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[GreatWyrmGold]

Kyle casts the one herd hitting attack again as he runs off.

One: The herd-hitting attack.
[23+15--50v10+5]
Yeah, that fails. Too little (vague) power over too many people.
Running time!
[28+11-20v12+5]
You just manage to get free of the people, when the demons fly/leap at you to intercept.
[45+15v16+11-5]
Two pin him instantly, the other four attack.
[29+15v20+11-7-20][5+15v39+11-9-20]
Amazingly, only two hit. The leapers evidently have trouble with this whole "maneuvering without feet on ground" thing.
[12+15+10v9+19]
Kyle HP: 165
Oh, and the soldiers are re-organizing.

(())

Meme slowly gets more and more annoyed at the trout being unable to be eaten. She tries to pick it up and put it in the oven after about 6 attempts so she can cook it... or something.

No she doesn't. Will took him away from her.

Meme is really frustrated with this fish! She tries to use her claws and cut it up to eat!

If she even tries this, she is in so, so much trouble.

"What's it look like you inferior demon? I wish to change sides and I brough prisoners. Take me to Seham now." Sen looks angry, "Or should I devour you and have a different demon take me?" To further stress the 'take me to your leader' demand, Sen shapeshifts into a large, genderless demon/dragon

((Not large. I've said it once, I've said it several dozen times: Innate demonic shapeshifting conserves mass.))
"Alright. Interesting. Can you unfreeze the other demons?"

[SOLDIER First]

((Meme repeatedly eating Bartimaeus raises some unfortunate implications.))

[RangerCado]

((Meme has no idea who it is, she just thinks its a really annoying fish.))

"Dat bad fishy!" Meme looks mad!

[SOLDIER First]

((Not what I meant, but don't pay me any mind; too much internet experience.))

[PrivateNomad]

The fish teleports out of Will's hand. A small top hat materializes on its head and a cane appears in its fin. The fish starts to dance, a truly humorous act considering it's a fish.

[Sanure]

((Check my last post again. Had a gateway error while I was typing and it apparently posted it :/ (If that isn't allowed then imagine a smaller version of the image.)))

"I refuse to free them. As soon as they saw me arrive they quickly tried to become allies with my prisoners here. So I froze them as well. I figured Seham would enjoy killing them." Sen shapeshifts back into her human looking form.

[Projeck37]

((Reminds me of that one goldfish from TA ))

[RangerCado]

((Who was a big perv))

Meme gets super mad and goes to claw at her cat post.

[Twi]

Marie offers Meme some Swedish Fish (tm of not me) candy. Seriously, why hasn't Meme gotten into those? It's fish candy!

[Projeck37]

((Not really. I don't believe immortal fish care all that much about human bodies.))

[RangerCado]

Meme sighs and accepts the candy, trying to calm down.

[PrivateNomad]

Bartimaeus shapeshifts into an exact copy of Meme and starts to walk around.
Alucard appears to be poking a grey blob on his desk.
HILDA is practicing her combat moves. Her hair drills stab around, her foot turns into a giant blade, her shoulder turns into a laser pistol, her arm turns into a giant axe which she throws at the training dummy.

[Twi]

"Why so angry, meme? you can eat the fish forever! I don't see what's wrong with that."

[SOLDIER First]

"Holy fucking shit, dude, can you not do that?!"

[RangerCado]

"Eyes was hungwy..."