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[Empiricist]

Well, no one's struck any of them with magic yet, so that's a grand total of 0.

[Vgray]

Cannons roar as the airships fire on each other.

"How charming..."

[Empiricist]

"Yeah, that's why no one ever prays to him. Or Merrinae much until relatively recently, because until then, she solved every prayer's problem via euthanasia...

The fuck's happening above us?"

[Vgray]

"Those look like...The Skybreaker and Orgrim's Hammer. They were first used in Northrend. And at least one of them is supposed to be a smoking pile of scrap."

[Empiricist]

"Know much about either of them?"

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"And I'm supposed to be nothing but floating essence in a void."
SURPRISE!

A slowly increasing orb of nothingness forms near Florencio.

[Empiricist]

((Can he hear or feel it?))

[Vgray]

"They were used as bases of operation in Icecrown. Tasrak would know more about them, considering he's actually been on The Skybreaker.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

He can't hear or feel the orb, no.

He does hear its foulmouthed progenitor.
"Argh, where the fuck did I end up this time?"

[Empiricist]

"A realm of the displaced. Who would you be?"

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"Abraxas, progenitor of wisdom, misanthropic motherfucker supreme, and grand screwup of Greece. You?"

[Empiricist]

"Florencio Jean Walter, alchemist, travelling merchant, blind man, not too sure what the fuck Greece is."

[Vgray]

Krevis's zeppelin appears and floats over where Florencio and Twillier are. He climbs down the ladder.

Great galloping hippogriffs! Those things came out of nowhere..."

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"Guessing that this is ANOTHER alternate universe? Well, fuck me."
Abraxas flaps his wings irritably, before stepping out of the rapidly shrinking orb.

[Empiricist]

"That's how it works here. You just have to deal wit it I suppose. Why are they trying to murder each other's asses?"
"Ostensibly, yes."