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[Empiricist]

"Indeed, could it be mere coincidence or the vague symptoms of an underlying reason I wonder..."
"I presume the dosage was far too low since you never mentioned cancer?"

[HissinhWalnuts]

Correctomondo, what are you? Master of information?
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(Mark? appears to be in a still dazed state.)

[Empiricist]

"Mark, are you okay?"

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"Corvus, God of Knowledge."

[Empiricist]

Florencio instinctively recoils away from Corvus.

[HissinhWalnuts]

Yeah, besides my utter lack of notability, yeah. Seriously don't you have anything to do, board games?

[Empiricist]

"Normally, at around this time of the day, I'd be experimenting with magic and making weapons. But I don't need to right now."

[Vgray]

"That's what I'd suspect yes. It's quite sad really. High Tinker Gelbin Mekkatorque, who was elected by way, was great friends with the traitor Thermaplug. But the later was jealous enough to well...irradiate his own people."

A leper Gnome falls out of the sky and takes a wipe at Florencio.

[Empiricist]

"Gah! Bugger off!"

[Vgray]

Tasrak plunges his sword into the leper's back.

"See what I mean? Vicious..."

[HissinhWalnuts]

For the time I'm trapped here I should do something, ultra guantlets like the early days perhaps,

[Empiricist]

"Yeah, I hope no more of them pop up. It's hard keeping that asshole at gunpoint when those pricks try to murder me."

[Vgray]

Tasrak flicks his wrist and the leper stands up again.

Twillier sighs.

"I've long since given up on telling him to stop doing that. My turn to tell stories. Tasrak once irradiated half of the Great Forge in Ironforge when an experiment went awry. He devoted the rest of his unlife to studying radiation when he was freed, and sometimes he goes overboard."

[Empiricist]

"Can't you just use lead lining and water to contain the radiation?"

[Vgray]

"I don't think I've ever heard of that material before. And you're exaggerating Twill. Only the area around the High Seat got irradiated. Plus, it made Moira mad. That's always a plus."

"Yes, we all know how much you hate the crown princess of Ironforge. You're just lucky she's not queen and that Ironforge is currently ruled by a council. And that most of the council appreciates your hatred of her."

"If she ever does become queen, I'll pack my bags."