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Author Topic: Rise of the Magic Girls v2 IC Thread: Antimagic and gods and souls oh my  (Read 3188155 times)

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Re: Rise of the Magic Girls v2 IC Thread: Dragons paid us to replace the title
« Reply #34440 on: January 27, 2014, 08:59:34 pm »

Bismuth is unfazed by the tongue. However...

"Help with what?"

"With being normal."

"Yeah! Espically ~~Keithie-Pie~~ Hes like, suuuuuuper nice and cool and sweet and stuff!"

Neferis thinks for a couple moments, "But Kyle was salty."
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« Reply #34441 on: January 27, 2014, 09:00:08 pm »

Kyle chuckles. And then he gets a look.
"Do you think she's going to be a hopeless romantic now?"

((0_0 NEFERIS!)
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« Reply #34442 on: January 27, 2014, 09:01:02 pm »

"Gah, I'm so full."
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Re: Rise of the Magic Girls v2 IC Thread: Dragons paid us to replace the title
« Reply #34443 on: January 27, 2014, 09:01:27 pm »

Bismuth is unfazed by the tongue. However...

"Help with what?"

"With being normal."

"Yeah! Espically ~~Keithie-Pie~~ Hes like, suuuuuuper nice and cool and sweet and stuff!"

Neferis thinks for a couple moments, "But Kyle was salty."
"Uhhhhhhhhhh...I didn't mean like, actual taste."
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Re: Rise of the Magic Girls v2 IC Thread: Dragons paid us to replace the title
« Reply #34444 on: January 27, 2014, 09:01:41 pm »

Bismuth tilts her head.

"Normal? I uh... Not sure you need help with that one. Look around. I don't think anyone here really gives a damn about 'normal'."
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Re: Rise of the Magic Girls v2 IC Thread: Dragons paid us to replace the title
« Reply #34445 on: January 27, 2014, 09:05:09 pm »

"Gah, I'm so full."

Ester giggles, "Me too. And you know what that means..."

"Uhhhhhhhhhh...I didn't mean like, actual taste."

Neferis looks down at her feet, "Oh." She pauses, "Then what is sweet?"

Bismuth tilts her head.

"Normal? I uh... Not sure you need help with that one. Look around. I don't think anyone here really gives a damn about 'normal'."

Neferis looks at Bismuth, "But Bethany said I should be."

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((USEC, you do realize how that can be taken, right?))

((Unless I'm missing a third option, yes. That was my intention.))
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Re: Rise of the Magic Girls v2 IC Thread: Dragons paid us to replace the title
« Reply #34446 on: January 27, 2014, 09:08:15 pm »

"...Neferis, you're honestly normal enough as you are."
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Re: Rise of the Magic Girls v2 IC Thread: Dragons paid us to replace the title
« Reply #34447 on: January 27, 2014, 09:11:55 pm »

"...Neferis, you're honestly normal enough as you are."

"Oh." She looks down and traces imaginary circles with her right foot.
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« Reply #34448 on: January 27, 2014, 09:13:20 pm »

With yet another surge of divine energy, the circles split apart into formations of dots. Phantasmal footprints of various creatures form in complex trails, moving in a patterned ritualized manner near the circles, an empty corroboree of spectral vestiges. The land beneath the waterhole symbol undergoes rapid liquefaction, the asphalt rippling like a disturbance upon an oil spill. With the innermost circle, time begins to sunder as linear time and metatemporality reconcile s an incomprehensible anomaly within space-time. A great geyser of water rises from the beneath the saturated asphalt, thankfully censoring the alien visage of the twisted and frayed reality within the rift.

Within the monolithic pillar of rising water, aquatic creatures, both freshwater and saltwater may be seen, swimming parallel to the currents of water, alongside the forms of spiders, snakes and various other creatures of land, meandering in the wake of supercavitating seashells. The colossal jet of water begins shifting, distorting. Its undulating mass gaining a distinctively reptilian appearance with each sonorous pulse. The tip of it is bisected as a gaping maw forms, a silent scream of a serpent frozen upon its new head. Twin fangs of quartz erupt from its upper jaw, rapidly cooling from the controlled hydrothermal synthesis in which they were assembled. New currents form, loading each one with a venom that acts unlike any other, as the chemical reactions that kill their victims are not from reactions with the complex formations of chemicals, but rather, from the reaction said formations automatically undergo. Namely because said compounds are better known as sharks and various venomous organisms. It is rather obvious that such a creature could have never arisen from the crucibles of evolution but rather the reliquaries of Creation, after all, it is doubtful any form of natural selection would lead to an organism that injects large carnivorous fish into its prey's bloodstream.

With a low, sonorous roar, The Rainbow Serpent breathes forth a formation of clouds in the shape of text reading "Kyle Johnson, I have sealed my blessed waters of fertility within your body which is why you tend to impregnate people. Hope you don't mind. kthxbai" It then proceeds to vanish back to its realm in a puff of divine magic and anticlimax. The land that it erupted from dries up to its regular state without any signs of the saturation it had recently experienced.

((Yeah, this wasn't so much any sort of plot as much as it was an overly convoluted way of officially explaining Kyle's fertility. Well, that and defining a major creator deity of Australia as the sort of entity that can inject great white sharks into people's veins.))
« Last Edit: January 27, 2014, 09:51:06 pm by Empiricist »
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Re: Rise of the Magic Girls v2 IC Thread: Dragons paid us to replace the title
« Reply #34449 on: January 27, 2014, 09:13:32 pm »

Keith is choking in the kitchen. He seems to have been trying not to laugh.
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« Reply #34450 on: January 27, 2014, 09:14:54 pm »

"What does that mean?"
Tobias has no clue.

Oh, and Kyle, Ashley is in her room.
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« Reply #34451 on: January 27, 2014, 09:17:11 pm »

Kyle shrugs and heads to Ashley's door before knocking on it.
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« Reply #34452 on: January 27, 2014, 09:17:50 pm »

Catherine is confused.

Lucas, and Nico, who had just decided to stop by, both have the same reaction.
"What."

The Hybrid is probably planning on using this revelation to further its ABSOLUTELY DIABOLICAL PLANS!
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« Reply #34453 on: January 27, 2014, 09:18:03 pm »

"Come in."
Ashley's making her bed and dusting her room a bit.
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Re: Rise of the Magic Girls v2 IC Thread: Dragons paid us to replace the title
« Reply #34454 on: January 27, 2014, 09:18:44 pm »

Keith is choking in the kitchen. He seems to have been trying not to laugh.

Neferis blinks slowly.

"What does that mean?"
Tobias has no clue.

Ester shrugs, "I have no idea."
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