Eerl, re-are oo ave oore hhock repleted, sayeth DUNKER, already with the donut in his mouth.
Eatify donut!
You eat the donut, and this time pause to taste it a little.
[Your mind roll: 5]
You find that it tastes rather good! And also that whatever back alley hallucinogens are in this thing, they seem to be good enough to get into your bloodstream from your mouth. Your tongue becomes completely numb as you begin chewing, and your eyes slowly roll into the back of your head as your entire body begins to shake. And then, rather predictably, things go dark once more, and you find yourself in a dark void, completely weightless and thus without any real repercussions (in the mechanical sense, anyway) from your morbid obesity. Brimming with immense gladness, you immediately demonstrate your newfound spryness and spin away from a scintillating orange laser beam, then twist in place to avoid being hit by a light green ray of light. And for your next trick, you go ahead and do something seemingly impossible - contorting your body like an annelid, you launch yourself away, avoiding a massive aquamarine light shining in your general direction. Regaling in your triumph, you float on through the ancient darkness and take a careful look around before the entire area is bathed in golden light in an impossible to dodge manner - blinded by the light, you squeak and flail, your mind filling with miscellanea of arcane power!
1. Invoke Divine Canned Goods
2. Pulverize Pillow
3. Age King
Boy, you're a hungry one, huh? Pretty good try - one spell for you!
"So, what do you reckon we should do? Stab the cows?"
Trey approaches one of the cows.
"They... do look pretty stabbable as far as cows go. How about you do it and me and Luz will go stand off to the side a bit?"Try and sense for a leyline or something.
You're pretty sure you sense some kind of energy coming from both above and below you!
"It sounds excellent!" for something I have paid absolutely nothing to receive!
Eta showered Bart and Little Tay with questions in her excitement.
"Would you be willing to buy some right now? I could use some money for a meeting of a more... personal nature I have planned later today."
"Oh and would you like to sign some sort of agreement? My legal advisor is downstairs, I could get her right now and we could draft some sort of contract in an expedient manner."
"Oh, and could I perhaps gain accomodation to this hotel free of charge as part of that deal? Or are you not in a position to make that offer? It would be nice to have permanent accommodation in this city and I have really taken a liking to this place."
"This is so great! I can't believe I managed to find a buyer so quickly!"
Eta said the last part more to herself than the two men.
"Bring me fifteen pairs this afternoon. I'll be in the back room behind reception with the money. If you got the goods, we'll be good," Little Tay says.
"Even better if you stay here for free."