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Author Topic: You Are The Secret Police (Suggestion Game)  (Read 5466 times)

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Re: You Are The Secret Police (Suggestion Game)
« Reply #45 on: August 21, 2013, 11:53:43 am »

He can be... persuaded
Of course he can sir, how wouldn't he be?

(OOC Note: Specify your commands! How should he be persuaded? Subtly or directly?)

Remind him that his smuggling friends will never believe that he didn't betray them. He needs our protection. His wife needs our protection.

Otherwise, an unfortunate accident, could happen.
Technician Sadovich: "Think you're saving your wife by doing this? Pulling this hero act? Who are you trying to impress? You are nothing. You are a tick in a box on a form. After this, I am going to have a coffee at the local café, laugh with my coworkers, and forget that you exist. The quicker you stop this pointless charade, the higher your wife's chances."
Anton: "My wife's chances? Are you going to kill her?"
Technician Volkov: "Of course not. But your friends might."
Anton: "But, but.
Technician Sadovich: "But nothing. To them, you're likely to have betrayed them already. They will kill your wife in revenge. You really do love her, that much is certain, and they know it. We can protect them, however. But we won't if you don't help us."
Technician Volkov: "Do it for Darla, Anton."
Anton: "Let... let me out of this chair."
Technician Volkov: "You want out of this chair? Then give us what we want!"
At this point, Anton spat in the face of Technician Volkov. Sadovich at this point protected Volkov by preventing Anton from further assaulting Sadovich by using physical strength. Volkov is requesting that we attempt to aid this obviously deranged traitor by beginning electroshock therapy.
Health: 8
Will: 7
« Last Edit: August 21, 2013, 11:56:01 am by Fniff »
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Re: You Are The Secret Police (Suggestion Game)
« Reply #46 on: August 21, 2013, 11:56:15 am »

Permission Granted. Try not to be too excessive, Comrade Volkov.

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Re: You Are The Secret Police (Suggestion Game)
« Reply #47 on: August 21, 2013, 12:00:17 pm »

Zap Zap dat mofo
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Re: You Are The Secret Police (Suggestion Game)
« Reply #48 on: August 21, 2013, 12:03:57 pm »

Let our comrade shock him and then take a break. Tell him were going to get his wife to help him cooperate. Oh and make it a long break so that he may think hard.
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Re: You Are The Secret Police (Suggestion Game)
« Reply #49 on: August 21, 2013, 12:07:11 pm »

Also mention to him that the technicians haven't had much practice, and could accidentally flip the power switch a bit too far.....
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Re: You Are The Secret Police (Suggestion Game)
« Reply #50 on: August 21, 2013, 12:09:52 pm »

Also mention to him that the technicians haven't had much practice, and could accidentally flip the power switch a bit too far.....
Nah, don't feign incompetence. He might decide to go martyr.

I say that we gradually increase the voltage, and tell him what each jolt will do, in great scientific detail, before doing it.
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Re: You Are The Secret Police (Suggestion Game)
« Reply #51 on: August 21, 2013, 12:13:49 pm »

Oh and I almsot forgot ask the ministry of health to bring in some sadistic surgeons. If he continues to resist we sterilize her. An tell him that if he continues to act like a big cheese will take her off the anesthesia so she can feel the pain and antov to hear her screams.
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Re: You Are The Secret Police (Suggestion Game)
« Reply #52 on: August 21, 2013, 12:17:19 pm »

Oh and I almsot forgot ask the ministry of health to bring in some sadistic surgeons. If he continues to resist we sterilize her. An tell him that if he continues to act like a big cheese will take her off the anesthesia so she can feel the pain and antov to hear her screams.
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Re: You Are The Secret Police (Suggestion Game)
« Reply #53 on: August 21, 2013, 12:19:22 pm »

Oh and I almsot forgot ask the ministry of health to bring in some sadistic surgeons. If he continues to resist we sterilize her. An tell him that if he continues to act like a big cheese will take her off the anesthesia so she can feel the pain and antov to hear her screams.
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Yup. Let's try to keep up a veil of being a Secret police agency. Not a rebellious organization.

((On a side note, we should take some lessons from the Statsi. We can pressure his wife, or others, to report his actions to us.))
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Re: You Are The Secret Police (Suggestion Game)
« Reply #54 on: August 21, 2013, 12:42:41 pm »

Stassi were real I thought they were made up covert action stuff.

