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[SOLDIER First]

"Oh.

Kyle, that's gross! You can't do that with a robot!"

[Akroma]

"Calculating alternative....Suggesting new course of action, have you considered employing advanced weaponry or magical artifacts to enhance combat performance?"

Cue arguement that ICARUS is my character, and I want her sterile white and only vagueally human. Cue end of arguement.

[Twi]

Cue point that Kyle does not run the company and his 'uncle' probably encourages him to at least have fiscal responsibility. I dunno?

"... She's right. Only a master could make something as beautiful as you. How could I improve it?"

Marie seems to be FACEPALMING INTERNALLY.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Cue even longer one involving crayon drawings arguing that Icarus will end up being shipped anyway- their surveillance of the group already proves it.
Wherever this contract is, it has a crudely added on clause in crayon that if Kyle uses the bot for purely sexual purposes IRIS staff, including the robot, are entitled to kick him in the crotch.

[USEC_OFFICER]

"Oh.

Kyle, that's gross! You can't do that with a robot!"

"That won't stop him in the least, Lyle."

"Calculating alternative....Suggesting new course of action, have you considered employing advanced weaponry or magical artifacts to enhance combat performance?"

Neferis shakes her head slightly, "No."

"... She's right. Only a master could make something as beautiful as you. How could I improve it?"

_{"You could try."}

[kj1225]

Kyle blinks at the last part.
"Wat."

[Akroma]

"Suggestion: Contact IRIS and apply for a license to carry advanced, magical or experimental military hardware."

[Twi]

"Wat yourself, Kylie."
Marie throws a veil (stolen from Catherine, of course) onto Kyle. He is now a girl. SHENANIGANS ENSUE.
Bismuth shakes her  head. "I'm not really...used to working with clay. I'm not even a smith. I'm just an alchemist. Though...What the bot said now makes sense."

[IamanElfCollaborator]

The clause entitles them to kick Kyle in the crotch regardless of current condition. And it will now hurt more because there isn't a cushion between the foot and groin.

Yeah.

[USEC_OFFICER]

"Suggestion: Contact IRIS and apply for a license to carry advanced, magical or experimental military hardware."

"IRIS?" Neferis looks confused.

Bismuth shakes her  head. "I'm not really...used to working with clay. I'm not even a smith. I'm just an alchemist. Though...What the bot said now makes sense."

_"Oh."

"Wat yourself, Kylie."
Marie throws a veil (stolen from Catherine, of course) onto Kyle. He is now a girl. SHENANIGANS ENSUE.

Ester raises an eyebrow and pulls out her camera.

[kj1225]

Kyle looks down. He might be slightly shorter but yeah, he's wearing power armor not much to be seen.

[Akroma]

"The producer of the ICARUS unit. They have access to a wide array of option. The number of the daytime business office is 555-314-271"

[OREOSOME]

"Wat yourself, Kylie."
Marie throws a veil (stolen from Catherine, of course) onto Kyle. He is now a girl. SHENANIGANS ENSUE.
Bismuth shakes her  head. "I'm not really...used to working with clay. I'm not even a smith. I'm just an alchemist. Though...What the bot said now makes sense."

Catherine is not sure how it was stolen from her. Or when she got one.
Lucas chuckles a bit, regarding Kyle's change.
"Hehehh... So that's how funny it seems when it isn't you it happens to..."

[kj1225]

Kyle looks confused looking at his armor.
"What change?"

[USEC_OFFICER]

Kyle looks down. He might be slightly shorter but yeah, he's wearing power armor not much to be seen.

Doesn't matter, Kyle is still obviously a woman now. You can tell by the face. Ester snaps several photos of fem!Kyle for prosperity.

"The producer of the ICARUS unit. They have access to a wide array of option. The number of the daytime business office is 555-314-271"

Neferis nods slowly, still obviously a bit confused.