldfoot-kebab!

[SOLDIER First]

"[string of Kobold curses]!!"
Run away and sneak behind him.