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Author Topic: The Forgotten Art: Approaching the Nexus  (Read 272370 times)

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Re: The Forgotten Art: 101 Uses For Potatoes and Vortexes Thereof
« Reply #1380 on: April 22, 2014, 03:55:23 pm »

Listen to what the man has to say.
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Re: The Forgotten Art: 101 Uses For Potatoes and Vortexes Thereof
« Reply #1381 on: April 23, 2014, 01:04:00 pm »

Dave, believing there to be no reason why he shouldn't trust a hairy ape-like individual glaring at him suspiciously, goes about his business and attempts to go upstairs. The creature doesn't seem to mind, fortunately, and moves ahead without much issue, and ascends a floor. The second floor, very much like the first, seems to have a row of locked classrooms. Nobody seems to be around on this floor, though. Hm. Wonder if the third floor's the same way?

* * * * *

Eta, keeping still and not making a lot of noise so as to not spook the elderly people if they can indeed hear her, continues to listen to the conversation of the group of friends.

"I wonder when this place closes," the thinner woman asks, making an absurd beard-stroking motion as she does so.

"Not sure, myself! Probably not too long from now - it does seem to be pretty late," the fat man says, looking at his wrist, and looking somewhat disappointed when there's no watch on it.

"Seems improbable they'd close on a busy night like this. I mean, there's still people coming in," the paleontologist notes.

"Maybe they'll pull an all-nighter, eh?"

"Well, Geraldine's not going to have any trouble staying awake, is she? Old bat's practically undead, the way she carries on."

"My grandpa was kind of like that until they nabbed him in '49 for stabbing hookers," the James Joyce lookalike says, adjusting his glasses and smiling weakly.

"They nabbed people for that back then?" the paleontologist asks.

"Gramps was a bit of an enthusiast, shall we say."

"Now, did he just stab hookers or did he do something else as well?" the portly woman asks, leaning in toward the fellow.

"Oh, he did all sorts of things. Stabbing was foreplay to the man," the man says with delight, licking his lips slightly.

"I pity your grandmother!" the fat man guffaws.

"I do too! She always had to stay up late and help him make all those funny dresses. Hah, grandpa was a man of many talents, but hopeless with a needle," the thin man says, looking into the distance wistfully.

"My grandpa once poked his eye out trying to patch up his Sunday pants. He wouldn't get it looked at for weeks. The smell was terrible after a while. And having to clean it was even worse! We had to get him so drunk to get him to stay still, you don't even know," the mousy lady says, laughing.

"My grandma used to make me clean up the family crypt. She'd even inspect the bones afterward, can you believe that? 'Lookit ol' great-grandpa Eric!' she'd say, and then slap me across the back of the head, 'he's falling apart! Put his jaw back the way it's supposed to be!'. She liked her corpses clean and proper, let me tell you. And she'd always make sure I washed my hands cleaner than clean, or there'd be trouble."

Quite the scintillating conversation happening over here, all in all.

"So, what're we doing?" Lois asks Eta, looking slightly bored.

* * * * *

John, reluctantly on board with Trey's "plan", lets the teenaged delinquent lead the way on their path of physical assault. They head down the hallway carefully, but only for a moment, because all of a sudden the watchman, looking a little messed up and limping a tad, comes around the corner and runs towards them, looking back to see if anything seems to be following.

"Uh... let's get 'im?" Trey improvises, and the two fellows run toward the night watchman.

[Trey's finesse roll: 3+2]
[John's finesse roll: 2]
[Night Watchman's finesse roll: 3]

Trey, however, seems to be the only one showing sufficient immediate enthusiasm to capitalize on this opportunity, intercepting the man immediately and only giving him the chance to utter a slight "Huh?" before attempted assault begins!

[Trey vs. Night Watchman: 4 vs. 1]

The teenager, in a fit of custardly aggression, delivers a powerful spin kick to the guy's side, knocking his kidney around something fierce from the sound of it. The night watchman curls up into a ball, sent off his feet by the kick, and falls into the corner, groaning in pain. He looks to have been quite surprised indeed by the sudden attack.

"Can't say I expected that to work out so well, really," Trey says, looking slightly surprised at the incapacitated watchman. "Help me search him, man! We gotta hurry!"

John, not really having a strong inclination to do anything else, helps out and together they manage to strip the man of all of his valuables: John manages to get straight to the keys as well as a pack of chewing gum, while Trey handily removes the guy's wallet and phone. After looking at each other's loot, they nod in approval.

"Plunder!" Trey yells, then kicks the watchman sharply again before he and John run back to Luz, who seems to be looking their way already.

"Nice work there, babe," she says quietly as Trey helps her to her feet.

"Emulating a custard warrior is the best thing I've done all day, let me tell you," Trey says, then turns to John. "Get that door open, and make sure to lock it behind us, yeah? Wouldn't want that guy following us."

