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[Fniff]

The mission began on the 13th of February, 9:46pm. The First Guard leader decided that it would be for the best to soften up the target by deploying white phosphorous mortars against the threat multiple times. However, due to a clerical error, the mortar rounds struck the nearby town of Vladistok's Victory, killing at least 178 innocent civilians and leveling the majority of buildings within the town. The First Guard assaulted the barn and found it to be heavily defended by mercenaries with machine guns. First Guard 5 (A designation that new recruits are requesting they not be given due to bad luck associated with it) was shot in the head by a mercenary. The rest of the squad managed to fight through the forces and found Gerald Simpson. Unfortunately, First Guard 3 gave his life to Tejekov when Gerald fired an RPG at him, the rocket of which impaled through First Guard 3's stomach and blasted him out of the barn, exploding a good distance away. Gerald was dispatched, then detained. He is currently being set up for questioning.

Our spy has begun checking for any leads in the barn for hints of what employer could have hired Gerald. They have not found any evidence, and thus we shall have to interrogate Gerald to find out what exactly is going on.

Spoiler: Current Status (click to show/hide)

February 1992, Week 2
Gardai: LOYAL
Orasularma: LOYAL
Dymchasty: LOYAL
Kanski: SUSPICIOUS
15,000 Rubles
Strike Squads
MST-1 "First Guard" (Novice)
MST-2 "Amber Team" (Rookie)
Spies
One Spy (Novice)
Interrogation Techniques
Offensive
Brutal Beatings (Causes minor health loss and minor will loss)
Car Battery (Does varying amounts of health damage (Ranging from minor health to almost bringing them to death's door) but always does middling will damage)

[Again_Dejavu]

Easy questions to begin with

[3man75]

Send first squad and inform them to avoid killing gerald. An hopefully no explosions this time so the media has one less thing to complain about. Oh an send amber team on secondary alert in case first squad is immobalised.

[Fniff]

(Gerald was captured.)

[3man75]

((Forget the above that was a late response at the last min.))

Okay first send for our techs to interogate gerald.

Second whoever caused this clerical error will be arrrsted for
Criminal negligence.

Third why did F.G fire white phosphorus at a barn when everyone was inside.

Fourth call the propaganda ministry to see how much its going to cost to
Turn this mortar story around.

[10ebbor10]

First priority is finding the location of the chemical weaponry.

[Fniff]

(Sorry about the delay for this update.)

It seems the First Guard according to the mission logs were going to soften up the target using the white phosphorus, since the barn was made out of wood. However, the leader of the First Guard is blaming the error on a radio malfunction which caused the artillery commander on the other end to mishear "begin shelling the barn with minimally lethal, high-building damaging shells" with "begin shelling the barn with white phosphorous". As for the clerical error, we can't actually find the person who made the clerical error. The commander, the First Guard, and the makers of the military maps are all claiming that this cannot be their fault. So I suppose the white phosphorous most likely just sort of... happened to land on the town, for some reason.

Alright, we're going to be cutting to the interrogation now. I'll sort out the rest of the orders while you listen to the interrogation.

UNDISCLOSED LOCATION, SOMEWHERE IN TEJEKOV.
Technician Sadovich: "Looks like the Strike Squad roughed him up some before we got him. He's got a lot of bruises... no wonder he's knocked out."
Technician Volkov: "Yeah, he's out cold... Let's give him five minutes."
Technician Sadovich: "So, how was your holiday?"
Technician Volkov: "Oh yeah, that went well. Ate a hamburger in Macdonalds!"
Technician Sadovich: "Shit, bro, what was it like?"
Technician Volkov: "It was so bad. Doesn't stand up to Commissar Dan's at all. Fried chicken is the best."
Technician Sadovich: "I prefer Communist Fried Chicken myself. Oh, hey, his eyes are flickering. You're bad cop, I'm good cop."
Technician Volkov: "Yeah, I was sick of good cop."
At this point, Technician Sadovich used highly advanced resuscitation technology to wake Gerald Simpson up.
Gerald Simpson: "GAAH FUCK! Why did you throw water over me!?"
Technician Volkov: "We ask the fucking questions! Not you!"
Technician Sadovich: "Name and address."
Gerald: "Hm, my name is Go Fuck Yourself, and my address is Get Me Out Of This Goddamn Chair, GoDieInAHoleistan."
Technician Sadovich: "Got a comedian here."
Technician Volkov: "You know what we do to comedians here? We get out the car battery and the jumper cables! Guess what we do with these?"
Gerald: "I imagine I don't want to know?"
Technician Volkov: "Now he's getting it! Where is the location of the chemical weaponry?"
Gerald: "I wouldn't know a thing about that."
Technician Sadovich: "You don't wanna get this guy angry. He's kinda on edge."
Technician Volkov: "Exactly, so tell us the location or we will get extremely pissed off!"
Gerald: "So? You can try torturing me, but the thing is that you're not going to get what you want. We both know I possess the chemical weaponry. However, I am the only one who knows where it is. The strike squad killed everyone else who could have broken more easily then me. Your incompetent strike squad couldn't organize a shitting contest in a bathroom, so I doubt you're going to send out teams to search for it. You can try and torture me, but if you kill me you'll never know where the chemical weapons are. And believe me... you probably want to know."
Technician Volkov: "... Why would we want to know that?"
Gerald: "Let's just say I'm moving on up from spraying pesticide. It's amazing what the Soviets worked on. Weaponized smallpox, bubonic plague, while the rest of the world made nukes the Soviets made the worst diseases a human could dream up. My employers have given me the authorization to use the chemicals I bought. I have men who are ready to begin the process in a few hours."
Technician Volkov: "... You're not going to..."
Gerald: "Unless you come up with a damn good reason for me to not do so, yes. I'm going to do that."
Technician Sadovich: "Oh shit."
Health: 8
Will: 12

