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Author Topic: Roll To Be Friends With The Computer: I hope you kept the Reciept.  (Read 7721 times)

BFEL

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Re: Roll To Be Friends With The Computer: Door 7,400 and counting.
« Reply #45 on: August 23, 2013, 03:32:23 pm »

Is the "damn room" in my security clearance?
if it is go in, maybe its a shortcut.
If not follow the group.
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Re: Roll To Be Friends With The Computer: Door 7,400 and counting.
« Reply #46 on: August 24, 2013, 12:17:33 pm »

"Well, it seems like we're here. Hopefully in time too!"
Check if it's within my security clearance, if it is, enter.
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That last gobbo would stand there, missing an arm, punctured in a kidney, liver, and spleen, fading in and out of consciousness at the far end of where the drawbridge would go, and his last sight would be the drawbridge dropping down and smashing him like a bug.

God DAMN I love this game!

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Re: Roll To Be Friends With The Computer: Door 7,400 and counting.
« Reply #47 on: August 25, 2013, 04:10:08 pm »

Anne-R-Key?
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Re: Roll To Be Friends With The Computer: Door 7,400 and counting.
« Reply #48 on: August 25, 2013, 04:12:38 pm »

I sleep you know I am not a robot


If it is within my security clearance enter, otherwise shove someone in
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Re: Roll To Be Friends With The Computer: Door 7,400 and counting.
« Reply #49 on: August 25, 2013, 04:42:31 pm »

It's just that you kept answering a bunch of others - I was worried you might have forgotten.

Update soon.
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Re: Roll To Be Friends With The Computer: Door 7,400 and counting.
« Reply #50 on: August 25, 2013, 04:52:44 pm »

sorry i dint notice this thread had updated till i posted, I assumed you did it when I was asleep mostly
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Re: Roll To Be Friends With The Computer: Door 7,400 and counting.
« Reply #51 on: August 25, 2013, 05:09:15 pm »

Group's all here? Good, let's go in.

After looking around to see if it's in our security clearance, to avoid a potentially lethal mistake.

Is the "damn room" in my security clearance?
if it is go in, maybe its a shortcut.
If not follow the group.

"Well, it seems like we're here. Hopefully in time too!"
Check if it's within my security clearance, if it is, enter.
If it is within my security clearance enter, otherwise shove someone in
The door is made of reinforced steel, like all the doors in Troubleshooter HQ are, for some reason. Bigg-R remembers that this was because his boss filed a complaint about having to replace the syntheplast ones that were there previously. A thick red bar is painted across the door, indicating that you are cleared to enter.
 As you approach, the door into the Briefing Room whooshes open, and a blast of cold air whips your faces. A voice from within calls "Enter!", and you file in. As you do so, shivering, the door whooshes shut again. The room is dark and very, very cold. You can see you breath in front of you; a thin sheen of ice covers every part of the room. A row of plush but worn benches are seated in a small gulley - a worryingly-shaped red puddle is frozen beneath.
Dotted around the edges of the room are Red clearance IntSec goons, wrapped up in thick jackets and cradling their laser rifles and truncheons. Muffled oaths are just about audible.
Ahead of you, a cabinet rises from the floor of the room. Inside is seated a clone you assume to be the Briefing Officer. His form is barely visible due to the condensation covering the clear syntheplast booth.

"SIT!", a booming voice echoes through the room.








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Re: Roll To Be Friends With The Computer: Door 7,400 and counting.
« Reply #52 on: August 25, 2013, 05:19:37 pm »

FALL DIRECTLY ONTO THE FLOOR, ON MY ASS
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Re: Roll To Be Friends With The Computer: Door 7,400 and counting.
« Reply #53 on: August 25, 2013, 05:53:07 pm »

Dont care whats beneath me, just get on that tooshie
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Re: Roll To Be Friends With The Computer: Door 7,400 and counting.
« Reply #54 on: August 26, 2013, 04:14:22 am »

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Re: Roll To Be Friends With The Computer: Door 7,400 and counting.
« Reply #55 on: August 26, 2013, 04:18:50 am »

Take a seat.
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Re: Roll To Be Friends With The Computer: Door 7,400 and counting.
« Reply #56 on: August 26, 2013, 09:26:56 am »

SECU-R-DAY looks keenly into the eyes of one of the Intsec goons while walking up to the seat. He gracefully takes a seat.
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That last gobbo would stand there, missing an arm, punctured in a kidney, liver, and spleen, fading in and out of consciousness at the far end of where the drawbridge would go, and his last sight would be the drawbridge dropping down and smashing him like a bug.

God DAMN I love this game!

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Re: Roll To Be Friends With The Computer: Door 7,400 and counting.
« Reply #57 on: August 26, 2013, 09:43:03 am »

FALL DIRECTLY ONTO THE FLOOR, ON MY ASS
You fall directly onto the floor, on your behind.[1] You hear a crack and realise you fell down on your laser pistol. That's gonna have to be fixed.
Dont care whats beneath me, just get on that tooshie
You instantly sit, [4] managing to avoid sitting on or crushing anything.

Sit Seiza-style
You succeed. Your knees are beginning to freeze to the floor.

Take a seat.
You sensibly and calmly take a seat.

SECU-R-DAY looks keenly into the eyes of one of the Intsec goons while walking up to the seat. He gracefully takes a seat.
The IntSec goon pokes you in the ribs with his truncheon when you stare at him. You sit.

WELL DONE. YOUR MISSION, GIVEN TO YOU BY THE COMPUTER IN ITS GLORIOUS GENEROSITY, IS TO RECOVER A MALFUNCTIONING SERIES OF WARBOTS FROM THE SECTOR DLK BOT MAINTAINANCE STATION. THIS IS AN EXCELLENT OPPORTUNITY TO SHOW YOUR WORTH TO BOTH YOUR SUPERIORS AND THE COMPUTER.
BRING BIGGER GUNS.

REPORT TO SECTOR DLK R&D MAIN OFFICES BY 0450 HOURS NEXT DAYCYCLE FOR EXPERIMENTAL EQUIPMENT. YOU HAVE BEEN AUTHORISED TO REQUISITION EQUIPMENT FROM PLC IN THE MEANTIME.

DO NOT FAIL US.
ANY QUESTIONS?






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Spoiler: NPCs (click to show/hide)

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Re: Roll To Be Friends With The Computer: Door 7,400 and counting.
« Reply #58 on: August 26, 2013, 12:24:35 pm »

"How 'intact' does the computer want the bots? How many bots can we expect?
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You were planning to have a 15 year old magical girl kill Witches by drinking them under the table!? It's original, at least.
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Re: Roll To Be Friends With The Computer: Door 7,400 and counting.
« Reply #59 on: August 26, 2013, 03:05:17 pm »

"What kind of things can we be requisiting?"
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