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[Twi]

(100...seriously random.org?)

Thorndancer steps aside of the thrust and swings to the side, her rather larger sword easily brushing Antoinette's rapier out of the way barring a sufficiently high roll, and Antoinette feels the sword's teeth bite ever so gently into her flesh, just enough to avoid breaking skin.

"Ssso."
Clarrrrketech Camille Leblanc, Miranda Leblanc/Detective Camille, The Anarchist, LaF! Maria, Phyliss, Marie, Mary, Stefan, Thera Aesop Cross [Thera], Yuki, Stella Watters, The Fortified Orichalcum Sonata of Ages (Ori), Sapphira Wittgenstein,Issssabella Cattleya Flora,Natasha O'Connor,    Aqua, 'Nanoha', Summoned Meido, ICOOC! Hannah Bismuth (size may vary), Lady Thorndancer the Floran

[IamanElfCollaborator]

(100...THANK GOD)
Antoinette dodges THAT, and, feeling a burst of energy, she jumps forwards, thrusts, and puts the tip of her rapier to Thorndancer's chest.
"Touché."

[Twi]

(Assumign the 100s balance each other out.)

Well, they both have pointy bits to each other's bodies.

"...I ssssupposssse this is a draw.
What a shame."
Clarrrrketech Camille Leblanc, Miranda Leblanc/Detective Camille, The Anarchist, LaF! Maria, Phyliss, Marie, Mary, Stefan, Thera Aesop Cross [Thera], Yuki, Stella Watters, The Fortified Orichalcum Sonata of Ages (Ori), Sapphira Wittgenstein,Issssabella Cattleya Flora,Natasha O'Connor,    Aqua, 'Nanoha', Summoned Meido, ICOOC! Hannah Bismuth (size may vary), Lady Thorndancer the Floran

[Xantalos]

Trickster silently teleports a grenade onto the floor between them.

[Twi]

Thera happily teleports it inside Trickster's body.

[Xantalos]

Which happens to extend for that specific moment to the spot where it was in the first place.

[Twi]

Eh. The grenade gets teleported to all manner of silly places before finally exploding a few hundred thousand feet above the ground. Quite exciting.

[Xantalos]

Indeed.
And then it turns out there was a copy of it right next to it.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Said grenade is then obliterated.
"Quit that. Shrapnel's hard to get out of my armor."

[Xantalos]

And who are you to obliterate innocent grenades?

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"The fucking killjoy supreme, protector of innocent crappy armor."

[Xantalos]

I doubt it, as you don't seem to be fucking said killjoy supreme.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"Pretty hard to be fucking anything when you don't have genitals. Or won't have them from exploded ordnance."

[Xantalos]

*poof*
There you are. 6 sets, all different genders, free of charge.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"I don't have a physical body! How the fuck am I supposed to use THESE? Hang the fuck on, I've got to go remove fleshy, bleeding orifices from my armor."