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[Akroma]

"She attacked me with potentially lethal magic. I told her I would respond in kind if she tried that again. Considering that under official regulations, I have the right to immediatly use force in self-defence without warning, I could have just stayed silent and cut her throat, instead of telling her to cut it out. I believe she has yet to gain the right to attempt to murder your guests."

[SOLDIER First]

<That is a good point.>

[USEC_OFFICER]

She nods.

"So where are you from?"

[IamanElfCollaborator]

She nods.

"So where are you from?"

"England."

[SOLDIER First]

((PIP PIP CHEERIO ELLO GUV'NA WOULDJA LIKA SPOTTUV TEA WUN LUMPER TWO))

[IamanElfCollaborator]

((PIP PIP CHEERIO ELLO GUV'NA WOULDJA LIKA SPOTTUV TEA WUN LUMPER TWO))

((*shoots SB in the crotch*
That's for Richard. And Maria. And Alistair. And myself.))

[Akroma]

((please tell me he refers to a lamp as a ceilingbright))

[USEC_OFFICER]

"England."

"England? Where's England?"

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"North of France. Girl, you really aren't from here either, are you?"

[SOLDIER First]

((Harder.))

[IamanElfCollaborator]

((Harder.))

((*rips his sex drive out and his ability to get aroused, before overloading his mind with pain beyond measure, and for good measure, turns him into a eunuch*
Hard enough for you?))

[Akroma]

((no, bad elf. Just do to him as what happened to Varis. It might even turn out to be a great character arc for lyle))

[SOLDIER First]

((s-softer?))

[IamanElfCollaborator]

((no, bad elf. Just do to him as what happened to Varis. It might even turn out to be a great character arc for lyle))

((nup
he doesn't get one
that was for a bad cockney pun
much disapproval))

((s-softer?))

((*turns up the pain*
Harder it is.))

[kj1225]

"Okay."
Kyle cuts all communication between him and Icarus.