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[Akroma]

"Do you mean to say the toy induces fear?"


ICARUS eyes glow red, then she blasts the abomiteddy with her particle cannon, leaving only dust, before her eyes turn purple again.


"Fear is a class-7 threat. Threat has been eliminated. Unit Meme, you are save now."

[GreatWyrmGold]

ICARUS begins dissecting a half-burned couch for massiveness, two torn apart furcoats for fluffyness and the stuffing of a matress to make a teddy bear to Memes specifications. It looks even more freakish than before, as it's almost 2 meters tall, incredibly bulky and is covered in the stitched-together fur of many dozen rabbits.

Will does not want to know where ICARUS got the rabbit fur.
His power does not comply.

"Aesthetics are at the bottom of the priority bracket, function, durability and cost-efficency dominate. The unit Meme is irrational. Perhaps PTSD?"

"Let's try this."
"Object requested category: Leisure/recreation. Leisure/recreation have aesthetics as a portion of Priority: Function."
"Oof, that wasn't good for the larynx."

"Do you mean to say the toy induces fear?"

ICARUS eyes glow red, then she blasts the abomiteddy with her particle cannon, leaving only dust, before her eyes turn purple again.

"Fear is a class-7 threat. Threat has been eliminated. Unit Meme, you are save now."

Will facepalms.

[kj1225]

"Observe the differences in the small one and yours. The one I gave her resembles something natural while your bear looks like an abomination. In short, they possess polar opposite psychological reeponces."
Then conny ninja.
"You aren't good at explaining things to AI."

[RangerCado]

"Do you mean to say the toy induces fear?"


ICARUS eyes glow red, then she blasts the abomiteddy with her particle cannon, leaving only dust, before her eyes turn purple again.


"Fear is a class-7 threat. Threat has been eliminated. Unit Meme, you are save now."

Meme looks even more afraid now that the robot can blast things into dust! She cowers in the hugs.

Conny facepalms.

[mcclay]

"Oh, is that like, what we're doing now?"

Ester shrugs, "That's what everyone else is doing, apparently. Not me though, I'm heading back to my parents."

"Ohhh...so I guess everyone's like, splitting up then..."

[USEC_OFFICER]

"Ohhh...so I guess everyone's like, splitting up then..."

"Not really. Just me, mostly. But I do have a bracelet, so I can come and visit whenever I want. Provided that someone can take me back, of course."

[Akroma]

"Your toy does not resemble a bear at all, it is covered in a hull of polyester. Mine is covered in natural fur, and is more anatomical correct as well."

[mcclay]

"Ohhh...so I guess everyone's like, splitting up then..."

"Not really. Just me, mostly. But I do have a bracelet, so I can come and visit whenever I want. Provided that someone can take me back, of course."

"Oh...Wait. I get to like, live in castle. Like a princess!"
[ANIME SPARKLE EYES INTENSIFY]

[RangerCado]

"Try making one that looks like the one Meme currently has, but make it fluffier and have the fur be a light or golden brown. You can make it as big as the last one, but try that first."

[USEC_OFFICER]

"Oh...Wait. I get to like, live in castle. Like a princess!"
[ANIME SPARKLE EYES INTENSIFY]

Ester smiles and giggles a bit, "Yep. And Keith will probably be there too. I'm sure you'll have lots of fun, and I'll be super jealous."

[kj1225]

"However also consider that what my bear lacks in true fur it makes up by having a continueus hull witj a small amounts of seams."

[GreatWyrmGold]

"And also not being smudged with blood and dirt."

[Akroma]

"Understood"


ICARUS has begun a mysterious construction

[mcclay]

"Oh...Wait. I get to like, live in castle. Like a princess!"
[ANIME SPARKLE EYES INTENSIFY]

Ester smiles and giggles a bit, "Yep. And Keith will probably be there too. I'm sure you'll have lots of fun, and I'll be super jealous."

"OMG OMG OMG OMG!"
Visions of princesses dance in Bethany's head.

[USEC_OFFICER]

"OMG OMG OMG OMG!"
Visions of princesses dance in Bethany's head.

Ester giggles and gives Bethany a hug, "Have fun you two. I promise to visit as much as I can."