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Author Topic: The Forgotten Art: Approaching the Nexus  (Read 272837 times)

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Re: The Forgotten Art: The Changing of Hands
« Reply #615 on: December 22, 2013, 12:40:16 am »

Hm? The hand? Oh right!

"Thinking what I'm thinking Willy?"

"You bet!"

Give them all tuberculosis.
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Re: The Forgotten Art: The Changing of Hands
« Reply #616 on: December 23, 2013, 01:54:15 pm »

Willy knows how to impress this lot, oh yes. He shall unleash his plague-hand of happiness upon them! He produces his ensorcelled meathook, which causes gasps of slight surprise among the people gathered. He then lunges forward, placing said hand on the woman that spoke before - the one with the horse's face. She does not see it coming, to say the least - the pink glow immediately travels from the hand all over her body, giving her a slight pink aura that dissipates momentarily. The woman inhales deeply, a look of surprise on her face.

For a moment, Willy expects a long cough, but such a thing regrettably does not manifest. Instead, the woman just smiles earnestly and truly, her eyes shining at the boy who appears to have blessed her.

"My god... everything seems so... so beautiful now..." she says, her voice faint and reverent, trailing off into a mumble.

The others are visibly impressed by this - Willy, though, not so much. Either this tuberculosis doesn't immediately take effect or the 'blessing' part of the spell somehow affects the end result. Maybe he needs new spells. This one seems a little non-murderous... right now, anyway.

"Do you see what we have found? It is glorious!" Hungry Pete shouts, looking triumphant. "The secrets of creation have opened up before us!"

The others don't seem to have quite decided if this is something to feel righteously pleased or terribly confused about yet, it seems.
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Re: The Forgotten Art: The Changing of Hands
« Reply #617 on: December 23, 2013, 02:13:45 pm »

Oh man, I could have sworn I posted here.  My bad!


Larry mutters to Halesey. "What, no violence?  Fine, fine."

He raises his voice to the group.  "Okay, people, the people who own this building are about to fix it up and make it run again.  Get outta here or we get the cops, okay?"


Bullshit.
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Re: The Forgotten Art: The Changing of Hands
« Reply #618 on: December 23, 2013, 03:49:19 pm »

"Yeah... sorry, jesus-dude. I didn't come in here thinking we was gonna have to force you out or anything, I was just told to have a look around... Perhaps we could get them to take two of you on as security guards? Or, acolytes or something? Isn't that what you call security guards over here?"
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Re: The Forgotten Art: The Changing of Hands
« Reply #619 on: December 29, 2013, 05:03:56 am »

I don't want to be annoying, but I'm going to have to go ahead and *poke* this.
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Re: The Forgotten Art: The Changing of Hands
« Reply #620 on: December 29, 2013, 05:28:46 am »

I don't want to be annoying, but I'm going to have to go ahead and *poke* this.

I am going to update soon, but definitely not today.
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Re: The Forgotten Art: The Changing of Hands
« Reply #621 on: December 31, 2013, 03:49:26 pm »

Larry is unsatisfied by the lack of an endorsement for magic-fueled violence.

"What, no violence?  Fine, fine," he says to Halesey quietly.

He then turns to the group of squatters, who look creeped-out.

"Okay, people, the people who own this building are about to fix it up and make it run again.  Get outta here or we get the cops, okay?"

"They aren't gonna come for hours. We've got time to split before that. But I got a feeling they'd be more interested in you lot, what with the weird cloud above that guy's head. They've been investigating weird things happening lately," the burned man explains matter-of-factly.

"Yeah... sorry, jesus-dude. I didn't come in here thinking we was gonna have to force you out or anything, I was just told to have a look around... perhaps we could get them to take two of you on as security guards? Or, acolytes or something? Isn't that what you call security guards over here?"

"But what about the rest of us? You can't just turn 'em out into the streets. I mean, Guitar Bill's got crippling arthritis and whatnot. He wouldn't survive the winter, man."

The man with the guitar looks up at the Jesus-dude, then at Halesey. He looks really sad. Disarmingly so, one might say. The others don't seem all that pleased, either.

