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[RangerCado]

"Well, what do you normally do down here?"

[kj1225]

"We normally talk and use the internet."

[RangerCado]

"Ah, okay... what do you talk about?" Conny is treading water near one of the mermaids, looking quite happy to be around non-human people.

[kj1225]

"How weird it is that Humans are so attracted to us. Life under the ocean, things like that."

[RangerCado]

"I thinks its the exotic factor... and bragging rights. 'I got to bang a mermaid!' they'd say, hehe. Its also probably because your all beautiful and topless."

[Empiricist]

<So Selina, how does it feel to be in a homosexual relationship with the divine entity that, according to their supposed representatives on Earth, is against homosexuality?>

[RangerCado]

<Wh-wh-what...!? i-i-i'm not... b-b-b-bad... r-right...?> Selina seems a little panicky.

[kj1225]

"Well, whales don't make for good conversational partners. And it's really hard to find something to make a top out of that isn't uncomfortable."

[RangerCado]

"Hmm, ever thought of trying ones made for humans? You could test with mine." Conny seems curious.

[Empiricist]

<Of course not, I was simply placing the circumstances into a different perspective.>

[RangerCado]

<I... I-i-it seems...o-o-okay... I... I d-don't really... kn-know...> Selina feels confused.

[kj1225]

"Sure."

((Oh god why.))

[Empiricist]

<Just pointing out that you are technically dating God. And judging by your blushing earlier on and how you fainted, God mentioned some rather perverted content as well.>

[RangerCado]

<Um... y-y-yes... er... w-w-wait...> Selina looks around the room and sees Cyrielle.

"EEP!" Selina blushes a ton! She had seen everything!?

Conny smiles and takes off her bra, handing it to the mermaid speaking.

[Empiricist]

<Heh, looks like people tend to zone out quite a bit here as well. I didn't hear anything if that's what you're worried about.>