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Again_Dejavu

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Re: you are a man sitting on a sofa.
« Reply #15 on: August 23, 2013, 02:37:13 pm »
> Lick wall
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« Reply #16 on: August 23, 2013, 02:38:27 pm »
Quote from: Again_Dejavu on August 23, 2013, 02:37:13 pm
> Lick wall

2 out of 10: You lick the muddy wall and a worm enters your throat. Eww!
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Re: you are a man sitting on a sofa.
« Reply #17 on: August 23, 2013, 02:40:38 pm »
> Use broken TV to cut through all 4 walls
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« Reply #18 on: August 23, 2013, 02:42:38 pm »
Quote from: Again_Dejavu on August 23, 2013, 02:40:38 pm
> Use broken TV to cut through all 4 walls

9 out of 10: You use the broken TV to cut through all 4 walls, the ceiling falls down on you, but you throw it because of your amazing muscles!
You open your eyes and find yourself in the futuristic prehistoric period! Dinosaurs conquer the planet.


NEW DISCOVERY!: You are in the Futuristic Prehistoric period, 3000, where dinosaurs rule the planet.
NEW DISCOVERY!: You have amazing strength.
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Re: you are a man sitting on a sofa.
« Reply #19 on: August 23, 2013, 02:43:30 pm »
> Roll in Dino-poop
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« Reply #20 on: August 23, 2013, 02:44:56 pm »
Quote from: Again_Dejavu on August 23, 2013, 02:43:30 pm
> Roll in Dino-poop


6 out of 10: You roll in the feces of a Stegosaurus and cover yourself with its poo. This might be a great disguise, but now you can feel things crawling on you.
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Re: you are a man sitting on a sofa.
« Reply #21 on: August 23, 2013, 02:46:18 pm »
> Lick lips
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« Reply #22 on: August 23, 2013, 02:46:42 pm »
Dig at a downward angle.
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Manture

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« Reply #23 on: August 23, 2013, 02:48:36 pm »
Quote from: Again_Dejavu on August 23, 2013, 02:46:18 pm
> Lick lips

2 out of 10: You lick your pooey lips and accidentally swallow some of the poo.


Quote from: LordBucket on August 23, 2013, 02:46:42 pm
Dig at a downward angle.

7 out of 10: You successfully dig downward, but there is nothing.
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MeimieFan88

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Re: you are a man sitting on a sofa.
« Reply #24 on: August 23, 2013, 03:02:13 pm »
Make fort with poo
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« Reply #25 on: August 23, 2013, 03:06:44 pm »
Quote from: MeimieFan88 on August 23, 2013, 03:02:13 pm
Make fort with poo


10 out of 10: You successfully make a fort out of poo.
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« Reply #26 on: August 23, 2013, 03:08:31 pm »
Wage war on nearby dinos
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« Reply #27 on: August 23, 2013, 03:10:17 pm »
Quote from: MeimieFan88 on August 23, 2013, 03:08:31 pm
Wage war on nearby dinos


6 out of 10: You stand on top of your fortress and speak to the nearby dinosaurs about the war. The dinosaurs are pretty angered and one of them pushed you down the fortress' stairs. You fell down and fractured your ankle.
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« Reply #28 on: August 23, 2013, 03:11:48 pm »
Request medical assistance
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« Reply #29 on: August 23, 2013, 03:13:09 pm »
Quote from: MeimieFan88 on August 23, 2013, 03:11:48 pm
Request medical assistance

6 out of 10: You cry for a medic and a baby dinosaur with medical experience comes to check out your ankle. He did heal you, but he also accidentally fractured your other ankle.
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