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[lawastooshort]

"Holy crap. Well, I'll give you half of them for one, sure. What are you going to do with them?"

[Toaster]

"Uhh... sure. I can swap for that.  I won't ask where you got them."

[Harry Baldman]

"Holy crap. Well, I'll give you half of them for one, sure. What are you going to do with them?"

"You should know better than to ask that of somebody who buys pornography. And I do insist you give me all of them for two. You will not get a better deal elsewhere, I assure you."

"Uhh... sure. I can swap for that.  I won't ask where you got them."

"There, he has the right idea in mostly every way. If only all mortals were so reasonable."

[Toaster]

"Okay, let's do it.  Uh... enjoy."


Take the offer.  Don't ask questions.

[lawastooshort]

"Er, sorry man, that didn't come out right. I just wondered if you had a buyer, really. Anyway, yeah, I accept, with no questions."

Also accept.

[Pancaek]

"Good spells you say? Do you know exactly what kind of spells he has? Would you consider Luz dangerous?"

[Harry Baldman]

Halesey and Larry decide to accept this generous offer from the giant pigeon man.

"Okay, let's do it.  Uh... enjoy."

"Er, sorry man, that didn't come out right. I just wondered if you had a buyer, really. Anyway, yeah, I accept, with no questions."

"That is perfection itself," the creature says, taking the bag and pushing it into its torso, letting it disappear within the mass of pigeons. It then hands each of the friendly neighborhood smut salesmen one of the black disks. "A pleasure doing business with you, gentlemen," it then says. Its body begins to rustle, and then the pigeons that make it up rapidly begin flying away, and in moments nothing is left of the creature, the pigeons having scattered every which way.

* * * * *

"Good spells you say? Do you know exactly what kind of spells he has? Would you consider Luz dangerous?"

"Trey's a bit dangerous, I guess, but he's shit at magic. Luz is way better at it, but her spells are mostly of the useful rather than awesomely lethal variety."

[lawastooshort]

"Shit, man, that must've been a pigeondemon or something. We got off lightly, I reckon. What now? Wanna vomit up some more filth? Don't know if we got enough money for the strip club..."

[Toaster]

"Why not just go bag up more from the shop?"

[lawastooshort]

"Oh yeah. Why not."

Go back to the pawn shop for more magazines. If the dude's trousers are somewhere about try to swap them for my itchy trousers while he isn't looking.

[Toaster]

Yep

[lawastooshort]

Yep

((Pretty awesome 1000th reply dude!))

[Toaster]

((Only the best.))

[Harry Baldman]

With the weird pigeon dude gone, Halesey and Larry deliberate on their next step.

"Shit, man, that must've been a pigeondemon or something. We got off lightly, I reckon. What now? Wanna vomit up some more filth? Don't know if we got enough money for the strip club..."

"Why not just go bag up more from the shop?"

"Oh yeah. Why not."

Having reached an easy decision, the two mosey on back to the pawn shop, where Klein appears to still be naked - while Larry gets another bag o' smut, Halesey opts to seek Klein's missing trousers - remarkably, they seem to be on one of the top shelves of the shop, so, while Klein isn't looking, Halesey tries to swap his itchy ones for the much nicer, if slightly used ones.

[Halesey's finesse roll: 4]

Fortunately, Klein seems to be conveniently rearranging one of his shelves, so Halesey swipes the pants and puts them on - they're a bit small, but he's worn worse and they don't itch at all, at least. Feeling obligated to provide something in return, he puts his former trousers on the shelf so that Klein isn't left completely trouserless in this cold, dark and unfriendly world.

[Toaster]

"Dude, you don't know what he's done in those."