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[IamanElfCollaborator]

Try the hug! Or kissing her! It might work! It did last time.
Chansey appears to be squeeing.
"I cannot reciprocate because I cannot fathom these feelings."

[Harbingerjm]

Richard mentally slaps the Beast.
<WE NEED THE RATINGS DAMMIT>
He somehow fixes the wall.

((...Half the room is currently under Packbit's foot. Good luck moving that.))

Spoiler: Voice of the Beast (click to show/hide)

"No seriously, get farming or something! Packbit is hungry and I need FLESH and/or other biomatter to work with. Also your drama is tired and repetitive!"

[IamanElfCollaborator]

<WELL THEN GO GET SOME FROM CORVUS, I DUNNO. IM TRYING TO FUCKING END THIS.

WHO DO YOU THINK SENT THE CHANSEY.>

[Projeck37]

Isaac hugs and kisses her passionately at the same time.
((Gotta go. Class is starting.))

[IamanElfCollaborator]

((Screw it.))
Medea looks stunned.
"........"

Chansey's face is ^.^.
So totally worked.

Now I can get back to the other stuff.


Nate is standing in the middle of the city, confused.
"....why am I here again?"

[Empiricist]

Richard mentally slaps the Beast.
<WE NEED THE RATINGS DAMMIT>
He somehow fixes the wall.

((...Half the room is currently under Packbit's foot. Good luck moving that.))

Spoiler: Voice of the Beast (click to show/hide)

"No seriously, get farming or something! Packbit is hungry and I need FLESH and/or other biomatter to work with. Also your drama is tired and repetitive!"

"I'll summon some... Chall-thel Chall-thel Chall-thel Karenthar"
[4+4] A massive mound of flesh appears in front of Silica.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

<THANK YOU.

I NEED TO FIX THIS SHIP. KEEPS MONEY ON THE TABLE. AND I ENJOY SHIPPING.>

[Harbingerjm]

<WELL THEN GO GET SOME FROM CORVUS, I DUNNO. IM TRYING TO FUCKING END THIS.

WHO DO YOU THINK SENT THE CHANSEY.>

Spoiler: Voice of the Beast (click to show/hide)

"Who's Corvus and what's a Chansey? Is it what keeps saying ^{Chansey chansey chanchan chansey} over and over again? If so, send it outside, I have a Harvester Bird with its name on it!"

[IamanElfCollaborator]

<NO.

THAT'S THE LITTLE RAT NEXT TO ME.>

Richard throws Packbit the conveniently placed rat.

Nate is just walking around with his Salamander.

[Harbingerjm]

((Seriously, the room basically has four walls, just that one of them is the side of one of Packbit's feet. Throwing a rat at it will do exactly nil. Packbit wouldn't even feel it.))

Spoiler: Voice of the Beast (click to show/hide)

"Alright, then send whoever is saying it out, I've got a Harvester Bird for them with someone else's name on it!"

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Richard just lets the rat out of the hotel.
"Here."

[Harbingerjm]

There's a THUMP, a brief, muffled, terrified squeak, then a few minutes of silence.

Spoiler: Voice of the Beast (click to show/hide)

"...
TRY NOT TO FOOL THE GREAT AND POWERFUL ALEX! SEND FORTH THE REAL SPEAKER POST-HASTE, OR BE MADE POST IN HASTE!"

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"...Fuck."
Richard decides to make a phone call.
Yeah. I need this favour in. Now.

Yes. A giant monster is trying to kill a friend of mine. No. I am not shitting you.

Yeah? Send him in. He's fine with it? Good.

Shortly after....

Packbit sees a giant...winged shape approach him.
"What be this?"
((Kaiju battle?))

[Harbingerjm]

Packbit sees a giant...winged shape approach him.
"What be this?"
((Kaiju battle?))

Spoiler: Voice of the Beast (click to show/hide)

"Away, yon flappy thing, lest ye tempt the Harvesters of Flesh!"

[IamanElfCollaborator]

The winged thing laughs.
"I SCORN them. What in the name of the dragons are you, precisely?"