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[Atnegam]

Despite their hopes for yaoi, the group that left the movie would only see that contrary to what Ester predicted, Mallory was cuddling with Lyle.

[SOLDIER First]

"What is a handjob?"

((They're all watching yaoi.))

[Atnegam]

((gawdamnit me and my misunderstanding of simple text xD))

Nevermind, they were just cuddling. After awhile Mallory felt much better and separated himself from Lyle, "Hm... I should probably get back to the group..." He then would meander around looking for people where he would stumble upon the others watching yaoi. He stepped in for a bit and looked at the screen with a confused look, ".....Should I even ask why?"

[mcclay]

"What is a handjob?"

((They're all watching yaoi.))

Bethany just looks at her.
"I'm not like, explaining that."

[SOLDIER First]

<sub>"Then don't talk about it if you don't want to explain it..

oh, hello, Mallory."</sub>

[Atnegam]

Mallory gave a short wave to N'Thara as he watched the yaoi from the doorway. Eventually he sighed and despite having just rested for a bit, he had the same tired scowl on his face, "Alright fine I'll ask. Why are you guys watching gay-porn?"

[SOLDIER First]

"I was bored and ICARUS and HILDA were bothering me."

[Akroma]

"The plot is very complex. If this pizza delivery guy truely loves this crosdresser, why does he keep slapping his rear? Maybe he did something wrong..."

[Atnegam]

"... Should the robot that kills things and has emotions be watching this stuff really? I feel like she shouldn't be watching it maybe... I'd ask Kyle but... Eh fuck it, let's just call it learning and let her go ahead." He continued to watch from the door with the same scowl on his face.

[Akroma]

"...maybe the family the pizza delivery guy came from was full of domestic violence, and the delivery guy is now caught in a viscious cycle? In that case, the role of the crossdresser is rather tragic, as he is likely too much in love with the delivery guy to stand up to the abuse and leave him. He continues telling himself that one day the delivery guy will change...this is depressing."

[SOLDIER First]

"Do you, by any chance, know what a handjob is? Bethany won't tell me."

[Atnegam]

"Icarus try this. Stop trying to logic this all out and look at it as two guys that just want to fuck. Suddenly things stop being depressing and you'll feel an emotion called 'arousal'. That is, if you're into this kind of stuff. Otherwise it'll just sorta be something you watch."

Mal turned to N'Thara, "Imagine a guy masturbating. Now imagine that guy doing that to a different guy. There ya go."

[Projeck37]

[To: Ester] <Nothing much.>

[Akroma]

"Manual stimulation of the male reproductive organs via your hands, either as part of the foreplay or until ejaculation, in the later case wasting the sperm, possibly as a measure to counteract overpopulation. For an example, switch to 3:40 on the timer of this movie."

[PrivateNomad]

 "That pizza looks disgusting."