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[Xantalos]

<They die themselves. Duh.
Oh, by the way, if the Incubator can't hear me, tell it I've started expenditures to massively increase the entropic cycle in my world for the hell of it.>

[ragnarok97071]

>Explain what happens to the Witches then. Wait, hang a minute.

Puella Magi doesn't even EXIST as a real event in this world.<

<Excuse me?>

<They die themselves. Duh.
Oh, by the way, if the Incubator can't hear me, tell it I've started expenditures to massively increase the entropic cycle in my world for the hell of it.>

<Generally a bad idea. Also, I am a Tsukaima. not... whatever an Incubator is.>

[Xantalos]

<Beings I enjoy pissing off by killing the people they try to contract with.>

[ragnarok97071]

<Beings I enjoy pissing off by killing the people they try to contract with.>

<Why?>

[Xantalos]

<For the hell of it, as I said.>

[IamanElfCollaborator]

>How the hell do you exist if the physical laws of the universe say you shouldn't? The fuck happened to no crossovers, Elf?<

[Xantalos]

<I dunno. I don't really exist here; I'm just a voice.>

[IamanElfCollaborator]

>Not you, the other...guy.<

[Xantalos]

<Oh. It's likely only resembling the things.>

[IamanElfCollaborator]

>Oh. Well.

Keep him fed and away from little loli girls.<

[ragnarok97071]

>How the hell do you exist if the physical laws of the universe say you shouldn't? The fuck happened to no crossovers, Elf?<

<... that is a television show. Though I have many characteristics similar to beings often found in magical girl anime, I am not from any particular continuity of such. Obviously.>

[kj1225]

<Can I ask for a body if I promise to make you a sandwich?>

[RangerCado]

A wild Meme appeared! She used Adorable Tackle! Its super effective!

Meme comes in and tries to glomp the cat to cuddle.

[GreatWyrmGold]

The house in the TV world

((Wait, they're still in the TV world?))

Kyle blinks.
"That's really saddening. You mean, I could have just offed you both without... Sorry, promised that I wouldn't kill you guys. I should probably stop talking about it."

"You're so clever."

Joan surprises Selina and she (...3...) Runs into the prisoner room with a quick scream before slamming into a wall. Unhurt, but unconscious.

Will sighs.
"Do we need to have Selina chained up to someone else 24/7 to stop her from doing stuff like this?"

Kyle makes an 'ah' noise.
"I thought that was it, I find it kind of cute that you aren't comfortable with social situations. It makes me want to hug you until you feel better and... that wasn't supposed to come out."
Kyle covers his mouth.

Will rolls his eyes.

Kyle looks away awkwardly.
"So do you have a crush on anyone? I know I joked about it before but I am honestly curious."

"Just because your girlfriend is a fairy doesn't mean everyone's into interspecies relationships, Casanota."

<It was named after the Aztec goddess who is the patron of women who die in childbirth. Yes, wikipedia was very specific about it being women dying in childbirth, not men.>

<Well, a god of men who died in childbirth wouldn't have much to do, now would he?>

<Can anyone here me? I have found a very strange rabbit.>

<That's probably the Hybrid. Put him back in his cage and scold him a bit.>

<I have found a rabbit with no mouth, three eyes, and floating orbs.>

<Not the Hybrid then. Hm.>
Will swiftly heads for Blossom's location.

<Oh hello... I'd like three large pizzas... one supreme, one pepperoni pizza, and one white pizza.>

<Wait, the pizza guys are taking orders by magic bracelet now?>

<You can, but don't blame me if he causes trouble.>

<You've never owned a cat, have you?>

<What is a Contract, Mother?>

<That counts as trouble.>

<It depends on the goal of the Tsukaima in general. That is... variable, but generally those who make the Contract assist to further a specific goal.>

<...Fuck.>
<There are children on the line, you know.>
<Whoops.>

>Nobody wish for anything unless you want to die horribly.<

<How very rude. I do not kill people, sir.>

<Neither did the Gray Matster. Wait, you wouldn't know who that is...Neither did Pol Pot. He's famous on this world, right?>

>Keep him fed and away from little loli girls.<

<I'll feed him!>
<I'll keep Angel away from him!>

[RangerCado]

<...I a woli?> Meme is pretty confused about all of this at this point.