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Author Topic: Apologise and Die - Inspector Hatchet (ba-dum tss)  (Read 4536 times)

Lenglon

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Re: (TSG) Apologise and Die - Horror TSG
« Reply #30 on: August 24, 2013, 03:57:16 pm »

flee to the nearest populated area. call for help if he pursues.
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((I don't think heating something that is right above us to a ridiculous degree is very smart. Worst case scenario we become +metal statues+. This is a finely crafted metal statue. It is encrusted with sharkmist and HMRC. On the item is an image of HMRC and Pancaek. Pancaek is laughing. The HMRC is melting. The artwork relates to the encasing of the HMRC in metal by Pancaek during the Mission of Many People.))

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Re: (TSG) Apologise and Die - Horror TSG
« Reply #31 on: August 24, 2013, 04:14:59 pm »

Listen to command to shut up, hide. Wait for agent to recover, go to a room he's not in ASAP.
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Re: (TSG) Apologise and Die - Horror TSG
« Reply #32 on: August 25, 2013, 01:27:54 pm »

You cower under the desk. He saw you run behind it so it's not a moment before he's caught hold of you and dragged you out from beneath it. [2] He kicks you in the face. Blood spills from the wide cut the blow leaves on your forehead. The distracting wound makes it difficult to see and forces you to wipe your eyes every few seconds.

You throw the crazed man off of you and scramble to your feet. You back away from him towards the elevator and yell for help. Your heart drops into your stomach as you look around and see that the normally crowded law firm is completely empty. The bomb disposal squad must have evacuated the building while you were waiting for them to arrive. You have no idea if anyone is left inside anymore.

The inspector pulls himself up and turns to you, his chest heaving and eyes filled with rage. He seems to have dropped his pistol, though you can't see where it may have fallen. Probably somewhere around his feet. You remember that you're still walking backward and you bump into the wall behind you. You see the elevator right next to you and mash the call button. After a few seconds you realise that it's dark, and it occurs to you that civil services probably cut power to the building once they were informed that there was a bomb threat. You glance over your shoulder and see the inspector still glaring at you. He growls throatily and you get the feeling that he isn't going to stop trying to kill you anytime soon.

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Cut on forehead [10% chance to trip or go the wrong direction when running, 5% chance to drop what's in your hands]

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Wallet, Kerchief, Lucky pen
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Re: (TSG) Apologise and Die - Horror TSG
« Reply #33 on: August 25, 2013, 01:33:41 pm »

GROIN ATTACK. Proceed to flee to the door, and run down corridor shouting "HELP HE'S GONE INSANE AND IS TRYING TO KILL ME!" Repeat until successful.
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Re: (TSG) Apologise and Die - Horror TSG
« Reply #34 on: August 25, 2013, 01:48:59 pm »

The inspector runs towards you and [6] you destroy his manhood utterly with a well-placed heel kick. He doesn't seem to feel the blow however, and despite the growing bloodstain on his trousers, he attacks you anyways. [2] You try to push him away and he bites your hand. A searing pain flows up your arm and you jerk your hand away. The inspector remains latched to your hand, and actually clamps down harder.

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Cut on forehead [10% chance to trip or go the wrong direction when running, 5% chance to drop what's in your hands]
Bleeding hand [superficial]

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Wallet, Kerchief, Lucky pen
« Last Edit: August 25, 2013, 02:27:35 pm by GUNINANRUNIN »
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Re: (TSG) Apologise and Die - Horror TSG
« Reply #35 on: August 25, 2013, 02:01:34 pm »

Repeatedly punch the guy in the neck.
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Re: (TSG) Apologise and Die - Horror TSG
« Reply #36 on: August 26, 2013, 02:48:49 am »

Repeatedly punch the guy in the neck.

+1, this guy's not human.  Let's hope he still has to breathe.
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Re: (TSG) Apologise and Die - Horror TSG
« Reply #37 on: August 26, 2013, 02:58:40 am »

Lucky Pen
((I'm retconning a title for this character's story.))
[2] You try hitting him in the throat with your free hand but your blows are awkward and lack power due to your position. Meanwhile he continues chewing your hand [wound worsens]. The pain is almost unbearable and you don't think you can take it much longer, not to mention it's now spurting frightening amounts of blood.

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Cut on forehead [10% chance to trip or go the wrong direction when running, 5% chance to drop what's in your hands]
Chewed hand [-1 to fine manipulation]
In a lot of pain

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Wallet, Kerchief, Lucky pen
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Re: Apologise and Die - Inspector Hatchet (ba-dum tss)
« Reply #38 on: August 26, 2013, 03:06:40 am »

Try blinding him with our own blood.
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Re: Apologise and Die - Inspector Hatchet (ba-dum tss)
« Reply #39 on: August 26, 2013, 03:11:47 am »

Apologise and die.
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I wish I could unwatch a thread because every time I look at this I can feel myself dying faster
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Dying of pure unbridled hatred, actually.

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Re: Apologise and Die - Inspector Hatchet (ba-dum tss)
« Reply #40 on: August 26, 2013, 04:55:17 am »

Obtain the lucky pen. STABSTABSTABSTABSTAB
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Re: Apologise and Die - Inspector Hatchet (ba-dum tss)
« Reply #41 on: August 26, 2013, 05:39:15 am »

Obtain the lucky pen. STABSTABSTABSTABSTAB

Disregard my suggestion, I +1 this.
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Lenglon

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Re: Apologise and Die - Inspector Hatchet (ba-dum tss)
« Reply #42 on: August 26, 2013, 05:41:48 am »

Obtain the lucky pen. STABSTABSTABSTABSTAB

Disregard my suggestion, I +1 this.
+1
preferred target: eyes and throat
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((I don't think heating something that is right above us to a ridiculous degree is very smart. Worst case scenario we become +metal statues+. This is a finely crafted metal statue. It is encrusted with sharkmist and HMRC. On the item is an image of HMRC and Pancaek. Pancaek is laughing. The HMRC is melting. The artwork relates to the encasing of the HMRC in metal by Pancaek during the Mission of Many People.))

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Re: Apologise and Die - Inspector Hatchet (ba-dum tss)
« Reply #43 on: August 26, 2013, 12:35:10 pm »

Obtain the lucky pen. STABSTABSTABSTABSTAB

I like this.

Right through an eye hopefully.
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Re: (TSG) Apologise and Die - Horror TSG
« Reply #44 on: August 26, 2013, 02:10:59 pm »

You pull your lucky pen out and, on an impulse, click it open as you prepare to stab the good inspector. His head explodes.

Spoiler: Character (click to show/hide)
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Cut on forehead [10% chance to trip or go the wrong direction when running, 5% chance to drop what's in your hands]
Chewed hand [-1 to fine manipulation]
In some pain

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Wallet, Kerchief, Lucky pen
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