[Playergamer]

You can't spend all that money in hell, you know...

[10ebbor10]

Point is, we don't need your cooperation. You've already said enough.

We just said you're guilty of whatever's going to happen. We wrap you up, deliver you to Den Haag, and reap in the international aid following this deadly attack on our citizenry.

Edit: Tell the Ministery of Emergencies this might be the time to do a country wide rehearsal of the Bioweaponry evacuation plan.

((We did tape this part, did we. If we didn't start taping, and continue casual conversation.))

((I'm trying to overbluf him. Maybe. Win-Win scenario here))

[Fniff]

Technician Volkov: "Er, we don't need your cooperation. You've given us all we need. We can wrap you up, put in a goddamn present, and sent it right to the Hague. You'll be put on a goddamn stake for what you're planning to do, and you won't believe the amount of international aid we're going to get."
Technician Sadovich: "And you're not going to be able to spend any of the cash your employers are getting you in hell."
Gerald: "Your boss feed you those lines? If so, he's missing the point. This isn't a threat to destroy Tejekov. The chemical weapons won't be deployed within Tejekov."
Technician Sadovich: "Then where are they going to be deployed?"
Gerald: "In a city that would be just the right target for Tejekov to strike at. It will come to light that the Ministry of the Interior bought the chemicals, and snuck them into the city."
Technician Sadovich: "Hah! You think that'd work? We have alibis."
Gerald: "You think they'll care? We both know the Tejekovan government is hated by anyone capitalist. Besides, your country is quite valuable in terms of resources. Everyone's looking for an excuse to invade."
Technician Volkov: "But... But why?"
Gerald: "I hope everyone here, really understands this. This isn't a threat. We are only doing this because you forced our hand. Whoever's listening, I just wanna say... when the phone rings, pick up the phone."
Technician Volkov: "What the hell are you talking about?"
Gerald: "I'm not talking to you."
Health: 8
Will: 12

THE MINISTRY OF THE INTERIOR, MINISTER'S OFFICE
*ring* *ring*

[Playergamer]

Holy..... Pick up the phone.

[Fniff]

*ring* *ring*. *ring *ri--
Deep voice: "The first thing we have to understand is that you cannot tell this happened to your superiors. Don't worry, your assistant will not be entering unexpectedly, at least for the duration of our conversation.  I have a proposition. You stand to benefit immensely from this deal. If you wish to stay a loyal drone, you may hang up now. If you are interested, continue to listen. The choice is yours."

[10ebbor10]

*ring* *ring*. *ring *ri--
Deep voice: "The first thing we have to understand is that you cannot tell this happened to your superiors. Don't worry, your assistant will not be entering unexpectedly, at least for the duration of our conversation.  I have a proposition. You stand to benefit immensely from this deal. If you wish to stay a loyal drone, you may hang up now. If you are interested, continue to listen. The choice is yours."

Can we tape this?

Anyway, our only option as loyal drone is to inquire more about this threat.

[Fniff]

Minister: "I'm interested due to my duty as a loyal server of the Glorious Leader."
Deep Voice: "What a droll sentiment. Let's get down to the brass tacks. You're not in a good position."
Minister: "How so?"
Deep Voice: "Your soldiers used white phosphorous and managed to mess it up so badly they bombed an innocent town. You are about to be implicated in the worst terrorist attack ever. That'll make the Unabomber look like a kid playing with matches. Your Glorious Leader isn't really going to like that, especially since you're still in hot water over that UN investigation. However, I'm offering a way out."
Minister: "Of Tejekov?"
Deep Voice: "You should be so lucky. No, a way out of your current situation. If you accept my offer, you find that Gerald is spilling the beans on everything, the terrorist attack will not be connected to Tejekov, and a sudden donation of 10,000 rubles to Tejekov's finest, that being you. Otherwise, you are going to be at the receiving end of basically every country's hatred. The biological weaponry we have here does not do good things to people. What do you say?"

[Again_Dejavu]

Get the hell out of Dodge