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[Xantalos]

Invoke Divine Canned Goods in their direction to distract them!

[Parisbre56]

((Oh dear.))

Eta stared at the strange sight, unsure of what to do or even think. "Huh." she repeated.

"I... Well, that rather depends on your definition of knowing. He was there when I was buying doughnuts at the store. Must have followed me here."
She turned to look at the entrance again to make sure she wasn't seeing things. Yep, still there, still doing... whatever that was. She didn't even want to think about it.
"I... Uhh... I guess I could go talk to him? See what he wants?"

Eta began slowly approaching the man.

"Erm... Hi! I uhh couldn't help but notice you... standing there. Was there something I could help you with?"

Needless to say, Eta wasn't very comfortable with all this. Not comfortable at all.

[The Froggy Ninja]

Call Mr. Pilton and say: "You wouldn't happen to have access to the Salty denture dimension do you?"

[Xantalos]

The DUNKER appears to be straining and making a 'hnng' sound.

[Harry Baldman]

Call Mr. Pilton and say: "You wouldn't happen to have access to the Salty denture dimension do you?"

You quickly dial Mr. Pilton's number and wait for him to pick up. A minute passes, then another, the waiting tone unrelenting in its consistent beeping. Nobody seems to be picking up, right up until the phone stops the call, a pop-up stating that reception readjustment is in progress. Another minute or so passes until a thumbs-up appears on the phone's screen, and then it resumes calling. Ten seconds of the waiting tone later, Mr. Pilton picks up the phone.

"Kermit Pilton here."

"You wouldn't happen to have access to the Salty denture dimension, do you?"

"Who is this?"

"Dave."

"Oh. What happened?"

[lawastooshort]

((thorry! mifthed it))

"Pfft.  Whwat abouf the pawn fftore affppfhole?  Or the real efffate agent?"

"That naked bathtird? Yeth, why not. What canh pothibly go wrong. Hey, I wonther iff thith thit ith gonna wear oth thooon?"

Let's go to the pawn shop and see if he's into eldritch cocaine. Also check my phone to see if I think any of my contacts on there are into eldritch cocaine - or even just normal cocaine.

[Pancaek]

"Well, I got the feeling something was expected of me when they gave me the knife, and look where that got me. Still, it couldn't get much worse than this, surely?"

Put on the clothes that are on the mannequin! Become herr doktor! Reassemble the creature on the slab!

[Toaster]

"Tbbbbbbbftuits me," Larry responded with a fresh spray of saliva.  "Pbbbbbbbbbwobawly fhouldn't tell him it's eldwitch."


Follow along.

[The Froggy Ninja]

"You know how it is. You sense power, wander around a school looking for the owner of some really fancy washing machines, you find an injured man, he asks for your phone which you left in your other pants which exploded, he gets mad and banishes you to the salty denture dimension, you accidentally turn your body parts into semi-independent clowns/pigs, you accidentally become god by creating a planet with intelligent life, temporarily descending into madness, still being stuck in the salty denture dimension. Sooooooo... what do. 

[Parisbre56]

((You've got to hand it to whatever telephone company you're using. If you can get a signal on another dimension, then you know they're doing an awesome job. Unless you aren't truly on another dimension.

Or not really speaking to the original Pilton. That would also solve the paradox of how you can call someone when you were sent to another dimension for not having a phone.))

[Harry Baldman]

"You know how it is. You sense power, wander around a school looking for the owner of some really fancy washing machines, you find an injured man, he asks for your phone which you left in your other pants which exploded, he gets mad and banishes you to the salty denture dimension, you accidentally turn your body parts into semi-independent clowns/pigs, you accidentally become god by creating a planet with intelligent life, temporarily descending into madness, still being stuck in the salty denture dimension. Sooooooo... what do.

"Have you tried magic?"

[The Froggy Ninja]

"Yes. It created a planet and a beautiful river of extinct intoxicated carnivores but hasn't really helped."

[Harry Baldman]

"Yes. It created a planet and a beautiful river of extinct intoxicated carnivores but hasn't really helped."

"If at first you don't succeed, try and try again, as they say."

[The Froggy Ninja]

"So what you're saying is you can't help."

[Harry Baldman]

"So what you're saying is you can't help."

"That seems to be the case, yes."