"OH, THAT IS IT! YOU TRY TO HELP SOMEONE, OUT OF THE GOODNESS OF YOUR HEART AND BARELY ANY SELF-INTEREST AT ALL, AND LOOK WHERE IT GETS YOU! DAMAGES TO YOUR BELOVED PET, THREATS AGAINST YOUR VALUABLE FEEDER SYSTEM, NO GRATITUDE AT ALL! YOU'LL PAY FOR THOSE DAMAGES IF I HAVE TO USE YOUR CORPSES TO DO IT, YOU FILTHY FLESH-WASTERS! NASHARIKAN!"
The flights of Harvester Birds turn as one and speed towards the fleeing craft, and vast biological siege-engines studding the tortoise's colossal frame turn and target it, firing shards of bone and stone, winged creatures with fangs and claws dripping acidic venom, streamlined creatures that guide themselves towards the craft and attach themselves on impact to bore into it with drill-like mouths of metal-encrusted chitin, and worse besides.
Goldie swears.
"He really shouldn't have said that."
"I-I cannot feel t-that then."
"Oh, just bloody kiss already so me and Albrecht can STEER THE DAMN MECH."
"Someone kicked me under a seat, leaving me functionally blind, and I can see it!""I understand. But you must also understand that I love both of you. And I cannot stand to break both of your hearts."
"Then have both of them! It's not rocket science..."(Hydra logic.)
"Once we're on the ground, wanna grab some tea or something else relaxing..?"
"I'd actually advise a double-check to see if that thing's dead, locating some kind of civilization, not abandoning me again, but after that knock yourselves out."
"Screw it. I'll be right back."
Richard vanishes!
"...Was that the guy flying this deathtrap?"
This person claims to be a god but merely has immense fleshcrafting power. Well. I am tempted to intercede upon this....planeswalker, seeing as the events of the LAST true mortal to rise to godhood did not end well. But, I will wait and see what happens.
If any innocents are harmed, however, then I am bound to interfere."
"Innocents weren't harmed?""Should we help him? The big guy?""Um, I dunno..."
"He sounds kinda like Alex.""Alex, Alex, Alex..."
"The guy who gave me a tail.""Oh! Him. That would explain a lot."
"Indeed. Shall we--""No. Neither of you is going to investigate. Understand? I might only have given birth to one of you, but I am keeping both of you safe.""We're not going alone."
"Oh?""Nuriel's coming--"
"I am? I mean, I am. Sounds like fun. We can't die here, can we?""--and I was going to ask the Gretchens, and um..."
"We should ask that fairy. She looks bored. And that one pilot guy with half a right arm looks like he'd be useful. And that doctor guy.""And me.""...Alright. IF they agree, I'll allow it."When asked, all of them agree. As does Wyrm Food, who promptly gets denied by Angel's mother. This band (Angels, Nuriel, Gretchens, Daenashura, Pilate, and Dr. Drake) begins marching across the place to where Alex is. Then R-Angel realizes that they can just make stuff exist, so they pile into a pair of sedans driven by Drake and Nuriel.
Two teenaged superheroes show up, a bit annoyed that they missed the giant monster.
"Hey! Hey! HEEEY! Why do people keep forgetting me?"Characters:
Amare, Angel,
Angel,
Angel's mother,
Anselm,
Blake,
Daenashura,
Draco,
Dr. Drake,
Drakruldus,
Goldie,
Grate,
Gretchen,
Gretchen Krom the Wise,
LegoLad,
Neyravah,
Nimue,
Nuriel,
?,
Phiali,
Pilate,
Tantiy,
Trumper,
Witness,
Wyrm Food