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[darkpaladin109]

((Fuse Demons sounds neat, if likely dangerous. Before I'd choose my spell, how common are demons?))

[lawastooshort]

((Oh hey, we never actioned!))

((er whoops))

Follow! Enter the church without extreme prejudice yet.

Storm of Distracting Underwear.

((oh god possibly a spell to rival my favourite))

[Toaster]

((Too bad I passed up those musical strippers.))

[lawastooshort]

((the what when?!?! although, as much as I am into gratuitous nudity and innuendo, I am not into musical strippers. or full punctuation, today))

[Harry Baldman]

((With the new lay line rules do we still get a stat point?))

You have six stat points, and I'm reasonably sure you put them all in Mind, right? Six points in the beginning still applies, I think.

((Fuse Demons sounds neat, if likely dangerous. Before I'd choose my spell, how common are demons?))

That's for me to know and you to find out.


Halesey and Larry hop on out of the van and head out into the neighborhood without so much as a hearty "smell ya later!" to their benefactor. The church is not too far away - a couple of blocks at best. And the neighborhood doesn't look too terrible, either - it's one of the more affluent suburbs in town, it seems. And the church, a whitewashed wooden idyllic affair, looks to be in stupendously good condition. Before they can enter, though, they are stopped by a unplaceably foreign woman wearing a peculiarly Edwardian dress and a very incongruous top hat decorated with finely-trimmed begonias.

"I say, you two! You look familiar!" she says in a sing-song voice, her speech heavily and non-specifically accented. "You're those two fellows with the gen-lit, aren't you?"

[lawastooshort]

((OH CRAP WHAT'S THE IN-GAME TIME, HB?


Also, who the hell is this, Toaster? I don't recall))

edit:
"Er, are you a nun?"

[Harry Baldman]

((OH CRAP WHAT'S THE IN-GAME TIME, HB?))

Sometime around noon. Maybe the very early afternoon?

[darkpaladin109]

Alright, I'l take Evilize Booze then.

[lawastooshort]

((Okay - had a sudden panic I'd missed the date with er the pink woman. Also - ninja'ed in a reply above))

[Harry Baldman]

"Er, are you a nun?"

"Not even close, boyo! If I was a nun, I could hardly afford to give you one million, two hundred twenty three thousand five hundred six dollars and sixty-seven cents if you do something for me. But I can and will, so there you go. I'm sure you've heard a similar offer at least once before today, yeah?" she says, looking rather jittery.

[lawastooshort]

Aside, to Larry -

"Ohgoodgodshe'sanotherdemon. We need to strike first this time. Plus she's Welsh - careful. On three... one, feckshiteTHREE"

Extreme potato vortex in HER FACE

((unless Toaster stops me first))

[Xantalos]

Spoiler: DUNK (click to show/hide)

1. Why are you here and not someplace else?
I heard there was magic books here. Also I smelled donuts.
2. What’s your name?
I'm THE DUNKER. Don't ask why, but the court won't let me change it back.
3. What color do you identify yourself with?
Grey.
4. Describe yourself.
What, like physically? Well,  I used to be brawny and shit, but then I got caught dunking people's pets in wet concrete and got sent to prison. I developed a nasty donut habit and now I'm fat. My hair thinned out, turned brown and developed a combover on its eon, and my eyes turned watery blue. Safe to say my body hates me, so I wear suits exclusively. Saves me some class.
5. What do you like/love/enjoy?
Donuts, hurting things that can't hurt me back, gloating, donuts, cats, watching sunrises, donuts.
6. What do you dislike/hate/fear?
Other fat people. They look at me like they're hungry.
7. In terms of occult or obscure power and knowledge, who would you like most to resemble (fictional people included)?
Galactus. I can eat as much as I want, not get any fatter, and still kick ass.

Mind 2
Affinity 4

[Toaster]

((This is probably a terrible idea, but I'll roll with it))

"Wha... Oh THAT again?"

If the potato vortex fails to dispose of the interloper, hit it with the Alkaline Trouser Golem Beam!

Spoiler: Sheet (click to show/hide)

Current Name:  Larry Malone
Inventory: Magic Binder, Telescopic Teatato
Stats:

• Body: 0
• Finesse: 1
• Mind: 3
• Affinity: 3

Spell List:

• Sweaty Champignon Vortex
• Evoke Filthy Mucus
• Alkaline Trouser Golem Beam
• Summon Hats
• Blessing of Telescopic Tea
• Breath of Divine Gentlemen's Literature

[The Froggy Ninja]

((With the new lay line rules do we still get a stat point?))

You have six stat points, and I'm reasonably sure you put them all in Mind, right? Six points in the beginning still applies, I think.

I meant they each got one stat point when they found the Lay line so does that still happen.

[Harry Baldman]

Mind 2
Affinity 6

Critical error! Too many feckin' points for puny mortal! Decrease by two or face humiliating rejection!

It's okay otherwise, I guess.

I meant they each got one stat point when they found the Lay line so does that still happen.

Ayup. The basic gist of it is unchanged.