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[flame99]

A couple days ago, you had been bitten by a Radioactive Action Hero, making you into Awesome Man. You gained the ability to manifest just about any power, assuming it was awesome enough. How useful it ends being is, for the most part, random.

You are in your apartment. It is rather lame. There is a small TV without service, an oven and stove, a microwave, a fridge, a sink, and a toilet. The fridge is empty. What do you do?

[Harry Baldman]

Summon rather impressive tea and quite wonderful biscuits.

[killerhellhound]

Summon rather impressive tea and quite wonderful biscuits.

Through fire works

[flame99]

[3] You summon up some tea, biscuits, and fire works, but they fire works are duds, and the tea and biscuits are quite average.

[Spaghetti7]

BEAT THAT TV INTO GETTING SIGNAL CUZ WE'RE AWESOME

[flame99]

[3] You begin punching the TV, and you manage to get some reception, but the sound is nothing but static and the screen's so blurry that you can hardly make anything out.

[killerhellhound]

Music
leap out of window and land like a badass before running off to fight banks

[flame99]

[4]You leap through the window, and challenge a bank. [6] Luckily, it responds to your challenge. Unluckily, the bank that responded is far larger and more powerful than you.

EDIT: Yeah, this is definitely Bay12. I basically give you the power to (Unreliably) do anything, and you fight a bank after pummeling a television a bit.

[Harry Baldman]

Commence rap battle with bank, putting all of our respective assets as well as our gentlemanly honor on the line.

[killerhellhound]

and a dance off

[Coolrune206]

And a challenge to their DF-playing skill.

[flame99]

[6]You begin dropping some sick beats while busting some totally rad moves.
The bank is absolutely appalled that you would speak about its mother in such a lewd manner, and hits you as hard as it is capable of. [5] You block the mighty blow, tearing its arm off in the process.

[Sarzael]

Make Dwarf Fortress real and become Armok! Then send millions of dwarves to burn that bank down to ASHES! CONVERT EVERYONE ONTO BLOOD JUICE AND MAKE THEM OFFER IT TO US!

[Harry Baldman]

Make Dwarf Fortress real and become Armok! Then send millions of dwarves to burn that bank down to ASHES! CONVERT EVERYONE ONTO BLOOD JUICE AND MAKE THEM OFFER IT TO US!

No. That would be silly.

Instead, offer bank to join us in our campaign of conquest, as it has lost to us both in a physical challenge and a battle of matching wits (which it did by resorting to violence, naturally).

[flame99]

((It's a good thing that you decided against Sarzael's idea. You ended up rolling a one, turning the bank into a BC, and yourself into an elf.))
You are impressed with the banks fighting skills, and offer for it to join you in your conquest of awesepicness. [6] It agrees, tries to high five you, and breaks your left arm.