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[Akroma]

<So, how is everyone? Are you enjoying yourself? Remember, the most important thing about a paramilitary assault is that you enjoy yourselves.>

[USEC_OFFICER]

<So, how is everyone? Are you enjoying yourself? Remember, the most important thing about a paramilitary assault is that you enjoy yourselves.>

<Isn't the most important thing to be in and out quickly and quietly?>

[Akroma]

<Well yeah, but try to enjoy yourselves while doing so. Like, in this one office -snicker- I changed someones desktop to something obscene -snicker-. That guy will look silly tomorrow.>

[kj1225]

<I thought it was to do things that make the expendables look like wimps?>

[RangerCado]

<WEEEEEEEEEEE!!!>

No response from Conny.

<I'm booooored.>

<Well, since half of Selina's current non-invested cash is going into repairing the unnessisary damage anyway, I'm enjoying this light show.>

[Akroma]

<-snicker- and this one dude had a picture of his family on his desk, so I drew mustaches on them. And the other guy was still locked into his email account, so I sent an email to his wife that looks like he wanted to send it to an affair and only accidentaly send it to her, and this other guy, I rigged a mine to his chair, so when he sits down, his legs will be blown off. -snicker->

[RangerCado]

<...Those last two are just wrong ICARUS. Morally, and legally in the case of the mine, wrong.>

[Akroma]

<Those guys routinely abduct harmless magic users for profit, fuck their human rights. It's a shame i forgot to bring some cyanide to lace the coffee with.>

[Twi]

<I'll have to agree with conny. The random officeworkers probably don't deserve that.>

[Kansa]

<So, how is everyone? Are you enjoying yourself? Remember, the most important thing about a paramilitary assault is that you enjoy yourselves.>

<I'm... I'm not sure>

<Those guys routinely abduct harmless magic users for profit, fuck their human rights. It's a shame i forgot to bring some cyanide to lace the coffee with.>

<That.... That still doesn't make it right to do stuff like that>

[Akroma]

<While the receptionist lacked details, she was fully aware that there were people being abducted and being held prisoner upstairs. She didn't hesitate or try to deny it for even a moment. The office workers are aware. That is enough.>

[kj1225]

<Icarus, remove the mine now or I will activate your three laws compliance mode as you are nonvital to the mission.>

[RangerCado]

<I'll have to agree with conny. The random officeworkers probably don't deserve that.>

<...I'm Ghost...>

[Akroma]

<I can refuse orders and parts of my programming, as you are well aware. And I firmly believe that each and every one of these guys deserve at least some form of suffering. But fiiiiiiiiiiiiiine. I'll nevertheless stab the next ASMRA person I see.>

[kj1225]

<You can't ignore something that works in your, for the simplicity of the term, subconscious.>