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[SOLDIER First]

<Both of you be quiet before I crush your insides like so many berries.>

[Vgray]

King Dedede just grumbles.

Kirby is distracted by the mention of berries.

[SOLDIER First]

Aforementioned berry bush glows a noticable blue.

[Vgray]

Kirby inhales it twigs and leaves and all.

[Projeck37]

Sergeant Goomba just shrugs.

[SOLDIER First]

<How can you eat so much!?>

[Vgray]

King Dedede stands up and brushes himself off.

"I don't suppose anyone knows the way back to my castle?"

Dedede looks at Lucario.

"That's pretty much all he does. That and be loved by everyone."

Dedede says the last part somewhat bitterly.

[SOLDIER First]

<...>
Lucario gives Dedede a hug without stabbing him somehow.
<This never happened, all right?>
"Sergeant, what's going on?"

[Vgray]

Dedede is bemused.

"Wait...what's that voice?"

[SOLDIER First]

<Me.
The thing that just hugged you.>
Lucario waves for emphasis.

[Vgray]

"Not you. Whatever you are. I heard another voice."

[SOLDIER First]

A Koopa is suddenly visible!
"S-sorry for startling you.."

[Projeck37]

"I have absolutely no idea, Corporal Koopa! But dammit I swear we'll find out sooner or later!"

[Vgray]

A castle suddenly appears in the distance.

"My castle! My wonderful castle!"

Dedede hugs the Koopa.

[SOLDIER First]

"Waah!"