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[Playergamer]

((Welp, ebbor does excuses from now on if he's ok with that.

EDIT: So, we get 35 thousand rubles for bringing in 3 rebel leaders + the baseline, correct? Or is every dissident brought in worth 10 thousand, not just every leader? ))

[Fniff]

(The leaders would be the most worthwhile, so the dissidents don't get counted in.)

[Playergamer]

That's what I thought, because otherwise we would make a huge amount off of every small gang bust we did.

[3man75]

(( I apologize if I wasn't clear enough. I don't think we need to shock them unconscious. I don't want future setbacks because they weren't paying attention to their subject.I don't want dead info sources if we can help it. An I don't want incompetance at this lvl.))

I see assistant...do we have any way of contacting Ukraine about the smuggeling operation done by these traitors and mafia associates? Also if we have spare paper send it to the glorius leader as an apologie for our latest defeat in the media explaining it won't happen again.

((Also begin replacement and retraining for The men we lost?))

Also assistant if were I'm charge of internal security why are we not in charge of our own investigations? Seems out of place.

[Fniff]

Do we have the Ukranian mafia's number?

On a side note. I think we should start confiscating stuff.

We could send a spy to see how we could contact them, but if they fail badly they could be killed, and we only have one spy. It'd be very dangerous indeed going after a criminal organization.

And we still have three months to go until our funding comes in...
See what the squad 'appropriated' from the rebel scumbags. Is any of it worth selling?
5xninja edit - okay, 2 months. But that'll have to last four months.

Well, we looked through the weaponry, tools, contraband items, and valuables the squad acquired from the apartment block and found it to be worth 13,000 rubles in total. Well, we're in the money, as they say!

I see assistant...do we have any way of contacting Ukraine about the smuggeling operation done by these traitors and mafia associates? Also if we have spare paper send it to the glorius leader as an apologie for our latest defeat in the media explaining it won't happen again.

Also assistant if were I'm charge of internal security why are we not in charge of our own investigations? Seems out of place.

Alright, the Glorious Leader hasn't responded just yet, but I imagine he will in a week. Or never. Depends entirely on his will. The Ukraine has acknowledged that there could potentially be an organization claiming to be the Ukrainian Mafia that may or may not in fact exist, but they have denied any and all possibilities that this hypothetical criminal organization is in fact based in the Ukraine. So, that's useless. Anyway, we attempted to convince the UN that we should be in charge of investigations into our own non-existent war crimes/humans rights violations, but they have refused due to "a need for a third party".

Spoiler: Current Status (click to show/hide)

January 1992, Week 3.
Gardai: LOYAL
Orasularma: LOYAL
Dymchasty: LOYAL
Kanski: LOYAL
15,000 Rubles
Strike Squads
MST-1 "First Guard" (Novice)
MST-2 "Amber Team" (Rookie)
Spies
One Spy (Novice)
Interrogation Techniques
Offensive
Brutal Beatings (Causes minor health loss and minor will loss)
Car Battery (Does varying amounts of health damage (Ranging from minor health to almost bringing them to death's door) but always does middling will damage)

[Playergamer]

Timeskip to next major event. Spy in Gardai.

[3man75]

Assistant how truthful are UN investigations? An what national/International rules have we broken?

((Also yes skip to next event...is that sleeping bag here yet?))

Oh and please send a report on our current finances, future pay, and anything having ti do with finances.

[Fniff]

Assistant how truthful are UN investigations? An what national/International rules have we broken?

Oh and please send a report on our current finances, future pay, and anything having ti do with finances.

Well, you can find the abridged report on finances that shows our remaining money after regular payment, maintaining of equipment, etc in the folder marked CURRENT STATUS, but the specifics of our current finances in the basement somewhere in room F46. To find our previous financial years would require you to fill out several forms to the Department of Historical Improvement, who might authorize you the censored versions of previous finance files depending upon demand and supply. Anyway, the UN is an organization dedicated to international justice, and we are a ministry for the capture and interrogation of dissidents that often ends in death, so I imagine the answers are respectively very truthful and all of them. Also, your sleeping bag has arrived, so I'll let you get to work setting it up in your office while I get some coffee and get the latest news.

