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[IamanElfCollaborator]

And Lo! Lucario gets a bar of chocolate hurled at his face.

[SOLDIER First]

Lucario is promptly hit in the face by the chocolate.

[Vgray]

"Money makes the world go round."

[Elephant Parade]

GM OF YOU AT DERAIL APPEARS. POSTS PIECE PAPER ON WALL SAYING HE WATCHING.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

The paper is immediately burnt, eaten, the wolf that ate it killed and burnt, before the ashes are thrown into acid which is fed into a volcano.

[Elephant Parade]

GM DIVE INTO VOLCANO IN DESPERATE ATTEMPT TO SAVE PAPER REMAINS.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

And he dies. What, diving into volcanoes is a survivable thing?

Meanwhile, elsewhere in the world, plot.

[Elephant Parade]

IN DYING MOMENT, GM CONJURE PLAYER CHARACTER FROM ROLL TO DWARF.

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The Wizard of Fortifications appears and begins constructing a small fortress.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

....which he seems to be constructing on the slopes to the volcano patronised by the Fiery Serpent himself.

Much to the amusement of Corvus.

[SOLDIER First]

<Why did you throw that at my face?>

[Vgray]

Tasrak wonders if Corvus ever got his message.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

What message? The fourth wall is not completely transparent, even to a god of knowledge.
<For the lulz.>

[Vgray]

It was something about a possessed squirrel that is irrelevant now actually.


The Azerothians, two Gnomes, one Forsaken, and a Goblin, are all huddled around a campfire eating roast squirrel.

[SOLDIER First]

<L-lulz? What are those?>

[EXAMINATION INTENSIFIES]

[Vgray]

Kirby inhales a squirrel and becomes Animal Kirby. He proceeds to dig himself a burrow.