Also what do you mean rebel organization? NKVD did it all the time before stalin reformed them into the KGB. Remember this is a communist country with a factory named after lenin.

Also op are we in belerussia?

Edit: if were not going with the surgical nightmare can we at least detain her for association with a terrorist.
« Last Edit: August 21, 2013, 12:50:40 pm by 3man75 »
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Re: You Are The Secret Police (Suggestion Game)
« Reply #55 on: August 21, 2013, 12:47:32 pm »

((Of course the Statsi is real. It was one of the world's largest Secret police systems, keeping checks on everyone in the DDR))

Point is, we're not a superpower, so we can't get away with everything. We need to have some measure of rationality, professionalism in our measures. Not resort to extreme violence just because we can.

Also, forum guidelines.
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Re: You Are The Secret Police (Suggestion Game)
« Reply #56 on: August 21, 2013, 01:03:21 pm »

Alright then shock his balls but be careful I don't want him dead nor do I want his wife to sue us for sterilising her husband.
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Re: You Are The Secret Police (Suggestion Game)
« Reply #57 on: August 21, 2013, 01:10:19 pm »

Sue us? We are the metaphorical hand of the law in this country, she can't sue us.
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Re: You Are The Secret Police (Suggestion Game)
« Reply #58 on: August 21, 2013, 01:20:52 pm »

(You are not in Belarus. You're in the glorious state of Tejekov, a communistic nation located between Russia, Belarus, and the Ukraine.)

Oh and I almsot forgot ask the ministry of health to bring in some sadistic surgeons. If he continues to resist we sterilize her. An tell him that if he continues to act like a big cheese will take her off the anesthesia so she can feel the pain and antov to hear her screams.

Dear God sir.

Asking the Ministry of Biological Investigation for surgeons? Those bastards would barely let you borrow a paper clip. This is impossible to do. Also, I'm pretty sure that's morally wrong, but I'll have to check that with the Department of Moral Matters.

Permission Granted. Try not to be too excessive, Comrade Volkov.
Technician Volkov: "Okay, I have the car battery, now what do we do?"
Technician Sadovich: "Er, I think you're supposed to wire them up to the jumper cables..."
Anton: "Er. What are you guys doing?"
Technician Volkov: "So, should we follow through with that balls threat?"
Technician Sadovich: "No, we aren't going to do that."
Technician Volkov: "It'd hurt like hell."
Anton: "What are you going to do? Please don't... Don't do this to me, please. Have mercy!"
Technician Sadovich: "But it's... it's gay as all hell. They'll go on his fingers."
Technician Volkov: "How's being gay a bad thing?"
Technician Sadovich: "I'm not gay, so it'd be weird for me. There we go, now they're on the fingers."
Anton: "Lord Jesus Christ Son of God, have mercy on me a sinner."
Technician Volkov: "Kay, let's get started!"
Anton: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!"
Technician Sadovich: "So, how's things, Volkov?"
Technician Volkov: "Oh fine. Guess what? I filled out all the forms, and now I have permission to leave the country for up to a week."
Technician Sadovich: "Nice one! It only took like what, three years?"
Technician Volkov: "Yeah! Things have really speeded up recently. Guess the Soviets were holding us back."
Anton: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!"
Technician Sadovich: "Where are you going to go? Paris? Copenhagen? Dublin?"
Technician Volkov: "I'm thinking Amsterdam. That'd be fun."
Anton: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!"
Technician Sadovich: "Hehe, good luck, you old dog."
Technician Volkov: "Okay, I think that's enough."
Anton: "*unwritable sobbing*"
Technician Sadovich: "Anton, are you going to answer our questions now?"
Anton: "..."
Technician Volkov: "I'll assume that's a yes. Give us the names of the men you are involved with, and your specific role within the smuggling group."
Technician Sadovich: "I think he's passed out."
Technician Volkov: "Goddammit."
Health: 4
Will: 3

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Re: You Are The Secret Police (Suggestion Game)
« Reply #59 on: August 21, 2013, 01:23:53 pm »

Let him recover, we're going to take it slow from here.

We also should send someone to inform his wife. or something.
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