Timeskip to next major event. Spy in Gardai.

A week later...
Oh dear, sir, we have bad news.

In Kanski, we have received news that someone has released a pesticide into the air. This is harmless to humans and animals, but has killed the majority of the plantlife. This is a bad thing because Kanski is Tejekov's main source of food due to it's large amount of farmland, as you may have guessed. If the attacks continue, we may have a massive famine on our hands. What should we do, sir?

Spoiler: Current Status (click to show/hide)

January 1992, Week 4.
Gardai: LOYAL
Orasularma: LOYAL
Dymchasty: LOYAL
Kanski: LOYAL
15,000 Rubles
Strike Squads
MST-1 "First Guard" (Novice)
MST-2 "Amber Team" (Rookie)
Spies
One Spy (Novice)
Interrogation Techniques
Offensive
Brutal Beatings (Causes minor health loss and minor will loss)
Car Battery (Does varying amounts of health damage (Ranging from minor health to almost bringing them to death's door) but always does middling will damage)

[Playergamer]

Send spy to Kanski, attempting to get a sample of this chemical so we can attempt to trace it.

[TopHat]

Send spy to Kanski, attempting to get a sample of this chemical so we can attempt to trace it.

+1

[10ebbor10]

Send Spy to Kanski

He's to find out if this is part of our glorious leader's plan (doubtfull, but who can truly comprehend his greatness). If he isn't, he needs to prepare a report on who did it (try aiming for one of our national enemies) and collate evidence to send to the UN. They're responsible, and will pay for the harm they've done.*

Note: Actually preventing further attack's isn't that important.

* Food aid

[3man75]

Send a bulletin to the ministry of health for hazmat units for that sample collecting I talked about. I don't want our agent infected with some serious hidden disease. Also thanks for the sleeping bag I'm gona golie down.

[Playergamer]

It's a pesticide. If it killed people, we wouldn't be worrying about a famine.

[10ebbor10]

It's a pesticide. If it killed people, we wouldn't be worrying about a famine.

Some pesticides have nasty latent effects. We don't want to loose our only spy.

[Fniff]

Alright, we have sent our spy to Kanski. He has discovered that the pesticide is in fact Zolko-B45, originally made by the Biopreparat program under the Soviets as a way of effectively destroying America's food supply. The spy traced who bought the biological agent, and found the culprit: a mercenary terrorist by the name of Gerald Simpson who is believed to have entered the country under the employ of an unknown group. However, since we don't really care about stopping the attacks since we can a make this into an attack on whoever's doing this. Here's what we can do.

We could claim that this is the fault of either America (The most obvious target, they would respond very aggressively but we would have the most effect), Russia (They deserted us by collapsing the Soviet Union, why not have a bit of payback? However, they would respond aggressively as we're very nearby, and we wouldn't have too much of an effect on the world), or Norway (Cos why not? They probably wouldn't do anything). However, the UN would require evidence for their involvement, which would require either bribing the terrorist to say whoever we're blaming it on ordered it, or planting the evidence using our only spy which would be incredibly risky as spies are 10,000 for a rookie, 30,000 for a novice, 50,000 for a professional, and 80,000 for an expert. However, I have a devious scheme.

We should hire the terrorist and unleash the pesticide on one of the three countries as a message: do not screw with Tejekov or we will screw you back. However, this would be incredibly risky and would make the majority of the world hate us even more then the Soviet Union ever could manage in it's darkest days, so we might get invaded if some nation is feeling particularly heroic. If you want to come up with any plans of action yourself that you think would be superior to these previous plans, feel free to.

Spoiler: Current Status (click to show/hide)

February 1992, Week 1
Gardai: LOYAL
Orasularma: LOYAL
Dymchasty: LOYAL
Kanski: SUSPICIOUS
15,000 Rubles
Strike Squads
MST-1 "First Guard" (Novice)
MST-2 "Amber Team" (Rookie)
Spies
One Spy (Novice)
Interrogation Techniques
Offensive
Brutal Beatings (Causes minor health loss and minor will loss)
Car Battery (Does varying amounts of health damage (Ranging from minor health to almost bringing them to death's door) but always does middling will damage)