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[lawastooshort]

"Dude, be nice and stuff. Hey, so, how are your spells going? I must admit I'm having a bit of a problem controlling the element of shampoo."

Loiter professionally. Cast a bit of Rain of Shampoo whilst I wait. Observe.

Spoiler: Halesey the Fiendish Potato Mage (click to show/hide)

Current Name: Halesey
Inventory: Magic Binder, mobile phone, clothes (itchy trousers, hoodie, white tshirt, white trainers). Loose change. Half pack of chewing gum. Some alcoholic beans.
Stats:

• Body: 1
• Finesse: 2
• Mind: 3
• Affinity: 1

Spell List:

• Displace Beans
• Potato Vortex
• Bolt of Indestructible Beans
• Stupid Desk Shield
• Musical Garbage Blast
• Rain of Shampoo

[Toaster]

"Still waiting for Summon Infinite Power and Summon Babes, personally.  Also, trying to figure out the best use for the Snot Rocket."

[Nunzillor]

(Auto Elizabeth?  Need suggestions?)

[lawastooshort]

Errol is a very naughty boy.

[Harry Baldman]

Do give suggestions if you have any - otherwise I'll just have Elizabeth succumb to magical spell fever.

[lawastooshort]

Does that involve blasting the old lady and any nearby innocents with randomly selected spells? I think you can guess what my attitude towards that might be.

[Nunzillor]

Seems like the consensus is wanton violence.  Perhaps Elizabeth should attempt to kidnap the woman while casting distracting spells?  And encouraging her comrades to help?

[lawastooshort]

Halesey could burst in through the doors and holdup the cafe as a distraction, shooting off musical garbage blasts at the customers until the waitress gives him all the cakes, at which point he'll smash in the store front with a bolt of indestructible beans, leap through, and seal the place with a massive potato vortex right in the centre of the door.


edit: forgot to make it clear: that's a +1 to wanton violence

[Toaster]

Larry can do violence.

Unleash the golem beam! ... only if negotiations break down.  Let peace try first.

[Tomcost]

((Why do all the RTDs end up like this?))

[Nunzillor]

I think it's because most people think that conflict is more interesting than cooperation.

[Tomcost]

((I don't find destroying everything to be interesting, but that's just me.

I think that it's related to the nature of RTD players too. The main difference bewtween the RTD section and the forum games section seems to be the level of planification and/or seriousness))

[Toaster]

((We were going to be nice, but La is never serious and Larry is an uncaring asshole.  When the point-woman went AWOL, bad things were inevitable.))

[Errol]

Nonononono waitwaitwait. I don't think we should go for that right now. Just... negoitate. Yes. Please do not mind these people in the background, they are just giving you a little hint why we want to procure this building... yes.

SHOVE OUT THE OTHERS. I DID NOT GIVE YOU THE CUE YET. GO. IF YOU'RE BORED THEN TAKE THIS CAKE.

"Er. Now, where were we again? I tend to space out a lot these days... must be the stress... hahaha."

Continue negoitationing and bring up the topic of shared use. We don't want to buy or acquire that property or anything, just use it... peacefully... in coexistence... yesyesyes... and as a payment we can try and keep unwelcome persons out, for starters. As you just have seen, we are pretty good at that.

((Well, I don't know about you, but I find Elizabeth as the struggling voice of reason far more interesting. And I'm tendencially a loonie masquerading as a roleplayer - I always go for what's most interesting to me at the point. If Harry basically has to toss out half the turn, I apologize...))

[Nunzillor]

And we were so close too!

But yeah, I agree that Elizabeth is an interesting contrast.  Even if I tried to make her commit a felony or two.