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Re: You Are The Secret Police (Suggestion Game)
« Reply #60 on: August 21, 2013, 01:24:13 pm »

(3MAN. Please stop having our character SAY THAT OUT LOUD. At this rate our assistant is gonna shoot us.
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Re: You Are The Secret Police (Suggestion Game)
« Reply #61 on: August 21, 2013, 01:26:43 pm »

Comrade technicians if antov is not brought concius again in 2 hours your vacations will be suspended. Also next time you forget to pay attention when shocking someone I will send you to a lecture for 3 hours. That is all.
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« Reply #62 on: August 21, 2013, 01:29:51 pm »

Comrade technicians if antov is not brought concius again in 2 hours your vacations will be suspended. Also next time you forget to pay attention when shocking someone I will send you to a lecture for 3 hours. That is all.
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Re: You Are The Secret Police (Suggestion Game)
« Reply #63 on: August 21, 2013, 01:34:07 pm »

(Fniff, could we avoid saying things unless they get a +1 so our assistant doesn't murder us in our sleep?)
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Re: You Are The Secret Police (Suggestion Game)
« Reply #64 on: August 21, 2013, 01:34:22 pm »

((He's got 4 hp from like 10 if they continued about vacations he could have died. Besides other interogations can take more dilligence so this constant surveillance should be enforced during interogations.))
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Re: You Are The Secret Police (Suggestion Game)
« Reply #65 on: August 21, 2013, 01:41:30 pm »

((He's got 4 hp from like 10 if they continued about vacations he could have died. Besides other interogations can take more dilligence so this constant surveillance should be enforced during interogations.))
Trying to have incompetent personnel awake an unconscious person on a time schedule is seldomly good for health.
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Re: You Are The Secret Police (Suggestion Game)
« Reply #66 on: August 21, 2013, 01:45:22 pm »

((They have to learn somehow besides the military does this with nrw recruits all the time.))
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Re: You Are The Secret Police (Suggestion Game)
« Reply #67 on: August 21, 2013, 01:47:46 pm »

(( They can learn off of training dummies, not rebel leaders we're trying to get info from. ))
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Re: You Are The Secret Police (Suggestion Game)
« Reply #68 on: August 21, 2013, 01:54:20 pm »

((They have to learn somehow besides the military does this with nrw recruits all the time.))
I doubt they electrocute them into unconsciousness first.
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Re: You Are The Secret Police (Suggestion Game)
« Reply #69 on: August 21, 2013, 01:58:08 pm »

(Fniff, could we avoid saying things unless they get a +1 so our assistant doesn't murder us in our sleep?)
(Sure.)

Let him recover, we're going to take it slow from here.

We also should send someone to inform his wife. or something.

Alright, we sent a few agents by to inform his wife of his current situation. Of course, they said he was simply "imprisoned" rather then being interrogated. She still fainted, I believe. Anyway, speaking of.

Technician Sadovich: "And God, we have to stop chit-chatting while we're doing the boring shit? I mean, I was adjusting the voltage while doing it, it's just that these car batteries are so unreliable it's like one second he's fine and the next he's shitting lightening and screeching like the devil. This new minister, I sw--"
Anton: "Bluuuh..."
Technician Volkov: "Smelling salts. You can't beat them."
Anton: "Everything hurts... mother..."
Technician Volkov: "Remember us, Anton? Let's get on with it. We need the names of who you were delivering to, and your exact position in the hierarchy."
Anton: "I was... I was..."
Technician Sadovich: "We've still got the jumper cables attached, you know."
Anton: "Oh no, please don't do it again! I'll tell, I'll tell! We were delivering to the Ukrainian mafia! I was in charge of making sure none of this was detected while my boys smuggled out the parts! Alexei Zander was locating the parts, Vladimir Okai was negotiating with the mafia!"
Technician Sadovich: "So, Alexei Zander and Vladimir Okai."
Anton: "Yeah, yeah... please let me go home..."

Well, the interrogation is complete as all questions required to reduce the threat level have been asked. Anton Dicevi has been taken to Work Camp 19 under indefinite holding, along with Alexei Zander and Vladimir Okai. However, we have learned that there may be a problem with the Western media. They have questions relating to the fact that the building appears to have been collapsed by a Strike Squad member, and that Anton has been placed under indefinite holding in Work Camp 19 despite the fact it was stated that he was merely under temporary holding, rather then an actual arrest. It seems we do not have enough to pay our propaganda department sufficient amounts to actually back their alterations to history with physical evidence. They have stated that there was actually two Anton Dicevis who happened to look exactly the same. One was released, while the other was imprisoned. The grenade was actually an unrelated gas pipe explosion that was completely an accident.

No-one seems to have believed this, and there have been multiple attempts at an investigation into the Ministry of the Interior by UN investigators. The Glorious Leader is apparently disappointed that we have failed to create an excuse, but pleased we have multiple rebels both minor and major in custody.

Sir, I recommend we find an alternate source of funding, as due to our recent expenses we cannot afford many things required to run efficient operations.
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Re: You Are The Secret Police (Suggestion Game)
« Reply #70 on: August 21, 2013, 02:02:32 pm »

We don't to come up with explanations? I was working on one already.

Besides, the truth would've worked exceptionally well here. Just change a few minor things, upgrade the threat level of the smuggling operation, and say that Anton died of wounds sustained after the collapse.
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Re: You Are The Secret Police (Suggestion Game)
« Reply #71 on: August 21, 2013, 02:02:58 pm »

How long until we get our funding from the Glorious Leader?
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Re: You Are The Secret Police (Suggestion Game)
« Reply #72 on: August 21, 2013, 02:06:10 pm »

We don't to come up with explanations? I was working on one already.

Besides, the truth would've worked exceptionally well here. Just change a few minor things, upgrade the threat level of the smuggling operation, and say that Anton died of wounds sustained after the collapse.
Well, sir, I imagine it would be much cheaper and more efficient to get you to write the excuses, so you can try it if you wish. However, the propaganda team would be handy to have nearby because we need to back up our words with (fabricated) evidence, and of course to bribe suspicious investigators.

How long until we get our funding from the Glorious Leader?
In March, approximately two months from now.

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Re: You Are The Secret Police (Suggestion Game)
« Reply #73 on: August 21, 2013, 02:07:18 pm »

Do we have the Ukranian mafia's number?

On a side note. I think we should start confiscating stuff.
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Re: You Are The Secret Police (Suggestion Game)
« Reply #74 on: August 21, 2013, 02:08:17 pm »

And we still have three months to go until our funding comes in...
See what the squad 'appropriated' from the rebel scumbags. Is any of it worth selling?
5xninja edit - okay, 2 months. But that'll have to last four months.
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