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[Empiricist]

<...why do I have nothing but cynicism for the upcoming event?>

[ragnarok97071]

<... Yup, looks like this is going to be annoying. See, if you all hadn't stuck me in... well, her, I could probably just shove a big bang up whatever's coming's ass and be done with it, but noooo, you had to save your fucking world.>

[Empiricist]

<Let's just huddle around and make sure that the moment it attacks, we'll end up with a TPK. I doubt that @Elf will TPK three whole RPGs, hence it will not be able to attack.>

[IamanElfCollaborator]

@Elf cackles.

[ragnarok97071]

<Let's just huddle around and make sure that the moment it attacks, we'll end up with a TPK. I doubt that @Elf will TPK three whole RPGs, hence it will not be able to attack.>

<... The fuck you talking about? That would be the boring option.>

[Empiricist]

<As long as we can maintain formation, you could just torture it to death. I honestly doubt @Elf will actually carry out a multi-RPG TPK.>

[ragnarok97071]

<You do know that the very act of banking on that makes it about a million times more likely that he will, right?>

[IamanElfCollaborator]

@Elf plans out a multi-RPG TPK.

[Empiricist]

<A million times something indescribably minute is still small.>

[IamanElfCollaborator]

<The smaller the predicted chance it will happen, the larger the ACTUAL chance of it happening.>

[Empiricist]

<No offense, but since you're controlled by @Elf, you may not be the most trustworthy source of information. Anyway, I never said that had to be our first option. I simply noted we could resolve it by doing that.>

[IamanElfCollaborator]

<I'm offended. So is he.>
Cue more TPK planning.

[ragnarok97071]

<... Stop it with the meta or I will spank the lot of you.>

[Empiricist]

<What's the point of saying 'no offense' anyway? It serves no functional purpose.>

[Twi]

<Ahem.>