* * * * *

Time seems to slow down as Myles come to a decision regarding the man. Though doubtlessly strange, he probably has worthwhile information. He seems to know what magic is, anyway. So Myles just stands still and lets the man come closer, only slightly shrinking back when an overpowering stench of vinegar assails his nostrils when he draws close.

"And you actually stopped," the man says, putting his hand on Myles' shoulder. It feels wet, and the guy's touch tingles quite a lot. "Don't get many people who do that these days. Least of all you wizardly types. Cagey bunch of bastards, all of 'em. 'Cept for you, obviously."

He inhales, slightly wheezing as he regards Myles with his watery eyes.

"Wonder what to do with you. Say, you signed up with anyone yet?" he asks, leaning in to an uncomfortable distance. "Want a drink, maybe?" he offers his bottle.
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Re: The Forgotten Art: 101 Uses For Potatoes and Vortexes Thereof
« Reply #1382 on: April 23, 2014, 01:16:49 pm »

"I do too! She always had to stay up late and help him make all those funny dresses. Hah, grandpa was a man of many talents, but hopeless with a needle," the thin man says, looking into the distance wistfully.

((OH DEAR.))

Larry harshly elbows Halesey, hoping the odd man responds.  He didn't like to talk to nuns.
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Re: The Forgotten Art: 101 Uses For Potatoes and Vortexes Thereof
« Reply #1383 on: April 23, 2014, 01:46:50 pm »

"I do too! She always had to stay up late and help him make all those funny dresses. Hah, grandpa was a man of many talents, but hopeless with a needle," the thin man says, looking into the distance wistfully.
((OH DEAR.))
((Indeed.))

Slowly back away, trying to remain undetected. Do not look at them in the eyes. They can smell fear.
If successful, get out of there and check my matches while talking to Lois.

"I was hoping I could get some information on those dinosaurs that rained from the sky the other day but... that conversation turned out far weirder than I expected."

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Re: The Forgotten Art: 101 Uses For Potatoes and Vortexes Thereof
« Reply #1384 on: April 23, 2014, 02:32:23 pm »

"Er. Right. Well, if there's any... like... stuck toget-ew, no, specifically, stapled together, please, for the love of God - and I take not His name in vain, I am totally fe- incredibly serious, please do not open them. It be upon your soul if you do. Right Larry, let's go to town and try to relax or something before this evening. I have to meet thingy at er 8pm? Let's go eat or something."

Leave! Head to the centre of town or something?
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Re: The Forgotten Art: 101 Uses For Potatoes and Vortexes Thereof
« Reply #1385 on: April 23, 2014, 02:50:05 pm »

"I agree, I'm sure he really doesn't like us now." John says as he goes to open door. "By the way, that was one hell of an attack, Sir Custard. I'm impressed. I had my doubts about your plan, but it looks like I was worrying for nothing, eh?"

Open the door, go through the door, lock the door and follow the kid's lead.
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« Reply #1386 on: April 23, 2014, 02:51:38 pm »

"Sure.  Today was really fu-" He looked at the door.  "uuhh... very weird."


Knock off to the pub with Halesey.  Ponder where we're ever going to get that money.
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God help us if we have to agree on pizza toppings at some point. There will be no survivors.

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Re: The Forgotten Art: 101 Uses For Potatoes and Vortexes Thereof
« Reply #1387 on: April 23, 2014, 03:08:21 pm »

((Much more concerned about getting enough to take the pink girl out for a date first dude. Do we really need €100 000 to fengshui a leyline? I mean, yes, because our mentor says so, but couldn't we just... get rid of him? Because the only alternative to murder here is serious crime. Or expensive dates. We need to actually come up with a plan. Either we murder him, or we stake out a security van loaded with cash and launch vortexes at it, and hope cash spills out somehow... Or... erm.))
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Re: The Forgotten Art: 101 Uses For Potatoes and Vortexes Thereof
« Reply #1388 on: April 23, 2014, 03:23:37 pm »

((Much more concerned about getting enough to take the pink girl out for a date first dude. Do we really need €100 000 to fengshui a leyline? I mean, yes, because our mentor says so, but couldn't we just... get rid of him? Because the only alternative to murder here is serious crime. Or expensive dates. We need to actually come up with a plan. Either we murder him, or we stake out a security van loaded with cash and launch vortexes at it, and hope cash spills out somehow... Or... erm.))
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« Reply #1389 on: April 23, 2014, 03:43:24 pm »

((They're probably rather pissed at us right now.  Potato-based violence is tempting- Larry and Halesey are rather near the Dark Path, despite our angelic blessing and all.))
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« Reply #1390 on: April 23, 2014, 03:47:54 pm »

((I also think they're probably worth more than mere cash but thanks for reminding me... hmm...))
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Re: The Forgotten Art: 101 Uses For Potatoes and Vortexes Thereof
« Reply #1391 on: April 23, 2014, 03:53:12 pm »

I follow the sounds of combat.