"And Aggie doesn't even speak English, and she's, like, 80 or something, dude," the squatter continues, pointing at an old, toothless woman huddling up with Guitar Bill.

"You people do seem related to the whole business going on up top. What was going on up there?"

"I know Toby went up and locked the place up behind him, but that's it. You see him? I was real worried 'bout the guy. He was kinda weird, ya know?"

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Re: The Forgotten Art: The Changing of Hands
« Reply #622 on: December 31, 2013, 04:05:21 pm »

((Larry isn't the diplomatic type, so he's going to hang on a second here.  This is more a post to confirm interest.))
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« Reply #623 on: January 03, 2014, 03:28:02 pm »

"Toby? He... he might have been the dude that attacked us. Look, I'll do my best to explain. You know those weird things going on? Me and Larry are investigating them too. That's kinda how I ended up with a bloody cloud stuck over me head. Seriously - it's some kind of curse. And this place - well, this place has some kind of power - that's what Toby must've been after. It turned him mad, man, and he attacked me and Larry with some seriously weird shit - you go and have a look up there and you'll see, dude. It's totally busted up. So either you gotta go, so that we can save you from turning mad as well, or you gotta agree to do as we say, and I'll protect you as best as I can. You see, cos I mighta gotten cursed with a fecking rain cloud, but I haven't gone mad. I can protect you, man. But if you stay here, you're gonna go as mad as Toby. Come with me and see the mess he left before... before going. And if you don't believe that I can protect you, or that this weird shit is for real, check this out. Oh, also, what Larry said is totally true - they folks that own this place want to fix it up. I really need to discern their motives, because if they get control of this accursed place and have evil desires, they could do some serious shit."

Under his breath, to himself, Halesey muttered something a little more direct.

I've tried to control it dude... don't make me... don't make me unleash the hell...

Escort the folks up to the scene of Toby's demise. Cast Musical Garbage Blast away from the observers to demonstrate the terrible power of this weird shit.

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« Reply #624 on: January 03, 2014, 04:44:38 pm »

Larry nodded.  "Yeah, uh, listen to that man.  He knows what's up."

Follow along.  Mucus anyone that gives us grief.

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Re: The Forgotten Art: The Changing of Hands
« Reply #625 on: January 03, 2014, 04:46:44 pm »

((don't think for a second that I'm not this close to busting out the nudity and potatoes if they don't see sense...))
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« Reply #626 on: January 03, 2014, 04:47:38 pm »

((Because nudity and potatoes always makes sense.))
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« Reply #627 on: January 03, 2014, 05:17:37 pm »

Halesey, not one to lie to Jesus, gives the squatters the closest thing to the truth he knows.

"Toby? He... he might have been the dude that attacked us. Look, I'll do my best to explain. You know those weird things going on? Me and Larry are investigating them too. That's kinda how I ended up with a bloody cloud stuck over me head. Seriously - it's some kind of curse. And this place - well, this place has some kind of power - that's what Toby must've been after. It turned him mad, man, and he attacked me and Larry with some seriously weird shit - you go and have a look up there and you'll see, dude. It's totally busted up. So either you gotta go, so that we can save you from turning mad as well, or you gotta agree to do as we say, and I'll protect you as best as I can. You see, cos I mighta gotten cursed with a fecking rain cloud, but I haven't gone mad. I can protect you, man. But if you stay here, you're gonna go as mad as Toby. Come with me and see the mess he left before... before going. And if you don't believe that I can protect you, or that this weird shit is for real, check this out. Oh, also, what Larry said is totally true - they folks that own this place want to fix it up. I really need to discern their motives, because if they get control of this accursed place and have evil desires, they could do some serious shit."

Larry, supposing Halesey's said all that needs saying, can't help but support the man's words.

"Yeah, uh, listen to that man.  He knows what's up."

"Dang. You dudes sound serious about that. I'll follow ya, sure."

"As will I."

"And I'll go with you as well - perhaps there I can find the answer."

