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[SOLDIER First]

"You mean pretty and free.
..thanks."

She departs to break her foot off in Kayla's ass.

[Empiricist]

"No I mean there is no physical way for me to die. I regenerate both too fast, and am literally unable to be killed fully."

"You don't get it. My knives. They're... weird. Old. Older than old. If I hit something with a fatal blow with them, it dies. Human, elf, god, doesn't matter what."

<Isn't that what a fatal blow is by definition?>

[RangerCado]

"No I mean there is no physical way for me to die. I regenerate both too fast, and am literally unable to be killed fully."

"You don't get it. My knives. They're... weird. Old. Older than old. If I hit something with a fatal blow with them, it dies. Human, elf, god, doesn't matter what."

<Isn't that what a fatal blow is by definition?>

<Thats why this is confusing. Fatal implies the killing blow. How is she gonna kill something that can't be killed?> To show this, Luna puts a towel under herself, and then stabs herself in the heart. Her left chest heart to be precise.

"HOLY **** DOES THAT EVER HURT!!!" Luna pulls the knife out in shock.

"<Not the pain... I like at all.>" Luna looks pretty in pain after that, but the wound is rapidly closing itself.

[Empiricist]

<...and that ladies and gentleman, is why stabbing yourself in the heart is ill-advised. Even if it is for 'recreational' purposes.>

[RangerCado]

<Very funny... oooooowwwwwww... I guess thats my limit on pain...>

[Empiricist]

Cyrielle siphons away a tolerable portion of Luna's pain, irritation is evidently being emitted by her channel. Nevertheless she doesn't comment on the matter at all, seeing as her former ability did occasionally cause heart attacks so she was somewhat accustomed to it.
<Anyway of greater interest is the term "fatal blow". Any implement kills anything if you make a fatal blow using the former as, by definition, it is the hit that kills the relevant entity. Perhaps she meant to say "mortally wound"? In which case no form of deus ex machina can save one effectively killed by it?>

[RangerCado]

<Well, I'll die eventually from age obviously, so yes getting stabbed will indirectly lead me to death. But old age is really the only big thing I have to worry about.>

[Empiricist]

<Hmm... the nature of the wound likely matters... so, what if there was a mechanism to limit the wound's severity?>

[RangerCado]

<That would work out fantastically. Especially if shes going to go for the heart... Geez that hurt, don't ever let me do that again.>

[Empiricist]

<I doubt you would do that again. Well, it's a question of who you would trust to create the limiter. Needless to say, Jacqueline is out of the question seeing as she may be under the influence and I have no means to create one either.>

[RangerCado]

<...I'm going to have to ask little sis aren't I? Geez, she'll faint at the sight of me.>

[wolfchild]

"Okay! ...What yous guess?"

"A bit...uncertain, still, and not one outside of dragonkind would understand."

"So, tell me then?"

[Empiricist]

<You don't have to. She'll choose whether or not to volunteer. After all, this is a public bracelet conversation, she can hear us both...>

[RangerCado]

Selina is actually just finishing a quick shower and currently doesn't have her bracelet on or the conversations being heard... and she usually blocks most public chatting that goes to her unless criteria is met.

[Empiricist]

<Wait, seems like her unit is offline. You'll probably have to ask, unless you'd rather I ask?>