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[mek42]

Have a mood and use round cut gems to make an image of a square.

[TheDarkStar]

Have a mood and use round cut gems to make an image of a square.

Out-of-the-box thinking dwarf!? They have become smart! WE SHALL PERISH!

RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN! BAND TOGETHER ALL THE ELVES!

*elves die and everyone else does too*

[_Ivan_]

Cancel a plant plump helmet spawn when the dwarf next to him carry's an entire barrel full of plump helmet spawns.

- When they're not supposed to be stored in barrels.

[WanderingKid]

... stand on top of where he's trying to construct a wall.
... dodge on a 1 tile wide bridge, while carrying a shield.
... stand on the drawbridge and run towards the forest when invaders come.
... be exceptionally happy due to a waterfall and a dining room when his parents both just died.
... think that bathing is something you do when you're bored.
... think that laundering their clothing is beneath them.
... leave destroyed clothing in the new clothing stockpile.
... become convinced that daycare is for sissies and bring their child into battle with the goblin hordes.
... will run past a stockpile of rocks to go get a rock 30 floors up and half a mile over.
... spontaneously combust if left too close to flame due to alcohol content.
... allow naked feet to become a suicide inducing issue, yet vermin are merely annoying.

[dresdor]

stand on top of where he's trying to construct a wall...

AND THEN COMPLAIN THERE"S SOMEONE STANDING THERE

[Deus Asmoth]

Head towards a cave, see a Forgotten Beast in the cave and run into the cave screaming for help.

[snjwffl]

...fall into a river and start swimming to the other side trying to get out.
...drop their armor upon being called into combat.

[Berossus]

...dismember a single goblin finger by finger while 5 perfectly fine goblins stand behind him stabbing him in the back.

[McEdzio]

... cancel fishing because he was interrupted by a carp.

[zlob]

... cancel the building of the wall because of him occupying the building site.

[Drazinononda]

... insist on putting away all the things that are out of place outside her burrow.

[Pinstar]

Have a mood and use round cut gems to make an image of a square.

Maybe he's making an artifact puzzle box. The other half of the puzzle is to have a round hole and a square hole and to have the dwarf figure out which hole to put the gemstone through.

[PetWolverine]

... Run up to a goblin and beat it with a crossbow when there are dozens of stacks of ammo in the stockpiles.

... Run in fear from a wave of undead, and keep running past the trap-laden fortress entrance.

... When told to remove a constructed floor or channel through a natural one, start with the edges, allowing the middle to cave in. Bonus points for standing on the middle tile while removing the last edge piece.

... Build a wall to seal off the fortress from the outside, while standing on the outside of the wall.

... Be sad to have lost a child, be happy to have made a friend, throw a tantrum because of the lost child, kill the friend, and then be sad to have lost a friend and witnessed death while having enjoyed starting a fight.

[Cattani]

...Engrave all the walls of the dining hall with images of dwarves dying in the most gruesome ways possible...

...Eat in a dining hall filled with images of dwarves dying in the most gruesome ways possible AND GET A GOOD THOUGHT ABOUT IT.

[mirrizin]

...open a floor hatch while someone else is standing on top of it...