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[IamanElfCollaborator]

CONSUME THEM
BECOME ONE WITH THE FLESH
DENY NOT YOURSELF RELEASE

[Xantalos]

As she is sleeping with you you figure it would be best to do that to some other dame. Maybe an elf. They like that kind of thing.

PERFECT TIME TO STRIKE WHEN PREY IS UNWARY
INSERT CANINES INTO JUGULAR

[Empiricist]

Channel the power of Jesus (specifically, this one) and perform a closed-room murder.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Her delicate veins, her smooth, cream skin....it looks enticing.
Eat. Eat. EAT. EAT.
EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT

[kj1225]

My my, dirty aren't we.

You devour the woman as she sleep letting her watch in horror as you eat her starting with the least important bits blood running down your body, soaking into your flesh and clothes. You laugh as she screams. Finally you remove her voice box and pluck out her eyes healing her just enough to spend the next several hours lying in agony.

[Empiricist]

Sacrifice her to Xantalos.

[Xantalos]

Channel the power of Jesus (specifically, this one) and perform a closed-room murder.

I'm sigging the fuck out of that.

My my, dirty aren't we.

You devour the woman as she sleep letting her watch in horror as you eat her starting with the least important bits blood running down your body, soaking into your flesh and clothes. You laugh as she screams. Finally you remove her voice box and pluck out her eyes healing her just enough to spend the next several hours lying in agony.

Sacrifice her to Xantalos.

NOM NOM NOM

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Sacrifice her to Empiricist.

[Empiricist]

...Is it just me, or did this suddenly get less interesting when the fleshpuppets follow our orders without question?

[kj1225]

Being an atheist you scoff at the idea of sacrificing her to some made up god. Instead you nail her to a cross and leave her outside a church as protest against organised religion.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

SACRIFICE HER TO THE GODS
IT IS YOUR DUTY TO THE FLESH

[Xantalos]

...Is it just me, or did this suddenly get less interesting when the fleshpuppets follow our orders without question?

Being an atheist you scoff at the idea of sacrificing her to some made up god. Instead you nail her to a cross and leave her outside a church as protest against organised religion.

Oh hey look.

GO INSIDE CHURCH
EAT ALL THE CONFESSION WAFERS

[kj1225]

SACRIFICE HER TO THE GODS
IT IS YOUR DUTY TO THE FLESH

There are no gods. You ignorant git.

...Is it just me, or did this suddenly get less interesting when the fleshpuppets follow our orders without question?

Being an atheist you scoff at the idea of sacrificing her to some made up god. Instead you nail her to a cross and leave her outside a church as protest against organised religion.

Oh hey look.

GO INSIDE CHURCH
EAT ALL THE CONFESSION WAFERS

You pull out a mirror and give yourself a horrified expression simply for coming up with an idea so horrible... and yet they call....

You resist the temptation and run into the wilds.

[Xantalos]

RECRUIT BADGER ARMY

[Empiricist]

RECRUIT BADGER ARMY

+1 Dress them in gimp suits and top hats.