With the three squatters in tow, they head up to the fourth floor, where Halesey shows them the destruction that has happened - the door, which has been blasted open, the ruined walls, the remnants of mop golem habitation, the traffic lights freaking everywhere, all kinds of things.

"Whoa. That does look pretty crazy," the messianic man says.

"I do know this floor - I've seen it before. In, like, my dreams. Toby was this black dude, right?"

"Yeah. Well, last I saw him, anyway."

Before they can chatter on for too long, Halesey lifts up his hand and makes a sweeping motion to get the people's attention. He then points at an unimportant-looking wall.

[Halesey's affinity roll: 5]

A great mass of garbage shoots out of his palm, impacting the wall at great speed, causing an incredibly harmonic burst of sound as tin cans, old refrigerator parts and other things scatter along the room. When the dust settles, the wall has a large hole in it.

"Holy crap, man! That was, like, I dunno, magic! How'd you do that? Is it tied up with the weird stuff here?"

"It is! It's magic! And this place is, like, some kind of nexus!"

"... I think I should be leaving. I ain't lived this long by being inquisitive about this kinda thing. So... goodbye," the burned man quickly says, then runs down the steps. The Jesus-dude looks at him, then back at Halesey.

"So... magic? How does it work?"

"Yeah. How did you find out about it? Did you have visions as well?"
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« Reply #628 on: January 03, 2014, 05:27:46 pm »

"I... I was visited by a fat dude. Well, no, the other way round, in fact. For all I know that might've been a vision, yes. I haven't worked out how to share the power yet, but if you want to be our followers, I will share what I know as soon as I work out how. It was magic, yes. It... it kinda works on an internal feeling, and if you're weak minded like Toby musta been, it can totally destroy you. See, I tried to master the power too quick at first, and that's why I got this cloud over me, man. A literal fecking cloud. A few times it went wrong and... and I just woke up naked. Totally naked, no memory of what happened. Like an anti-vision. A black hole of vision. But nakeder. But I've also had real visions, dudes. Of power so immense it freaks me out even to see it in a vision. And that's what drove Toby mad. You see all these traffic lights? The power drove him mad, and he got obsessed, and wanted to fill the whole fecking world with traffic lights to be his slaves, or worse.

So what do you say? If you... kinda help us out as security guards for us, keeping anyone out that wants to mess with our investigations - and remember, we're trying to control this power so more folks like Toby don't get driven insane by power and obsession - we will both protect you, and share our power. Once we've worked out how... You won't have to be homeless ever again."
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« Reply #629 on: January 03, 2014, 05:33:20 pm »

"I... I was visited by a fat dude. Well, no, the other way round, in fact. For all I know that might've been a vision, yes. I haven't worked out how to share the power yet, but if you want to be our followers, I will share what I know as soon as I work out how. It was magic, yes. It... it kinda works on an internal feeling, and if you're weak minded like Toby musta been, it can totally destroy you. See, I tried to master the power too quick at first, and that's why I got this cloud over me, man. A literal fecking cloud. A few times it went wrong and... and I just woke up naked. Totally naked, no memory of what happened. Like an anti-vision. A black hole of vision. But nakeder. But I've also had real visions, dudes. Of power so immense it freaks me out even to see it in a vision. And that's what drove Toby mad. You see all these traffic lights? The power drove him mad, and he got obsessed, and wanted to fill the whole fecking world with traffic lights to be his slaves, or worse.

So what do you say? If you... kinda help us out as security guards for us, keeping anyone out that wants to mess with our investigations - and remember, we're trying to control this power so more folks like Toby don't get driven insane by power and obsession - we will both protect you, and share our power. Once we've worked out how... You won't have to be homeless ever again."


"Uh... sounds... good, I guess? I'll have to, talk with Bo, make sure he takes the others to someplace else and all... I'll be right back..."

The Jesus-dude runs off after the burned man.

"Oh, and I'm not actually, like, homeless or anything. I'm just here because I've been having visions. In case you can't, like, tell and all. So... if I agree, what do we do then?"

Suddenly, the fat guy pokes his head out of the leyline room.

"The hell was that noise? Halesey? That you? What's with the cloud? And who's the girl?"
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