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[The Froggy Ninja]

"Which direction is that?"
Go that way.

"It is in one of two directions, either to your left or to your right! But by going either way you condemn yourself to repeated stabbing! Do you wish to continue?"

"Is the stabbing really necessary?"

[Harry Baldman]

"Is the stabbing really necessary?"

"Depends on how fast a runner you are!"

[The Froggy Ninja]

"I meant why do you want to stab me?"

[Harry Baldman]

"I meant why do you want to stab me?"

"Because you are a terrible person. Obviously. And also hypothetically. And maybe a touch hyperbolically, but by the time that comes into consideration you will be safely stabbed and there will be nothing you or I could conceivably do about it."

[The Froggy Ninja]

"I meant why do you want to stab me?"

"Because you are a terrible person. Obviously. And also hypothetically. And maybe a touch hyperbolically, but by the time that comes into consideration you will be safely stabbed and there will be nothing you or I could conceivably do about it."

"By what evidence?"

[Harry Baldman]

"By what evidence?"

"By your entirely muppetous inability to consider that perhaps giant, overgrown colonies of fungi that can speak are people, too, and that these underwear fellows are insidious, foul emanations from the darkest orifice of Satan himself and deserve nothing but intense death! And also by the way you want to run off like a bitch rather than actually provide some kind of valuable service to the community while you're here. That's a bit of a downer. As such, stabbing you, discredit to the community that you evidently are, would be doing the entire world a favor, deal with shadows or not. Your defense, Mr. Davidson?"

[The Froggy Ninja]

"I never said I did not consider that the Shadows were people but you yourself seem to be very biased toward the Shadows and against the Garmentions. If I help the Shadows harm will come to the Garmentions. If I help the Garmentions then they will cause harm to each other and possibly the Shadows. So I am choosing the neutral action of 'running off like a bitch' until I can develop an unbiased opinion of who would cause the most damage to whom and make my decisions from there. I choose to live with my followers as they will provide some level of safety as well as being my responsibility as their Father."

[Harry Baldman]

"I never said I did not consider that the Shadows were people but you yourself seem to be very biased toward the Shadows and against the Garmentions. If I help the Shadows harm will come to the Garmentions. If I help the Garmentions then they will cause harm to each other and possibly the Shadows. So I am choosing the neutral action of 'running off like a bitch' until I can develop an unbiased opinion of who would cause the most damage to whom and make my decisions from there. I choose to live with my followers as they will provide some level of safety as well as being my responsibility as their Father."

"Well, that is certainly a choice you can make! Not a very safe choice, if I do say so myself, but certainly a choice!"

[The Froggy Ninja]

"Is it unsafe because you will stab me?"

[Harry Baldman]

"Is it unsafe because you will stab me?"

"Ayup! And if I won't, your slavery-endorsing current friends will!"

[The Froggy Ninja]

"If I mess with them will you let me go?"

[Harry Baldman]

"If I mess with them will you let me go?"

"Well, that probably depends on how successful you are. I might. They might not!"

[Toaster]

"Sure, let's do it."

[The Froggy Ninja]

"So my options are 'get stabbed' and 'maybe get stabbed'?"

[Harry Baldman]

"So my options are 'get stabbed' and 'maybe get stabbed'?"

"Or maybe 'dodge', but I'm not sure you can pull that off fifteen times in a row or more."