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[GreatWyrmGold]

((used as in Zounds! or By Odin's Beard! or the like:
By Mario's Mustache!
By Luigi's Linguini!
By Bowser's Bollocks!
By Peach's Perky... uh, Face!))

((I know. It just falls into the category of "What? Um, why did you use that expression?" Same category as "Merlin's baggy Y-fronts," whatever those are.))

Also, could freeform make a Ash-lower-body sprite with lower-Ash's face sticking out for when he peeks?))

No. Ashton's face will not be revealed until turn 100. We made a pact.

((...So, never?
Prove me wrong. Also get some waitlisters in in the meantime.))

[freeformschooler]

If I don't update today it probably won't be until thursday at the least, keep your eyes open

[monk12]

O.O

[flabort]

*grabs potato peeler*
Ba-da-da-da-dah...
*Removes eyelids*
AAAAAAAH!

[GreatWyrmGold]

...That was stupid.

[Nerjin]

I guess you could say he's keeping his eyes... peeled.

[Dwarmin]

((Please, no trolling freeforms threads...))

[GreatWyrmGold]

((Please, no trolling freeforms threads...))

It's like shooting the Punisher or something--the other guy is a lot better than you, and will probably retaliate..

[freeformschooler]

I for one find your bad jokes hilarious.

No update til tomorrow, maybe friday. Sorry!

[GreatWyrmGold]

I for one find your bad jokes hilarious.

I can't tell if that's a compliment or an insult.

EDIT: Or, for that matter, if it's directed at me or someone who posted several posts before yours.

[Xanmyral]

I'd personally not equate a pun to trolling, it's silly but doesn't really mean anything beyond an attempt at humor in a sense.

It's a mixture, puns are funny in a bad sense. No one gives a pun expecting them to be insightful.

[monk12]

Ash wobbles to a halt next to the embattled Pokey, thrusting her Ice Badge high into the air!

	"FINDER'S KEEPERS! ...uh, Finderium Keeperius? Crap, it's not working."
	"Ashley I find it quite unlikely that whoever made that badge thought that the most likely phrase they'd spout while using it would be "finder's keepers""
	"I only said that because it was your idea! Maybe there's a switch or button or something on here..."
	"yes well again I don't know as all that many badges have toggles I mean it's not like the policemen flick the stars on their badge to enter Takedown Mode or anything I mean basically we're looking at a flat little magic square of cloth or leather or possibly metal I mean you didn't let me touch it or anything so I'm just surmising based on typical badge materials I have seen in the past"
	"Listen, if we don't get this badge working, we're going to be eaten by a giant angry walrus. So maybe you could can the backsass and make with the helpful suggestions!"
	"I mean it's a magic thing right so basically you just need to convert your innate flower power into something useful like ice power or what have you and I guess you do that by thinking cold thoughts at the badge there or something I don't know I mean I don't have a lot of experience manipulating your innate magical reserves or anything since that sort of thing tends to be a personal voyage of self discovery like it would show up in a power ballad about the wonders of coming of age right after you first kiss the girl you like and right before your body betrays you in strange and embarrassing ways"

[Dwarmin]

Mowsalyn had the benefit of standing next to Ash, and looks very confused. A question mark even pops up above her head.

     ?
"Hey Mr Ash...lay. How come your voice sounds like it's coming from above me, and then right beside me?" She said, leaning forward and peering at the feet under the cloak, and twitching her nose.

[monk12]

Ash staggers in an awkward circle, keeping the trenchcoat firmly closed.

	"Ahahaha... I, uh, have really bad gas. Listen, don't eat anything that Cheep Cheep guy sells you."
	"Ashley she was over at Cheep Cheep's stand she's gonna know we did not eat anything over there"
	"OOh, ugh, excuse me. What part of be QUIET don't you understand!?! Yeah, that mushroom burger has made me sick for three days now. I've got all kinds of disgusting, disrespectful noises coming from down there. Please excuse me."
	"oh that reminds me Ashley you had better not eat any burritos or broccoli or anything that might give you a bad case of stank booty because I am in a real tough position if that eventuality comes to pass"

[Dwarmin]

"Oh, I suppose that makes sense. Those are some very odd smells...maybe you should eat better, so your stomach isn't always making those weird noises." She squeaks.