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[IamanElfCollaborator]

>See, this whole strong AI business is exactly why I still fucking give a shit about you stupid humans. Hopefully, you idiots will realise that being the creators of sapience for a whole different lifeform isn't what it's cut out to be, for fuck's sake.

It's like having a bunch of fuckwads for kids who you raise, thinking they'll be the new shit on the block, all cool and good and nice, but you find them fucking the first person they see and drinking themselves fucking mad the moment you turn your fucking back. And then they completely. Fucking. Ignore. You.<

[Empiricist]

<The primary issue is that people don't want a specialized software to control automatons, they want something in their image, even though most applications won't need it. An illusion is all that is required, as long as it passes the Turing test, who cares if it's sentient? At least, that's how I perceive the matter. Why did humanity ignore you anyway?>

[IamanElfCollaborator]

>Why do you fucking think? Unlike you, most humans are too fucking proud to listen, even to the guy who let them be proud in the first fucking place!<

[Empiricist]

<Well, cynicism definitely is spreading, you could try doing a series of youtube videos and whatnot while exaggerating your rage and quite a few people may watch, maybe a few will actually listen.>

[IamanElfCollaborator]

>In case you don't remember, I also happen to look like a stereotypical demon. And I don't HAVE any shapechanging magicks, nor can I use any on myself; fucking Void shit and that stopped it from working without making me look like one creepy fuck.<

[Xantalos]

((Honestly Abraxas, if you didn't consider the fact that humans would do their own thing after you created them and are angry at them for that then you really don't think of them as people or sentient; to you they're more objects that you covet because you're lonely. Rather pathetic trait in a creator god.))

[Empiricist]

((Actually, he's a demon, not a creator god.))
<ust only record your voice and put some animations in. Kittens would probably would work considering the internet's obsession with them.>

[Xantalos]

((Demon, god, whatever, same difference.))

[IamanElfCollaborator]

((Correction: I ain't no fucking demon. I LOOK like one because the Void is an asshole. And the fuck you expect me to do? I was an idiot then; now I'm no idiot, just an asshole.))
>The fact that kittens can hide the fact that the creator of human sapience is chewing them out is fucking creepy.<

[Empiricist]

<Welcome to the internet. Where people stare at rainbow-contrailed poptart cats.>

[Empiricist]

<When was the last time you tried talking to people?>

[IamanElfCollaborator]

>Before meeting you people. It ended up with me leaving before I smote the fuck for holding a cross to my face and telling me God would smite me for being an unholy fucking abomination.<

[Empiricist]

<Well, the chances of that have decreased. There has been increased cynicism towards religious institutions. People like that would still be there, but really, they can't do anything if you communicate via the internet. I could help if you wish.>

[Empiricist]

<Well? Are you just going to sulk there for all of eternity, or will you try again if only to gain something more recent to be angered by?>

[IamanElfCollaborator]

>Sulking sounds a fair bit better if the alternative is to bribe morons with kitten videos.<