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« Reply #1392 on: April 23, 2014, 04:20:58 pm »

((They're probably rather pissed at us right now.  Potato-based violence is tempting- Larry and Halesey are rather near the Dark Path, despite our angelic blessing and all.))
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« Reply #1393 on: April 24, 2014, 01:04:20 pm »

((I think our cover's blown at this point.))
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« Reply #1394 on: April 24, 2014, 03:50:11 pm »

Larry is struck by a sense of urgency as he becomes aware of Halesey having stopped talking. And since he's not one to speak with women who have willingly deprived themselves of the opportunity to occupy the same world as him, he decides to sharply elbow his friend like some kind of potato-fueled squeaky toy. Halesey jumps a little from the sudden shock, then at last seems to remember where he is.

"Er. Right. Well, if there's any... like... stuck toget-ew, no, specifically, stapled together, please, for the love of God - and I take not His name in vain, I am totally fe- incredibly serious, please do not open them. It be upon your soul if you do. Right, Larry, let's go to town and try to relax or something before this evening. I have to meet thingy at, er, 8pm? Let's go eat or something," he begins telling the Prioress, switching mental gears midway through and then turning to Larry to propose lunch.

"Sure.  Today was really fu-uuhh... very weird," Larry seems to agree, glancing uncomfortably at the intercom, and then the two men, having said all that was needed, vacate the premises post-haste. Their celestial friend seems to be waiting, and looks more than eager to take the gang into town - when asked if he hasn't got anything better to do, it is entirely likely that he would say no, it seems. In record time, Larry and Halesey find themselves in the center of town, right when the clock strikes 3 o' clock in the afternoon! By miraculous coincidence, that seems to be Happy Hour at one particular pub called the Golden Noon Mountain. It's one of those fake Chinese Irish pubs, looks like, but neither Larry nor Halesey have heard anything bad about fake Chinese Irish pubs in town lately, so they guess it'll have to do. They wander right in through the four-leaf clover-shaped door and are immediately treated to a rather wonderful bit of traditional Irish atmosphere, or at least the more memetic aspects of it. Namely, there appears to be a copious amount of alcohol in the place, and people appear to be fighting a bit right now, all in good fun, naturally. And also the speaker system seems to be playing disco music. That's a little strange.

Aside from the assorted people fighting it out while the staff watch and place bets, there seem to be two people apart from the wise-looking bartender not partaking of the violence - an elderly man in red hair sitting in one corner, and a young Asian woman in a very short skirt dancing wildly and slightly arrhythmically within a meter's distance from Halesey.

* * * * *

Eta decides to back away before she is provided with even more information she didn't feel like knowing about old people, pulling Lois along with her. Once they are outside of spitting distance of the creepy old codgers, she explains the problem here.

"I was hoping I could get some information on those dinosaurs that rained from the sky the other day but... that conversation turned out far weirder than I expected."

"I see. Perhaps I could go and ask them for information? Maybe they did not hear you properly?"

It occurs to Eta that a full hour has elapsed since she put matches in the matchbox - a fact that may prove to be of use!

* * * * *

John finds Trey's plans agreeable now that at least one of them has been proven to work.

"I agree, I'm sure he really doesn't like us now. By the way, that was one hell of an attack, Sir Custard. I'm impressed. I had my doubts about your plan, but it looks like I was worrying for nothing, eh?" he says reassuringly as he unlocks the stairwell upward and his friends move through it onto the barely visible concrete steps leading to the roof.

"It's all in the spell, man," Trey says. "And that wasn't even the real thing - just a shadow, that's all. Wonder what'll happen when it works for real!"

"Hopefully you won't collapse in on yourself," Luz notes, slowly ascending the stairs with Trey's help as John securely locks the door behind them while following suit. The ascent is short, but satisfying as John, after unlocking the second door that actually leads outside at the top of the stairs, not an easy task since the light in the room seems to have gone out ages ago, finds himself on the sloped, corrugated roof of the building - the footing is hardly the safest, but with proper care there shouldn't be too much trouble navigating it, John guesses. Aside from the area around the big hole in the roof - that bit looks pretty precarious.

"Oh god. It was raining recently, too," Luz says, looking a bit uneasy as she regards the path ahead.

"It'll be fine. We just need to be careful," Trey says. "Where was the leyline again?"

"Somewhere up ahead, I think?" Luz says distractedly.

* * * * *

Dave, thinking he's hearing sounds of combat from afar, walks upstairs and finds himself in yet another typical school hallway, complete with numbered classroom doors and occasional seats placed along the wall. Unlike the other hallways, though, this one seems to feature a young ginger fellow sitting on the floor and cursing to himself. He looks pretty beat-up, if Dave may say so himself. The man appears to be entirely occupied with something, and doesn't seem to pay Dave any mind. Wonder what his issue might be?
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