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[The Froggy Ninja]

RELEASE THE COUNTERSPELL!!!!

[Xantalos]

.........

The DUNKER scurries over to Pete's side.

Would you drink blessed alcohol?

[Harry Baldman]

.........

The DUNKER scurries over to Pete's side.

Would you drink blessed alcohol?

"Oh no. Never. Alcohol, no matter how blessed, would push me right off the wagon. And that would be most non-conducive to holy quests!"

[Xantalos]

Hmm. What if I controlled your booze to make it nonalcoholic?

[Harry Baldman]

Hmm. What if I controlled your booze to make it nonalcoholic?

"The mere smell of it can drive me wild after all the time that's passed, I'm afraid. Practically homicidal with rage, even!"

[Xantalos]

That sounds eminently useful.
Hhhhmmmmm. Hm. Hooom.
You stay here, I'm going to figure out why exactly Joanie didn't like the fact that you don't drink booze.

DUNKER scurries toward Joanie.

Why didn't you like the fact that Pete doesn't drink booze?

[Harry Baldman]

DUNKER scurries toward Joanie.

Why didn't you like the fact that Pete doesn't drink booze?

"Because I felt like not liking it, for one, and also because that means he'll be a total killjoy, and also because he won't drop his pants and start screaming all over the bar about whatever pink elephants he's seeing at some point if he doesn't drink. I mean, we can still make him do it or something, but then it won't be spontaneous anymore. I guess I only like crazies when they drink, in short!"

[Xantalos]

Well, he drinks, it's just milk instead of booze. On account of the smell of booze sending him into a homocidal rage.

[Harry Baldman]

Well, he drinks, it's just milk instead of booze. On account of the smell of booze sending him into a homocidal rage.

"I thought preachers didn't need booze to rage about how they want to enact homocide! Hahah! But still, not drinking means there's a baseline of crazy he'll hold on to, you catch my drift? No variability! No unpredictability! I can already tell how crazy he is, see. You can see it in his eyes! But I don't know how crazy he'll get with a pint of whiskey in him, and that's the only thing that matters, get it?"

[Xantalos]

Well, why don't you go take a glass of booze to him and try to make him drink it? Then you'll see how crazy he may or may not be.

If she begins to do said action, the DUNKER seeks cover. If not, then he's likely still talking to her.

[Harry Baldman]

Well, why don't you go take a glass of booze to him and try to make him drink it? Then you'll see how crazy he may or may not be.

"Challenge accepted! Bartender, glass of fine moonshine, if you will!"

"I'm afraid not, miss. It would be irresponsible to tempt fate this way."

"What! I made a request!"

"Well, I'm not actually obligated to fulfill it. Especially if you are going to try and provoke homicidal rages in my already illegal bar."

"Eh, fair enough. I'm losing interest anyway."

[Xantalos]

Anyhow, I'm gonna show him around the leyline, make sure he gets settled in and whatnot. Who was calling you?

[Harry Baldman]

Anyhow, I'm gonna show him around the leyline, make sure he gets settled in and whatnot. Who was calling you?

"That lady from the donut store who was asking all the questions and being all responsible. Remember her? The one who was a wizard already?"

[Xantalos]

Oh her. Was she coming here?

[Harry Baldman]

Oh her. Was she coming here?

"Yeah! It'll be the awesomest party ever! Shauna, Raven, responsible lady, her friend, me, Nigel, you... maybe even Pete over there! Ninety percent of the people I can remember at the moment are going to be here!"