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Author Topic: Apologise and Die - Inspector Hatchet (ba-dum tss)  (Read 4532 times)

Lenglon

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Re: (TSG) Apologise and Die - Horror TSG
« Reply #15 on: August 24, 2013, 04:10:01 am »

open the door. do what I'm told by the bomb squad.
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((I don't think heating something that is right above us to a ridiculous degree is very smart. Worst case scenario we become +metal statues+. This is a finely crafted metal statue. It is encrusted with sharkmist and HMRC. On the item is an image of HMRC and Pancaek. Pancaek is laughing. The HMRC is melting. The artwork relates to the encasing of the HMRC in metal by Pancaek during the Mission of Many People.))

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Re: (TSG) Apologise and Die - Horror TSG
« Reply #16 on: August 24, 2013, 04:10:13 am »

Open door, hyperventilate
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« Reply #17 on: August 24, 2013, 04:10:16 am »

Open door.
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Re: (TSG) Apologise and Die - Horror TSG
« Reply #18 on: August 24, 2013, 04:24:19 am »

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Re: (TSG) Apologise and Die - Horror TSG
« Reply #19 on: August 24, 2013, 04:39:32 am »

You unlock the door and it bursts open. Two inspectors wearing dark coats grab you and pull you into the hall. A few men wearing heavy aprons and pushing a stretcher laden with a bomb blanket and a gas tank push through. [3] Only one of the inspectors stays to keep an eye on you, but he isn't actually looking at you. He's more focused on what's going on in your office while he addresses you. We'll just wait here until John gets back okay mister? He takes out a pack of cigarettes, still peering through the door. He hasn't noticed you're covered in blood yet. You look around and spot the elevator on the other side of the room. There aren't any other cops around, and you don't know where the other inspector went off to.

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Re: (TSG) Apologise and Die - Horror TSG
« Reply #20 on: August 24, 2013, 04:41:55 am »

Ask for a cigarette.
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Re: (TSG) Apologise and Die - Horror TSG
« Reply #21 on: August 24, 2013, 04:46:25 am »

sit down with my back to the hallway wall. wait.
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Re: (TSG) Apologise and Die - Horror TSG
« Reply #22 on: August 24, 2013, 04:48:37 am »

You didn't do anything wrong if you run they will think you do
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« Reply #23 on: August 24, 2013, 05:04:25 am »

[5] Move! The bomb squad runs out of your office carrying something under the bomb blanket. One stops to talk to the inspector. He had a damn pipe bomb in his gut on a cell detonator. We think he had something smaller in his head though. I don't think we need to do an autopsy on this one. It's open and shut. Have a good one. He jogs away after his men.

The inspector turns towards you. Well I think I'll let you get cleaned up. I'll see you. He goes to leave and you breathe a sigh of relief.

Oh, wait.. He walks back over. I'll just need you to sign here real quick. It's a new thing the department is trying out. Purely a formality. He takes a notebook and a document from inside his coat and unfolds it for you to sign. Sorry, I don't have a pen. Do you have one?

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« Reply #24 on: August 24, 2013, 05:06:07 am »

Carefully read the form and any fine-print before signing it with your lucky pen (don't sign if its iffy), if you needed luck now was th etime
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« Reply #25 on: August 24, 2013, 05:10:14 am »

Carefully read the form and any fine-print before signing it with your lucky pen (don't sign if its iffy), if you needed luck now was the time

EDIT: OSH---
that agent just apologized
« Last Edit: August 24, 2013, 05:12:39 am by Lenglon »
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« Reply #26 on: August 24, 2013, 05:19:36 am »

Sign away! To prison for another adventuuuuurrrrreeee!

[Said every lunatic and murderer ever.]
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« Reply #27 on: August 24, 2013, 10:57:15 am »

Yeah, sure. You say, hands still trembling from the shock of it all as you withdraw your pen from it's place in your front pocket and click it open. You skim over the document. No big deal, just a sort of witness deposition. It removes any and all responsibility for the specified incident. You check it one more time and then sign on the line. You click your pen closed and hand the document back to the inspector. He has a funny look on his face as he folds the paper again and tucks the notebook back into his jacket. You feel a touch of concern for the kind inspector, and ask him if he's feeling all right. His features shift into an angry snarl and he shoves you against the wall. WHAT THE HELL BUSINESS IS IT OF YOURS?! You raise your hands defensively, still holding your lucky pen. You can see the inspector reaching for something inside his coat.

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« Reply #28 on: August 24, 2013, 03:23:25 pm »

do nothing. leave hands where he can see them easily.
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« Reply #29 on: August 24, 2013, 03:35:15 pm »

He draws his sidearm and fires. [4] The bullet strikes the wall next to your head. You duck behind a nearby desk as he fires his weapon again. You cower as he empties the entire magazine into the wooden desk. You can hear a muted click-click-click as he continues pulling the trigger over and over again.

Shut up! SHUT UP! He yells, pounding his fists against the desktop.

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