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[Redzephyr01]

Choose a name, and then a species and class from the lists below:

Species:
Human
Hill Dwarf
Deep Dwarf
Wood Elf
Night Elf
Mountain Elf
Draconian
Kobold
Gnome
Halfling
Kobold
Golem

Class:
Warrior
Rogue
Mage
Healer
Paladin
Spellsword
Pirate
Spellthief
Ranger
Psion
Tourist

[wolfchild]

Ramoth - Draconian Paladin

[Imp]

Impet - Golem Tourist

[Elfeater]

Max Yeskly- Deep Dwarf Spellsword

[Redzephyr01]

┌────┐
│.......│ Hp: 30
▓...@.│ Mp:10
│.......│
└────┘
Your name is Impet. You are a Golem Tourist. Hearing rumors of a magical stone that grants wishes, you have descended into the Dungeons of Doom in order to retrieve it. (If you couldn't guess you are the @, and the ▓ is a door.) What do you do?

[Imp]

Check inventory, stats, equipment, skills, spells, and affects if possible.

Then onWARDS!  through the door.

[Redzephyr01]

In your inventory, you have the following:
1 Hawaiian shirt, currently equipped
1 camera with 30 charges remaining
1 ring, which you are sure is enchanted, but you have no idea what the enchantment on it is, currently equipped

Your stats are the following:
Max Hp: 30
Max Mp: 10
Defense: 20
Speed: 5
Wisdom: 9
Intelligence: 10
Dexterity: 15
Strength: 25
Accuracy: 6

Your spells are the following:
Berserk rage: go into an uncontrollable state where your strength and defense are drastically increased, but you cannot cast spells. Requires 4 Mp.

As a Golem, you are immune to poison and sleep, and have high defense and offense. Being a tourist doesn't really help you that much, because it's pretty much the worst class ever.

┌──────┐
│...........│
│...G.....@▓
│...........│
└───▓──┘

You enter the door, and see before you a Goblin swordsman! He is wielding a copper shortsword.

[Redzephyr01]

I now cannot get the image of a golem wearing wearing one of those Hawaiian t-shirts with a floral patter and holding a camera taking pictures of everything out of my head. It is just too funny to stop thinking about.

[Rolepgeek]

Quick! Take a picture!

Then punch it in the face with our other hand while taking a picture!

Then take a picture of ourselves standing triumphantly over it!

[Imp]

Quick! Take a picture!

Then punch it in the face with our other hand while taking a picture!

Then take a picture of ourselves standing triumphantly over it!

+1

Be sure to take photos with hand not wearing ring.

Punch with hand wearing ring, trying to ensure ring is part of the striking surface of our fist.

Attempt to ensure ring will be artistically captured in photo #2.

After taking photo #3, if camera is instant type, examine photo #2 closely for any clues as to the ring's enchantment.

[Parsely]

PTW

[Redzephyr01]

┌──────┐
│...........│
│...G@.....▓
│...........│
└───▓──┘

You take a picture of the goblin! The goblin is temporarily blinded by the camera flash! The camera now has 29 charges left. You punch the goblin in the face!

┌──────┐
│...........│
│...[@.....▓
│...........│
└───▓──┘

The goblin dies! ([=loot)

[escaped lurker]

Take Triumphant Picture.
Even if we should die on this tour, our glory will live on. Well, provided someone finds the film, and takes the neccessary steps to make pictures out of it. But you get the picture, right?

Obtain loot, equip sword.
With the sword, we might even blend into the local populace! Oh, the cultural riches that we may discover that way...

[Imp]

+1

And if the camera is defective, and does not produce pictures, we might not use it so much anymore, but determinedly seek the exit, so as to get a replacement camera which does work.

[zomara0292]

+1 to the above. . . . . . and kick the body.