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[RangerCado]

((helm is a life steal and 1 minute neutral takeover item. Gangplank is a pirate in League. The centaur is a decent strength neutral enemy. ))

[IamanElfCollaborator]

((*Attack missed due to mini-stunning with Q* Your not Gangplank, stop shooting at me! *Uses helm of the dominator on a Centaur and summons treants.* Fear the wrath of nature! -they all attack as the trees disappear-))

((*is still behind Cado and continues shooting him*))
>Hurr. Except Annie...isn't a virus?<
>I resent being referred to as one.<

[RangerCado]

((Elf is being overwhelmed with attacks from 6 targets... *Uses scythe hex to turn Elf into a pig for3.5 seconds and gets free hits via this... also summons 4 more treants*))

((((And I gotta go to sleep now. Emp, please do not let Elf feed me to the fangirls I apparently have... night!))))

[Empiricist]

<I am well aware she is not a program let alone a virus. I truly am sorry if anything I said was interpreted as thus. However, I did modify a copy of w95.zmist to be compatible with her host program so that she can, if required, transfer her host program undetected.>

[IamanElfCollaborator]

((Huh.
*is already pulling Cado's skeleton from the horde of fangirls who glomped him to death*))
>Eh.<

[Empiricist]

<I'll take more care in what I send next time and in future specify your host program rather than you to avoid offense. Would that be okay, Annie?>

[wolfchild]

Stella continues her classes, not ever getting one with someone else she knows is somewhat aggrivating

[GreatWyrmGold]

>....did I not just say invincibility wasn't equivalent to immortality?

Or does Ancient Greek not translate well to-<

<Apparently not, since the word you are using literally means "impossible to harm," "impossible to defeat," or "too powerful to be defeated or overcome." Killing it shows that it is merely difficult to harm, defeat, or overcome.>

((So, will @Elf be running it?))

>Soon^tm.<

((Fair warning: If you don't run it soon, you might discover some superpowered people opening a portal to this universe.))

((And the second they found out she did that, (Assuming kidnapping) she'd likely be beaten and/or tortured. Possibly starved. Then forced to do it again.))

((They'd be too busy fighting off a demon, God, and an ancient spirit to really notice.
You know how they say Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned? Imagine Hell's fury+Heaven's fury+3(Woman Scorned fury) for a second. And yes, I know that's not what they meant by "scorned". Who cares? They'd still be furious.))

>Except.....why would we want realism? As I recall, I shoot myself in the head to summon monsters, a Fae is walking around with us, and we witnessed the equivalent of God as a Navi expy!<

<Actually, you don't shoot yourself in the head. You just trick your subconscious into thinking you've done so, which--wait, why am I telling you about your own abilities?>

((TOO BAD! Initiate Dota/League CROSSOVER! *Summons treants* Go my minions!))

(("Who calls the Dragon Knight?"))

>Sum it up as; Muggles either don't care or care but don't want to piss off the bad guys. And what else do you use a gun for? Intimidation?<

<Or discouragement.>

<Understood. Speaking of which, just for future reference, note that Annie and Wheatley's w95.zmist malware package will only run in windows, since Zombie wrote it in assembly language. So in other words, running Linux or Macintosh will in fact protect people from getting hacked by a fate-controlled virus.>

<Like Apple didn't have enough reasons to jack up the price already.>

((Elf is being overwhelmed with attacks from 6 targets...))

((Make that seven.
"Dragon-Charge!"))

[RangerCado]

((*Prophet nods hist respect to Dragon Knight*))

[kj1225]

((You mean superpowered people opening a portal again?))

[GreatWyrmGold]

((Um...I guess.))

[kj1225]

<Guys, Keith is in the office. His Uncle is patting him on the back and an administrator is looking horrified.>

[IamanElfCollaborator]

((Doubt it. I've already fed Cado's body to the fangirls.))

[RangerCado]

((*revives* THANK YOU AEGIS!!! ... *RUNS!!!*))

[GreatWyrmGold]

(("Dragon-Charge!"
And thus Elf gets killed.))