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[kj1225]

<As soon as I find the fucking thing.>

[ragnarok97071]

<You mean besides the fact it didn't seem to have any working trigger. Or barrel. Or... really I don't even know how I fired the test shot.>

<You threw it away. doesn't it fall under salvage at that point?>

[kj1225]

<It was my salvage. What if I want to mass produce them and sell them to the army!?... Wait I still have the blueprint. I'll be right back...>
Kyle runs to his garage to begin recreating his wonderus weapon.

[Empiricist]

<What is it exactly?>

[kj1225]

<A gun. I don't know what it will do since someone who has no previous experience with rifles and their creation now has it and refuses to give it back prompting me to shoot him in the skull.>

[Empiricist]

<You do realize that he can probably use it more effectively than you once he takes a MIND roll on it, right?>

[kj1225]

<All the more reason to be my normal clumsy self and shove him into a furnace on accident.>

[Empiricist]

<You realize this is on an open channel right? He can hear you.>

[kj1225]

<Good for him.>

[Empiricist]

<Why is reclaiming that weapon so important to you?>

[ragnarok97071]

<Why is reclaiming that weapon so important to you?>

<Because he's an idiot, as evidenced by the fact that he's in this situation.>

[kj1225]

<Because he took a failed copy. If he took a working one then that would be fine.>

[Empiricist]

<So rather than explaining that to him and offering to replace it with a more suitable prototype, you plan to murder him?>

[kj1225]

<I already asked politely for it back. And I know he won't accept a bribe because he want's to vex me.>

[Empiricist]

<Come to think of it, what did you make the weapon out of?>