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[Empiricist]

((I doubt that any of Kyle's other partners even care about that.))

[IamanElfCollaborator]

((KARMA ROLL TIMES.

....WHAT IN THE FUCK.))

[kj1225]

((I was more worried about that.))

[RangerCado]

((...Conny is going to be annoyed that he didn't ask her if she wanted to join))

[Empiricist]

((So a threesome between Kyle, Conny and Nuriel is fine but shapeshifting assisted intercourse isn't? Is it due to how bad the pedophilic subtext is?))

[IamanElfCollaborator]

((Was talking about the roll.))
[1].

Well done, Kyle. No protection. Luckily you didn't get infected with anything. You got worse.

You knocked up a catgirl. Yes. The shipping god has blessed you with the power to impregnate things outside your species.

Now Richard's going to murderise you.

[kj1225]

((I expected this. Kyle is really bad at avoiding pregnancy.))

[Empiricist]

((Well at least Cyrielle is physically incapable of getting pregnant due to the side effect of her abilities which make her completely sterile...))

[RangerCado]

((...How would this work with shapeshifting!? IE. Maymay turns into her kitten girl form or full kitten form and such?))

[OREOSOME]

Catherine receives the strangest feeling, as if suddenly a ship no one expected suddenly was fulfilled. And then proceeded to become kinda weird to think about.
She tries to ignore that feeling.
Instead, she proceeds down to where Marie and Stella are.
"So... What do you think we should do now?"

[IamanElfCollaborator]

((Well at least Cyrielle is physically incapable of getting pregnant due to the side effect of her abilities which make her completely sterile...))

((Lemme say this now:

You roll a 1 in sexytimes, you are automatically pregnant.
No matter what.
Even if you're a void thingy. Or a different species.
Because seriously.
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET A 1 ON A D100.))

[Empiricist]

((Even though Cyrielle doesn't have an uterus, womb or ovaries?))

[kj1225]

((And not only that but Kyle could potentially get anything pregnant now due to that one... What are the rules for golems?))
Maymay waves bye to Kyle and leaves. Kyle goes back to eating his salmon.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

((Even though Cyrielle doesn't have an uterus, womb or ovaries?))

((Yep. Because the RNG clearly hates you if you somehow get a 1 on a karma check.

Anything more and you're safe, so there's that. Not so much for Kyle.))

((And not only that but Kyle could potentially get anything pregnant now due to that one... What are the rules for golems?))
Maymay waves bye to Kyle and leaves. Kyle goes back to eating his salmon.

((Same thing. Only with rock babbehs.

Normally infertile things do NOT get pregnant outside of a 1. We shall define 1 as the 'unholy preggers number'.))

[Twi]

((?!?!?!?!?!?!))

"...?"

"Blah. I dunno."