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Voting closed: August 22, 2013, 10:15:59 am

[Bokaza]

Holy Moley! Is that the thrall's shield? Good God! It's done more damage than Highmax!

Sorry. Misclicked. This is the full post. I'll finish the game tonight and upload it.

Yeah, interestingly enough it didn't get a name.

[Bokaza]

If you thought the situation at Fliermanor couldn't get any worse, you were wrong. Right after I solved the domestic violence problem, a forgotten beast with deadly dust appeared in the third, exposed level of the caverns. Since I didn't have any solders ready, I quickly drafted random dwarfs into the guard and ordered them downstairs. Before they managed to get their screwy asses to the caverns, the clown took a number of retarded dwarfs and almost all of our livestock with it.

Winter crops, only a fraction of it is actually stored:

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more incoming, build coffins

Ok. Since 3rd Bokaza is dead, no more boring journals. I'm going to give a short summery in form of a list:

• Goblin siege, human caravan avoided us.
• Broke the siege, 3 casualties.
• Strange mood; a cap, a shitty cap.
• Got promoted into a county after the liason had spent almost a year chasing our beloved baron across the fortress.
• "The Incident". Dwarf caravan smashed/drown off, population halved, Count dead.
• Culprits trapped. The caravan rapist (Depot Demon) is trapped in the depot (no trade for now) and Blademan10000 is trapped in the lower residential level, with a corpse of a dog, whose sacrifice will be remembered.
• Melancholic dwarfs everywhere, no tantrums for now.
• Migrant wave; around 8, 2 of them call themselves"traders"
• Forgotten beast. Around 6 dead(who cares at this point?).
• Goblin pedos, 3 trapped, one dead.
• Ambush. Fort closed, 2 Dwarf "traders" got screwed.

Random crap:

• All 3 Bokazas are buried next to each other, first wing, left side
• We had a Mace Lord for around 30 minutes.
• A swords dwarf died of thirst in one of our cages.
• Count's tomb was finished right before he was murdered. His wife is buried next to him.
• A memorial hall was built for all the named characters and ghosts on the (now useless) office and palace level.
• New sickness incoming.
• The thralls are either immune to traps or know their locations. You may need to use new traps to solve the problem.
• The stockpile is overflowing with trapped gobbos.

Also, please use the lazy newb pack to change the tile set on saves, the tileset is getting slightly bugged. Good luck.


http://www.mediafire.com/download/fttqo7any29a889/Fliermanor.rar[/list]

[danmanthedog]

holy shit stain batman! So is the caves still sealed because i think we should make a drop pit to throw gobbos in to it so they can deal with the FBs. Am i still alive or did i die to the horrors of fliermanor? Next Promble is the thralls, I think we should use them to train up crossbow training or use them for science of dwarfy proportains.

[Sheaim]

Riiight. I'm onto it. I hope I don't kill the fortress this time...
Wish me luck.

[Bokaza]

Riiight. I'm onto it. I hope I don't kill the fortress this time...
Wish me luck.

Good luck, mate. You'll need it.

holy shit stain batman! So is the caves still sealed because i think we should make a drop pit to throw gobbos in to it so they can deal with the FBs.

Yeah, it's sealed. The lowest one isn't. We need it for wood and pasture. Only access to the FB infested one is the well shaft and gobos would drown. I say throw the one in the Depot down, he won't drown because he's undead, I think. Blademan10000 deserves much worse.Also, please update the turn rotation by PMing everyone involved.

[danmanthedog]

Riiight. I'm onto it. I hope I don't kill the fortress this time...
Wish me luck.

Good luck, mate. You'll need it.

holy shit stain batman! So is the caves still sealed because i think we should make a drop pit to throw gobbos in to it so they can deal with the FBs.

Yeah, it's sealed. The lowest one isn't. We need it for wood and pasture. Only access to the FB infested one is the well shaft and gobos would drown. I say throw the one in the Depot down, he won't drown because he's undead, I think. Blademan10000 deserves much worse.Also, please update the turn rotation by PMing everyone involved.

Yeah i need to change the turn order so i have to pm do lots of math and shit so wish me luck.

[Sheaim]

Seriously now, what the fuck happened?

Seven forgotten beasts, two fiendish murk thrall soldiers, at seven goblins, twenty-one caged goblins and... oh yes, three ghosts.

Bokaza, what the hell?

EDIT: Oh, did I mention that out of 29 dwarves 11 are in hospital (rotting alive) and five are children? That means we have thirteen dwarves doing anything here. It. Doesn't. Look. Good.

[danmanthedog]

Seriously now, what the fuck happened?

Seven forgotten beasts, two fiendish murk thrall soldiers, at seven goblins, twenty-one caged goblins and... oh yes, three ghosts.

Bokaza, what the hell?

EDIT: Oh, did I mention that out of 29 dwarves 11 are in hospital (rotting alive) and five are children? That means we have thirteen dwarves doing anything here. It. Doesn't. Look. Good.

Lier Fliermanor Shall Survive!!!!

[Sheaim]

We have 20 dwarves now. Those fuckers just dissolve... I dunno what hit them,  but it made them rot. EVERYTHING is rotten there, including their CLOTHES. Imagine that: ten dwarves laying in beds in a hospital, slowly rotting alive, other dwarves too disgusted to even feed them or give them water and their screams echoeing throught the caverns, seconded by growls by FBs, caged goblins and two thralls locked in their rooms...

[Bokaza]

Seriously now, what the fuck happened?

Seven forgotten beasts, two fiendish murk thrall soldiers, at seven goblins, twenty-one caged goblins and... oh yes, three ghosts.

Bokaza, what the hell?

EDIT: Oh, did I mention that out of 29 dwarves 11 are in hospital (rotting alive) and five are children? That means we have thirteen dwarves doing anything here. It. Doesn't. Look. Good.

It was the forgotten beast I mentioned earlier. It was too soon to tell what *deadly dust* meant. My advice. Get everyone to wash, lock the sick in the hospital and hope for the best. At the very least our booze problems are gone.

[TD1]

We have 20 dwarves now. Those fuckers just dissolve... I dunno what hit them,  but it made them rot. EVERYTHING is rotten there, including their CLOTHES. Imagine that: ten dwarves laying in beds in a hospital, slowly rotting alive, other dwarves too disgusted to even feed them or give them water and their screams echoeing throught the caverns, seconded by growls by FBs, caged goblins and two thralls locked in their rooms...

Let's see Bilbo Baggins sneak into this fort with his bare feet!

[danmanthedog]

Hmm Melting dwarfs... Can we use the melt pile as butter?

[TD1]

Hmm Melting dwarfs... Can we use the melt pile as butter?

...I really, really, don't want to see the sandwiches you make.

[Sheaim]

Actually we have a single glob of Dwarf Tallow.

My God.

[TD1]

Actually we have a single glob of Dwarf Tallow.

My God.

Urist eats *Dwarf Tallow Biscuit*

Urist realises he ate his brother.

Urist cancels eat: Gone insane from melancholy.