Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

[Parisbre56]

((Oh dear, looks like Eta fails at cooking forever. At least she didn't manage to burn the salad.))

Great! Food is almost done! Let's just give those peas one more try...

"Hey, I'm almost done here. Got anything good?"

[Harry Baldman]

"Hmmm. It seems to me like you've got a bad case of the magical heebie jeebies. I'll need to feel around inside of your very being to see the problem."

John holds out his hand

"Grab my hand, I might be able to pinpoint your problem"

"Uhm... okay," James says, and gives you his hand. You grab hold of it, pondering what to do now, since the reception doesn't seem so good.

Great! Food is almost done! Let's just give those peas one more try...

"Hey, I'm almost done here. Got anything good?"

"Everything's good," Lois replies in a distant, dreamy voice.

The peas, meanwhile, steadfastly refuse to boil, dang blasted things that they are. Guess cooking peas really is a process that takes several hours! But you've got the rest of your food up to a reasonable level of edibility already! What to do?

[Pancaek]

"Right" John lets go of james' hand. "That didn't work. So tell me then, who exactly is Mary, what did she look like, and how did you lose her?"

[Harry Baldman]

"Right" John lets go of james' hand. "That didn't work. So tell me then, who exactly is Mary, what did she look like, and how did you lose her?"

"Mary's... my wife, and she's about normal height, I guess, with blond hair, glasses. I lost her... when I came here. I don't know where she went. Have you seen her?"

[The Froggy Ninja]

((How many matches do we have left.))
Find the guy.
"If you want I can give some of your men magic. Some of them likely have the aptitude."

[Pancaek]

"Hmm, hmm. Now, when you say lost, what do you mean exactly? Did she just go up in thin air? And more importantly, what do you mean by 'get here', exactly? Where is here, where did you come from and how did you travel?"

[Harry Baldman]

((How many matches do we have left.))
Find the guy.
"If you want I can give some of your men magic. Some of them likely have the aptitude."

((Let's say 10.))

"Sounds absolutely wonderful. I'll go get some immediately."

A few minutes later, you find yourself in front of a lineup of about 20 underwear creatures, and all of them seem rather eager for magic. How nice.

"Hmm, hmm. Now, when you say lost, what do you mean exactly? Did she just go up in thin air? And more importantly, what do you mean by 'get here', exactly? Where is here, where did you come from and how did you travel?"

"I... have no idea. That's the problem."

[Pancaek]

"Well, James, I'm really sorry but I don't think I'll be able to help you then. I can't very well aid you in finding your wife if you can't give me any information whatsoever. Just, try to really think about anything that might help. Any piece of information at all."

[The Froggy Ninja]

"I'm going to need some matches. Have those been invented yet?"

[Harry Baldman]

"Well, James, I'm really sorry but I don't think I'll be able to help you then. I can't very well aid you in finding your wife if you can't give me any information whatsoever. Just, try to really think about anything that might help. Any piece of information at all."

"I think I remember... a hospital? Not far from here, I think... the name escapes me..."

"I'm going to need some matches. Have those been invented yet?"

"No, but we do have tinderboxes."

[Pancaek]

Ah, it wouldn't surprise me if I had an escaped mental patient's number in my phone

"Good! Now we are getting somewhere!"

John stands up, grabbing hold of the chair as he does so and walks over to the lady at the desk.

"Excuse me, ma'am, would you happen to know of any hospitals near here?"

[The Froggy Ninja]

Alright put some of those in this box. everyone look into the flame of this stick when I give it to you. You may get magic or you may not get anything I don't really know.
Try to give them magic.

[Parisbre56]

I only wanted peas...

Serve food! Then check on Lois.
If Lois is still lost in matches, try abusing the definition of canned goods: place something in the opened can of tuna (preferably something sharp, like one of those parmesan cheese knives if I have any), put the lid back on and cast Render Canned Goods Undetectable on it.

[Harry Baldman]

Ah, it wouldn't surprise me if I had an escaped mental patient's number in my phone

"Good! Now we are getting somewhere!"

John stands up, grabbing hold of the chair as he does so and walks over to the lady at the desk.

"Excuse me, ma'am, would you happen to know of any hospitals near here?"

Madam Bernski does not appear to be present.

[Pancaek]

"Ah, great. James, get off your arse, we're going to the hospital! Try and remember where it is, please."

Head outside, try to remember where the hospital is. otherwise try and have James remember where the hospital is. If both of these come up with nothing, try and ask a random passerby were the hospital is. Once we know the location, head over there