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[Pancaek]

John clears his throat

"She's not coming back, is she?"

[Toaster]

((The mafioso will act as a barrier only.  They can intimidate by presence, but that's it.

Now if we just start shoving people in potato hell, that's another story.))

[Nunzillor]

Well, maybe you can just claim credit for those acts and show him a vortex or two and he'll believe you?  Good point, though.  He might not believe you and/or call the cops.  And I suppose it could hurt to try, but it might be a significant source of income if you did it to several shops.

No risk, no gain!  Plus, even if you fail, the amusement level will be quite high!

[Gamerlord]

Aw. I liked her. Anyone want to eat her spleen?

[scapheap]

John clears his throat

"She's not coming back, is she?"

"Unlikely. Should we follow or find the other two?"

[Gamerlord]

Ooooh! Who are we looking for? Will they be fun~

((I'm cracking up here; completely and utterly loving this!))

[lawastooshort]

Given his criminal background, it would not be an implausible thing for him to offer.

((Whose criminal background?! I'm he's just an upstanding budding distributor of gentleman's literature! And multi-disappearer of people via potato, but those were mostly accidents or something.))

[Pancaek]

John gives Samuel a sideways glance, but decides not to follow up on his comments.

John clears his throat

"She's not coming back, is she?"

"Unlikely. Should we follow or find the other two?"

"I think it's highly likely that they've stuck together, so she probably went to the other two. I don't suppose we could just...break into the house?"

[Gamerlord]

*gasp* I love breaking and entering! Hanging around with you guys is great fun~

[lawastooshort]

"Safety? What kind of safety?"

And aside, to Larry:

"Dude, does this guy want us to protect him, and us to be like a racketeering mafia or something? I don't like it, but it seems like the only practical thing I can do with potato hell, eh? If I can learn to focus slightly harder than nothing could withstand the power of my mighty vortexes..."

[Toaster]

"Guns, man, guns.  Try it on some wimpy shop like a bookstore."

[lawastooshort]

"Yeah. You're right. Why didn't we try selling these magazines to a bookshop? Hey wait, no - I wasn't suggesting we vortex the dude. Just, like, impress him or something. With potatoes. Or mushrooms."

[Toaster]

Larry looks at the guns again.  "How do you know he won't freak out on us?"

[lawastooshort]

"Okay. Yeah. I don't. I guess potatoes just feel... so right to me now, man. Y'know? It's hard to imagine anyone would freak out at anything so... natural. They're practically organic. Anyway, you're right, let's just seal this deal and then... give the cash to fat dude for some interior decorating? We should probably take some cash for expenses and go to a bar or something for the night after though."

[Toaster]

"I could use a drink!  Then show some chicks my sweaty mushroom, if you know what I mean."